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#413442 - 04/01/09 09:37 PM whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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#413443 - 04/02/09 01:45 AM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Agreed. Damn hilarious! Especially the last guy's look on his face. He looks likejust wants to
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#413444 - 04/02/09 09:08 AM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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#413445 - 04/02/09 03:58 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Ah serendipity! I was hoping for a thread where I could post this random pic I saw on MySpace. I'm thinking of sending it in to that site. Note the baby's name.



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#413446 - 04/02/09 04:04 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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The name Amalgam makes me wonder if the baby has Mercury poison. Also, it would be a good name for a baby that results from a multiple creampie gangbang.
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#413447 - 04/02/09 04:30 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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The "baby" had to be a pot bellied pig !
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#413448 - 04/02/09 05:33 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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She banged an old timer dentist. Had the father-dentist been up-to-date, his name would have been Composite.
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#413449 - 04/02/09 05:38 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Thank you Gia, good link.
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#413450 - 04/02/09 06:00 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Ah serendipity! I was hoping for a thread where I could post this random pic I saw on MySpace. I'm thinking of sending it in to that site. Note the baby's name.






.....mom?
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#413451 - 04/02/09 07:05 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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^^WOWZERS, wonder if she had more than 1 in there.....that is huge just for one baby.

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#413452 - 04/02/09 07:12 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Some people should be kicked in their bellies hard.
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#413453 - 04/02/09 07:30 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Some people should be kicked in their bellies hard.




...Stephen Lynch??

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#413454 - 04/03/09 09:58 AM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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^^WOWZERS, wonder if she had more than 1 in there.....that is huge just for one baby.




One it says "almagam" so I'm thinking one. Unless #2 was a surprise at delivery.
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#413455 - 04/03/09 11:38 AM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Some people should be kicked in their bellies hard.




...Stephen Lynch??




HAHA Thank you.

No, I was thinking of the Anal Cunt song "I noticed you were pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach".
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#413456 - 04/03/09 12:00 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Falcon Punches fix all pregnancy related issues.
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#413457 - 04/07/09 08:49 PM Re: whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com
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Q: Why the fuck do you have a kid?
A: Because I might want a snack later.



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