It doesn't matter how old you are. It matters how old you look. That beast is a young girl and she has the body of a 45 yr old mother of three.

But keep trying, Eric. Maybe when you're my age, you'll have been laid twice by then.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K