Horrid things I have made and consumed:

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich:
1 twinkie
1 hot dog (raw/cooked up to you)
1 Can of Easy Cheese or whatever the crap spray cheese in a can is called.
1 Glass of milk

Directions: Slit the Twinkie and use it as a roll for the hot dog. Spray a line of cheese on it. It is optional to dunk it in a glass of milk.

The Elvis:
Peanut Butter (any kind you like)
1 Banana
3-4 Slices of Bacon (fried)
Honey
White Bread (sliced)
Butter

Melt some butter in a frying pan.

Assemble a sandwich from sliced banana, peanut butter, honey and bacon.

Fry it in your butter.

Fin.

The Jucy Lucy (miss-spelling intentional)

Ground beef (I use extra lean)
Hamburger buns (get whatever you like)
Hamburger toppings (this is up to you)
American "cheese" singles (you'll need 1 per burger)

I'm sure everyone knows how a hamburger works. A Jucy Lucy is a hamburger with a slice of American "cheese" embedded in it. Make 2 thin patties then use them to sandwich a slice of cheese. Seal it all up as well as you can.

Grill for a few minutes each side. It is very important that when you flip your burger that you skewer it a few times with a tooth pick.

That is my food porn.