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#413209 - 04/03/09 10:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
John Floofin Offline
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I'm dominant in the bedroom, thanks for axing.

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#413210 - 04/03/09 10:22 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Quote:

Submissive! What about you?



Dominate, but more toward assertive, as in I'm not into the whole "whats my name" thing, but definitely in control of whats going on. I thnk it also depends on the girl, and how far she wants to take it, you kinda have to feel those things out.

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#413211 - 04/04/09 01:29 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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I'd go with assertive rather than dominant too. Dominant behaviour just comes off as too humourless to take seriously.


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#413212 - 04/04/09 01:58 AM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Exactly. It's hard explaining to guys that bondage and s/m is ridiculous to me, but I'm submissive. All those accessories and calling some guy Sir Lord So and So isn't sexy nor am I into any fetish scene where people run around in vinyl and make sure everyone sees them whipping each other with the #42 flogger specially imported from Antwerp. I do like wearing latex clothes sometimes, but just because it's pretty.
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#413213 - 04/04/09 04:01 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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Dom/Assertive, whatever.

I dig a dominant chick on occasion. One of my best friends is way into it. So much so that she can't seem to have it otherwise. She's shared stories with me and they're fucked up (and funny). Consequently, we've never taken it further than just fucking around. I think it'd be the end of it, otherwise.

I have another good friend that doms professionally, is into much crazier shit, and can just completely turn it off in the sack. Work is work, I guess.



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#413214 - 04/06/09 08:39 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413215 - 04/06/09 09:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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what...nobody wants to comment on this one???

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#413216 - 04/07/09 02:33 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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Not enough information in the choices, there are a lot of incidents where the pink and the stink are the same hole.
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#413217 - 04/07/09 07:54 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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Im a big fan of the stink...its allways warm, its allways tight and its more degrating to woman
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#413218 - 04/07/09 04:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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maybe I'm just "off" but, if I am into a chick, I get a lot more out of pounding the pink then going around back. I mean lets think about it, would your rather be in her sweet, soft, warm pus or in her dirty ass with all the other shit??

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#413219 - 04/07/09 04:13 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.
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#413220 - 04/07/09 05:30 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.




No DP's for me, I don't share my girl...

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#413221 - 04/07/09 08:33 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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Quote:

Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.




No DP's for me, I don't share my girl...





Right on. Move over.
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#413222 - 04/07/09 11:19 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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Pussy all the way. The obsession with anal in today's porn is like dealing with an autistic child. Brianna Love was the only girl I liked who actually made anal look half-way fun.

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#413223 - 04/09/09 02:02 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413224 - 04/09/09 02:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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First one. Go with love. I'm hoping the reason him and I would only have sex once a month would be because we're both traveling often due to work reasons. That would be an acceptable reason.
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#413225 - 04/10/09 10:01 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413226 - 04/13/09 10:47 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413227 - 04/13/09 04:48 PM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Oh fuck that, neither. But went with stripper because being a porn star doesn't necessarily imply being a heterosexual.

If I were going to wake up one day and suddenly find out that I was a porner or a stripper being a stripper would be less unpleasant.
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#413228 - 04/13/09 07:54 PM Re: Would you rather ???
the unknown pervert Offline
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I'd be sleeping in the loft above Wankus's cardboard box if I had to rely on either for a career.
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#413229 - 04/28/09 09:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Today's Q?


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#413230 - 04/28/09 04:36 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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come on people, leave a reason why you voted. For me shaved, i dont like a face full of fuzz.

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#413231 - 04/28/09 11:45 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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I prefer bush, shaved looks too plastic and pre-adolescent.

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#413232 - 04/28/09 11:50 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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come on people, leave a reason why you voted. For me shaved, i dont like a face full of fuzz.




I like the feel and the look of a well-trimmed, manicured bush. It just looks more womanly and sexy. Completely shaved looks too "gynecological" with a dash of pedophilia thrown in.
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#413233 - 05/15/09 05:36 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413234 - 05/15/09 06:10 PM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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You sir, you are TERRIBLE!!! I don't think... Wow...
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#413235 - 05/15/09 06:20 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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Registered: 05/11/09
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Alright, I'm playing catch-up.

1) Have sex.
2) Butt, especially a firm runner's ass.
3) 2 Girls 1 Guy, obvs.
4) Submissive, what can I say? I like to be told what to do.
5) Pink, but I did fuck my ex with a strap-on, which was pretty hot.
6) No love, hotties every night. I survive without love, I go crazy without sex.
7) Love over money. Ok, I am a girl.
8) Stripper. I like the pole and lap dances.
9) Trimmed, but shaved for special occassions.
10) Amputee. I have enough of a problem with short people, I don't know what I'd do with a midget.

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#413236 - 05/15/09 06:22 PM Re: Would you rather ???
orgasmatron Offline
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Posts: 163
Loc: The south.
Dumb question. It totally depends on the girl and how good she is at each.

Next.

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#413237 - 05/15/09 11:57 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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Amputee. See Long Jean Silver.

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#413238 - 05/16/09 09:02 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Quote:

You sir, you are TERRIBLE!!! I don't think... Wow...



No, Im just probing the dark depths.

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#413239 - 05/16/09 09:05 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413240 - 05/16/09 03:59 PM Re: Would you rather ???
freestylah Offline
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Would You Rather?? (***no specific circumstances on this one, its actually a very dark question that goes to the root of your feelings about life)
1 Kill
2 be killed





I like this one a lot, even though I choose not to answer it. It's a difficult one and I don't think I would give the same answer every day.

I'm against the death penalty (for several reasons) and killing someone isn't exactly high on my try-before-I-die-list either. That being said, I (like most people, I guess) have some very dark fantasies involving murder, killing, torture and mutilations of different kinds. I expect the experience of being able to decide on life and death to be very intense and strong. God-like, if you will. Destructive, yet inspiring; sickening, yet enthralling.
Furthermore, the idea of being killed not of my own free will is not exactly inviting. However, there are days that I couldn't care less about waking up or not the next day.

So, all in all, I won't pick one over the other.
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#413241 - 05/19/09 08:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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This one is about YOUR life. Realizing that by making one different decision early in your life would completely change the outcome of where you are today.

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#413242 - 05/22/09 09:06 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
one fucking vote...you guys suck wheres the participation???

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#413243 - 05/22/09 09:32 AM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I couldn't answer. I wouldn't want to keep it all the same and I wouldn't want to change everything at once. I'm happy with my constant but gradual changing.
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#413244 - 05/22/09 01:59 PM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
ketchup...


In the pink. LoL!

Not find love/Find love. I couldn't answer. I don't know if I believe in love.

One million tax free. Read above.

Be a stripper. Hasn't everyone at least once?

Trimmed? I guess you were asking how we keep ours? I don't like to shave mine completely, I feel like I look like an 8 year old...

Amputee. It depends what he/she is missing or how short the "midget" is... I'm pretty short myself but prefer tall men so I went with amputee...

Kill.I would rather kill and then be killed. But I voted kill since it's my first choice.....



edited to add: Change everything...That could mean that I might actually be pretty....


Edited by electrostatic (05/22/09 03:19 PM)
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#413245 - 05/22/09 03:10 PM Re: Would you rather ???
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Keep it all the same.

When my dad lay dying in Hospice, I told him I was happy with who I was, that he had done his duty. My mother died when I was 7, and my aunts wanted to take me, but the drunken career Marine kept me. I told him I was glad he did. I feel even stronger about that, after learning more about my cousins.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#413246 - 05/26/09 12:31 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413247 - 05/26/09 10:46 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
10:1 for body..I guess everyone has invested in paper bags...

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#413248 - 05/27/09 01:46 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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