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#413458 - 04/01/09 10:34 PM
Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Well, there is the Ultimate Fighting Championship fights on Spike TV tonight. There is also the Ultimate Fucking Championship going on over at www.loadmymouth.com. It's my 511th bout and my record stands at 511-0. I'm proud, of course, but vigilant. Wily Jessica Drew came in as an underdog and ended up being submitted in doggie. Ironic? She obviously hasn't studied my work. She was given an honorary white belt in cum eating for her efforts and the fight ended at 17:11.
Jessica started Round 1 with a traditional fist-in-palm salute.
Non-regulation footwear. Used mainly for offense against nutsacks. Should have been an automatic disqualification.
Trying to be elusive, she did a lot of bobbing and weaving.
I preferred to make her bob and slurp.
The agony and the ecstasy.
Hair pulling is not usually allowed....in fair fights.
I pulled a cheek spread move to try to get a submission. Her anus was stronger than it looked.
I took her back and had her mounted.
Cumshot.
Swallow.
Decision: Iron.
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#413459 - 04/01/09 11:13 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Jeezu Brandon. Are you now shooting cankle porn?!!?
Despite this update, I'm going to give your site a try and join up this weekend. I figure out of 511 updates, if half of them are pigs, then its still worth it. You got any midgets hidden in that 511?
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#413460 - 04/02/09 01:03 AM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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I am the only midget although a few scamps are shorter than me.
RE: kankles. She's a big leg woman, what can I say.
RE: site. E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com and confirm your age. I'll give you a free 3 day pass so you can look around. Whoo hoo!
Also, to the general public, PLEASE stop sending in your cards and letters to JM Productions accusing them of VOD tomfoolry. Many of you say it's impossible that 2 of my titles (Hookers and Blow #3 and She Is Half My Age #7) could rule the VOD for so long. The movies are just that good. For those afraid that I may take over and occupy the top 10 spots, I make no promises. It's not in my hands at this point.
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#413462 - 04/02/09 09:32 AM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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Thanks for the offer man, but I'll just sign up. I don't want to look, or feel, like I'm sucking up to get something on the arm. I might not be rich, but porn money doesn't interfere with diaper money. If you'd like to go out of your way for me, then ask one of your upcoming victims: Which is weirder guys that get off on feet or guys that get off eating assholes?
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#413463 - 04/02/09 11:11 AM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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The agony on her face, and the exstacy in your perverted facial expression are enough to make me toss my cookies.
She has cottage cheese thighs, too.
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#413466 - 04/02/09 07:28 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.com
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Quote:
Thanks for the offer man, but I'll just sign up. I don't want to look, or feel, like I'm sucking up to get something on the arm. I might not be rich, but porn money doesn't interfere with diaper money. If you'd like to go out of your way for me, then ask one of your upcoming victims: Which is weirder guys that get off on feet or guys that get off eating assholes?
I can tell you without asking that most of the women don't care what you're into.....just do it. Some are curious but many are indifferent to the perversions that creep in with the onset of middle age.
** I post pics when I shoot the girls and then post screen caps when updates hit. No worries if it's a problem and it's easier to just post screen caps.
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#413467 - 04/02/09 08:25 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Yes, Jessica Drew looks like she's reached the onset of middle age.
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#413468 - 04/02/09 08:40 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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Eh, I was more interested in seeing the confusion on some whores face than an actual answer. I was sitting around thinking of something to have you ask one and thats the best I could come up with.
Gia, I'd like to see you and Khan in a race to see who could make a PW cry first. He'd be mind fucking one, while you tell another how horrible her hair or clothes are.
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#413470 - 04/02/09 08:59 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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Where can I view the footage?? Tears are the hottest thing in porn.
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"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#413473 - 04/02/09 10:10 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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DANG
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#413476 - 04/03/09 05:21 PM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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It doesn't matter how old you are. It matters how old you look. That beast is a young girl and she has the body of a 45 yr old mother of three.
But keep trying, Eric. Maybe when you're my age, you'll have been laid twice by then.
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#413480 - 04/04/09 04:23 AM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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Registered: 12/28/07
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He shoots, he scores.
+1 for Eric!
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#413481 - 04/04/09 10:53 AM
Re: Jessica Drew, 511th update at www.loadmymouth.
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/31/09
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It doesn't matter how old you are. It matters how old you look. That beast is a young girl and she has the body of a 45 yr old mother of three.
Gia, you rock. And although you are 37, you have the body of a 20 year old.
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