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#413159 - 03/31/09 09:17 PM
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I'd rather have sex. Not that I'm the most blow job gettingest dude around, but I've had my fair share and only gotten off on 4 of them. Love the feeling, but it is tough for me to melt in a mouth.
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#413160 - 03/31/09 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Meh, the act isn't nearly as important as the person. Some are especially good at one or the other. I have no answer.
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#413161 - 03/31/09 10:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I voted for the bj. i still like to fuck and whatnot, but I can't put a ton of effort into something that A) Might not be that good or B) Might not happen. The suck job is usually a lock....
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#413162 - 03/31/09 11:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I voted for Have Sex. A guy going down on me is nice, but I can take it or leave it. When a guy goes down on me, it's the same sensation as when I masturbate- visually as well. I mean, he's down there and I'm up here. It lacks involvement. Intercourse appeases my senses more. I can feel him in me, his body all over me, him kissing me. He is motherfucking OWNING ME. A guy going down on me is the same as masturbating. I can do that myself. If I'm with a guy, I'd rather take full advantage and get fucked.
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#413164 - 04/01/09 02:05 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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Have Sex.
I had a friend in H.S. that told me he was more into getting blown and it left an impression on me that I've always remembered. I thought he was crazy. I think it had more to do with the caliber of chicks he was bringing home and that we were just kids.
I can understand the effort factor, but I guess it depends on the person with whom you're getn down. In most cases it's gonna be sex for me, unless it's some nasty blow pig from a bar that I'll wanna ditch immediately afterward. I normally avoid those types of situations nowadays.
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#413165 - 04/01/09 03:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I just want to grab a handful of the chick's hair along the back of her head, yank it back jussssst hard enough to make her wince, slap her face 6 times with my hard, pulsating, angry penis, smear the precum on her lips, and then jerk off directly onto her outstretched tongue. Some might argue this qualifies as a modern day version of oral sex, but I disagree....I call this romance, even a loose form of courtship. I am a romantic at heart, and when I find the (at minimum) modestly hott whore who will allow me to use her mouth as my own personal specimen receptacle (twice a day no questions or complaining), and who is willing to sign the prenup and accepts the monthly allowance I provide, then I will have found the potential Mrs Da Burglar. Of course, marriage is bunk, so if above-referenced whore was simply willing to be a kept woman/receptacle for a reasonable, tidy round monthly sum, that would be just as romantic....I honestly think after the 15th or 16th load I plop into her mouth, she will learn to luvvvvvvvvv me....  Cameron Keys doesnt swallow so as much as I would want to give her first dibs, this is a potential deal breaker; Everyone knows how I feel about Marley and her Bouncy ball; Moxxie Maddron, XPTs most underrated whore, strikes me as the kind of woman who would truly LOVE being kept and used for the filthy, selfish pleasure of a pervert like me; there are a number of viable candidates....if I could get the list down to 12, I would propose a VH-1 type reality show whereby, over the course of 10-12 weeks, I weed out and whittle the list down until I find the right whore. ANd I would picture Gian Jerkins in the role of Sharon Osbourne in that Rock of Love: Charm School, whereby Gia teaches the shrinking group of whore receptacle candidates just HOW to be a truly proper and classy Kept Whore/Filth-queen/interesting companion.
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#413166 - 04/01/09 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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My arthritis is severe enough to keep me from having very animated sex so a bj would be nice thank you !
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#413167 - 04/01/09 08:48 AM
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#413168 - 04/01/09 08:57 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Butt. If a chicks tits are horrible, you can always get her implants. Much tougher to take a chick with a bad ass and make it good.
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#413170 - 04/01/09 09:13 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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I voted for Have Sex. A guy going down on me is nice, but I can take it or leave it. When a guy goes down on me, it's the same sensation as when I masturbate- visually as well. I mean, he's down there and I'm up here. It lacks involvement. Intercourse appeases my senses more. I can feel him in me, his body all over me, him kissing me. He is motherfucking OWNING ME. A guy going down on me is the same as masturbating. I can do that myself. If I'm with a guy, I'd rather take full advantage and get fucked.
very descriptive, you have such a way with word's 
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#413171 - 04/01/09 09:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Question 1: Have sex. I rather give than recieve oral. Question 2: Boobs. I like boobs. I'm not happy with mine but I hardly have an ass.  And I'm very shocked by the results I thought most guys liked boobs too.
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#413174 - 04/01/09 03:33 PM
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That wasn't really a shot at you bdm.
I'll pm ya sometime.
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#413178 - 04/02/09 12:48 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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Butt.
How is about because. I don't think I've put less thought into a poll question, ever.
I'm an ass man.
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#413179 - 04/02/09 09:39 AM
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#413180 - 04/02/09 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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2 girls 1 guy. Is the more comfortable choice...
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#413182 - 04/02/09 04:23 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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I guess 2 girls. Done both, prefer 1 on 1. Quote:
2 girls 1 guy. Is the more comfortable choice...
2 girls 1 cup is the more entertaining.
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#413183 - 04/02/09 06:57 PM
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#413184 - 04/02/09 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I have tried the multiple girls scenario. Never done the multiple guys one.
I prefer 1-on-1.
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#413186 - 04/02/09 08:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.
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#413188 - 04/03/09 08:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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Question 1: Have sex. I rather give than recieve oral.
Question 2: Boobs. I like boobs. I'm not happy with mine but I hardly have an ass.
And I'm very shocked by the results I thought most guys liked boobs too.
Yes! I have more fun giving oral than receiving...i just can't seem to relax getting oral--which is my hangup not theirs...
so i vote have sex...and if i'm not in the mood than i'm more than happy to suck my hubby's dick..then i'm usually in the mood..
and i always feel a lil ashamed when i reveal too much on here...so now i must run and hide
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#413192 - 04/03/09 08:45 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Hope my previous post won't be the first in the new thread "Faggy Post of The Day at XPT"
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#413193 - 04/03/09 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It was a bizarre scenario. It was when I was working nights at the video arcade and going to school. Some girl showed up at my desk, she was kind of drunk. She told me she had been infatuated with me for months but never had the courage to say anything.
Anyway we talked for a while and she told me she was going to "make my night" and then left...
AN hour later she came back wearing a trench coat with buns in her hair. Under the coat she was dressed as Chun-Li from Street Fighter (she is Chinese and really pulled it off quite well). I assume she had been watching me playing Street Fighter, I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.
She gave me her dorm room key and told me where to find her after my shift.
She was waiting for me, with one of her friends and a case of beer.
Nothing like that has happened to me since.
The story is more elaborate than that but I'm on my lunch break so trying to keep it brief.
Edited by conquistador (04/03/09 08:55 AM)
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#413194 - 04/03/09 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.
Have you ever really seriously had a DP opportunity in real life, in some spontaneous, normal moment of sexual frenzy or horniness? Seems to me the only way it would happen, outside of you deliberately and mechanically orchestrating it with a couple Bisexual guys or hiring 1 or 2 male hookers, would be if you were with 2 guys and they snorted/smoked some Meth and they temporarily blocked out any and all homophobic roadblocks and mentally zeroed in on YOU, Gian jerkins, and how fucking good it would feel (and the METH).
I just can't see it happening....I mean, as hott and slutty as Gia might be and perfect her pooper is, I just cant function if there is another penis anywhere near the action. Can't do it, no matter who the whore is, even Holly Randall.....
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#413195 - 04/03/09 09:11 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
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It was a bizarre scenario. It was when I was working nights at the video arcade and going to school. Some girl showed up at my desk, she was kind of drunk. She told me she had been infatuated with me for months but never had the courage to say anything.
Anyway we talked for a while and she told me she was going to "make my night" and then left...
AN hour later she came back wearing a trench coat with buns in her hair. Under the coat she was dressed as Chun-Li from Street Fighter (she is Chinese and really pulled it off quite well). I assume she had been watching me playing Street Fighter, I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.
She gave me her dorm room key and told me where to find her after my shift.
She was waiting for me, with one of her friends and a case of beer.
Nothing like that has happened to me since.
The story is more elaborate than that but I'm on my lunch break so trying to keep it brief.
That is one fucking, crazy hot story! Hmmm, now i would like to hear more from you than our usual pet banter 
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#413199 - 04/03/09 09:47 AM
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#413204 - 04/03/09 11:52 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Heh. I guess I had this one coming.
You can continue with the hate on gyptard. It's funny. I will sit back and enjoy. Carry on.
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#413206 - 04/03/09 03:03 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.
No, they don't.
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#413207 - 04/03/09 06:01 PM
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#413208 - 04/03/09 06:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Submissive! What about you?
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