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#413158 - 03/31/09 08:52 PM Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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I was thinking about just posting some random inappropriate questions to get a feel for the group? Really think about your answers, dont just be a douche and de-rail it, and please add a reason why.





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#413159 - 03/31/09 09:17 PM Re: Would you rather ???
99% Fiction Offline
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I'd rather have sex. Not that I'm the most blow job gettingest dude around, but I've had my fair share and only gotten off on 4 of them. Love the feeling, but it is tough for me to melt in a mouth.
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#413160 - 03/31/09 10:35 PM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Meh, the act isn't nearly as important as the person. Some are especially good at one or the other. I have no answer.
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#413161 - 03/31/09 10:49 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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I voted for the bj. i still like to fuck and whatnot, but I can't put a ton of effort into something that A) Might not be that good or B) Might not happen. The suck job is usually a lock....
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#413162 - 03/31/09 11:03 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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I voted for Have Sex. A guy going down on me is nice, but I can take it or leave it. When a guy goes down on me, it's the same sensation as when I masturbate- visually as well. I mean, he's down there and I'm up here. It lacks involvement. Intercourse appeases my senses more. I can feel him in me, his body all over me, him kissing me. He is motherfucking OWNING ME. A guy going down on me is the same as masturbating. I can do that myself. If I'm with a guy, I'd rather take full advantage and get fucked.
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#413163 - 03/31/09 11:12 PM Re: Would you rather ???
zenman Offline
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I voted for Have Sex. A guy going down on me is nice, but I can take it or leave it. When a guy goes down on me, it's the same sensation as when I masturbate- visually as well. I mean, he's down there and I'm up here. It lacks involvement. Intercourse appeases my senses more. I can feel him in me, his body all over me, him kissing me. He is motherfucking OWNING ME. A guy going down on me is the same as masturbating. I can do that myself. If I'm with a guy, I'd rather take full advantage and get fucked.




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#413164 - 04/01/09 02:05 AM Re: Would you rather ???
jeff jordan Offline
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Have Sex.

I had a friend in H.S. that told me he was more into getting blown and it left an impression on me that I've always remembered. I thought he was crazy. I think it had more to do with the caliber of chicks he was bringing home and that we were just kids.

I can understand the effort factor, but I guess it depends on the person with whom you're getn down. In most cases it's gonna be sex for me, unless it's some nasty blow pig from a bar that I'll wanna ditch immediately afterward. I normally avoid those types of situations nowadays.
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#413165 - 04/01/09 03:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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I just want to grab a handful of the chick's hair along the back of her head, yank it back jussssst hard enough to make her wince, slap her face 6 times with my hard, pulsating, angry penis, smear the precum on her lips, and then jerk off directly onto her outstretched tongue.

Some might argue this qualifies as a modern day version of oral sex, but I disagree....I call this romance, even a loose form of courtship. I am a romantic at heart, and when I find the (at minimum) modestly hott whore who will allow me to use her mouth as my own personal specimen receptacle (twice a day no questions or complaining), and who is willing to sign the prenup and accepts the monthly allowance I provide, then I will have found the potential Mrs Da Burglar.

Of course, marriage is bunk, so if above-referenced whore was simply willing to be a kept woman/receptacle for a reasonable, tidy round monthly sum, that would be just as romantic....I honestly think after the 15th or 16th load I plop into her mouth, she will learn to luvvvvvvvvv me....

Cameron Keys doesnt swallow so as much as I would want to give her first dibs, this is a potential deal breaker; Everyone knows how I feel about Marley and her Bouncy ball; Moxxie Maddron, XPTs most underrated whore, strikes me as the kind of woman who would truly LOVE being kept and used for the filthy, selfish pleasure of a pervert like me; there are a number of viable candidates....if I could get the list down to 12, I would propose a VH-1 type reality show whereby, over the course of 10-12 weeks, I weed out and whittle the list down until I find the right whore. ANd I would picture Gian Jerkins in the role of Sharon Osbourne in that Rock of Love: Charm School, whereby Gia teaches the shrinking group of whore receptacle candidates just HOW to be a truly proper and classy Kept Whore/Filth-queen/interesting companion.
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#413166 - 04/01/09 06:08 AM Re: Would you rather ???
backdoorman Offline
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My arthritis is severe enough to keep me from having very animated sex so a bj would be nice thank you !
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#413167 - 04/01/09 08:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413168 - 04/01/09 08:57 AM Re: Would you rather ???
99% Fiction Offline
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Butt. If a chicks tits are horrible, you can always get her implants. Much tougher to take a chick with a bad ass and make it good.
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#413169 - 04/01/09 09:08 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Jeff Steward Offline
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Butt
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#413170 - 04/01/09 09:13 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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I voted for Have Sex. A guy going down on me is nice, but I can take it or leave it. When a guy goes down on me, it's the same sensation as when I masturbate- visually as well. I mean, he's down there and I'm up here. It lacks involvement. Intercourse appeases my senses more. I can feel him in me, his body all over me, him kissing me. He is motherfucking OWNING ME. A guy going down on me is the same as masturbating. I can do that myself. If I'm with a guy, I'd rather take full advantage and get fucked.




very descriptive, you have such a way with word's

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#413171 - 04/01/09 09:41 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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Question 1: Have sex. I rather give than recieve oral.



Question 2: Boobs. I like boobs. I'm not happy with mine but I hardly have an ass.

And I'm very shocked by the results I thought most guys liked boobs too.
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#413172 - 04/01/09 02:02 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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My arthritis is severe enough to keep me from having very animated sex so a bj would be nice thank you !




Jaysus Christ... It's come to this?.
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#413173 - 04/01/09 03:30 PM Re: Would you rather ???
backdoorman Offline
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Yes thanks for your condolences Louceephus!
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#413174 - 04/01/09 03:33 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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That wasn't really a shot at you bdm.
I'll pm ya sometime.
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#413175 - 04/01/09 03:50 PM Re: Would you rather ???
backdoorman Offline
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No prob at all !
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#413176 - 04/01/09 04:08 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Bill Hicks Offline
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1) Sex. Never gotten off from a BJ.

2) Ass. Lack of an ass is my only deal-breaker when it comes to a woman. I've dated psychos because they had nice asses.

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#413177 - 04/01/09 06:41 PM Re: Would you rather ???
charin Offline
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BJ, ass

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#413178 - 04/02/09 12:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
jeff jordan Offline
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Butt.

How is about because. I don't think I've put less thought into a poll question, ever.

I'm an ass man.
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#413179 - 04/02/09 09:39 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413180 - 04/02/09 09:45 AM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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2 girls 1 guy. Is the more comfortable choice...
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#413181 - 04/02/09 03:30 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Bill Hicks Offline
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Two girls, one guy. Did that with two 18 year-olds in FL.

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#413182 - 04/02/09 04:23 PM Re: Would you rather ???
jeff jordan Offline
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I guess 2 girls.

Done both, prefer 1 on 1.

Quote:

2 girls 1 guy. Is the more comfortable choice...




2 girls 1 cup is the more entertaining.
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#413183 - 04/02/09 06:57 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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2 guys 1 girl

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#413184 - 04/02/09 06:59 PM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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I have tried the multiple girls scenario. Never done the multiple guys one.

I prefer 1-on-1.
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#413185 - 04/02/09 08:25 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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Quote:

2 guys 1 girl




And you're one of the guys.
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#413186 - 04/02/09 08:38 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.
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#413187 - 04/02/09 09:22 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
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1) Sex
2) Ass
3) 2 Girls 1 Guy, I couldn't possibly get hard that near another guy

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#413188 - 04/03/09 08:10 AM Re: Would you rather ???
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
Quote:

Question 1: Have sex. I rather give than recieve oral.



Question 2: Boobs. I like boobs. I'm not happy with mine but I hardly have an ass.

And I'm very shocked by the results I thought most guys liked boobs too.




Yes! I have more fun giving oral than receiving...i just can't seem to relax getting oral--which is my hangup not theirs...

so i vote have sex...and if i'm not in the mood than i'm more than happy to suck my hubby's dick..then i'm usually in the mood..

and i always feel a lil ashamed when i reveal too much on here...so now i must run and hide

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#413189 - 04/03/09 08:14 AM Re: Would you rather ???
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
two guys, one girl...i've wanted to do this but now i guess i will never get the chance being a good, monogamous girl...have had the two girl, one guy combo and, though it was fun, it definitely benefits the guy since most girls doing the threesome are just doing it for the guy and not to please the other girl---but i'm not bitter

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#413191 - 04/03/09 08:43 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

I have tried the multiple girls scenario. Never done the multiple guys one.

I prefer 1-on-1.




Where do you guys find girls willing to try that shit?

I've once had a sorta bbg(the girl gave me a blowjob while the other guy licked her pussy) back when I lived in Florida. I was too drunk to really remember how it felt but I definitely came....and have not ever spoken to either the girl or the other guy again.
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#413192 - 04/03/09 08:45 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Hope my previous post won't be the first in the new thread "Faggy Post of The Day at XPT"
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#413193 - 04/03/09 08:54 AM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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It was a bizarre scenario. It was when I was working nights at the video arcade and going to school. Some girl showed up at my desk, she was kind of drunk. She told me she had been infatuated with me for months but never had the courage to say anything.

Anyway we talked for a while and she told me she was going to "make my night" and then left...

AN hour later she came back wearing a trench coat with buns in her hair. Under the coat she was dressed as Chun-Li from Street Fighter (she is Chinese and really pulled it off quite well). I assume she had been watching me playing Street Fighter, I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.

She gave me her dorm room key and told me where to find her after my shift.

She was waiting for me, with one of her friends and a case of beer.

Nothing like that has happened to me since.

The story is more elaborate than that but I'm on my lunch break so trying to keep it brief.


Edited by conquistador (04/03/09 08:55 AM)
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#413194 - 04/03/09 09:07 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.




Have you ever really seriously had a DP opportunity in real life, in some spontaneous, normal moment of sexual frenzy or horniness? Seems to me the only way it would happen, outside of you deliberately and mechanically orchestrating it with a couple Bisexual guys or hiring 1 or 2 male hookers, would be if you were with 2 guys and they snorted/smoked some Meth and they temporarily blocked out any and all homophobic roadblocks and mentally zeroed in on YOU, Gian jerkins, and how fucking good it would feel (and the METH).

I just can't see it happening....I mean, as hott and slutty as Gia might be and perfect her pooper is, I just cant function if there is another penis anywhere near the action. Can't do it, no matter who the whore is, even Holly Randall.....
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#413195 - 04/03/09 09:11 AM Re: Would you rather ???
nomore Offline
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Registered: 04/30/08
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Quote:

It was a bizarre scenario. It was when I was working nights at the video arcade and going to school. Some girl showed up at my desk, she was kind of drunk. She told me she had been infatuated with me for months but never had the courage to say anything.

Anyway we talked for a while and she told me she was going to "make my night" and then left...

AN hour later she came back wearing a trench coat with buns in her hair. Under the coat she was dressed as Chun-Li from Street Fighter (she is Chinese and really pulled it off quite well). I assume she had been watching me playing Street Fighter, I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.

She gave me her dorm room key and told me where to find her after my shift.

She was waiting for me, with one of her friends and a case of beer.

Nothing like that has happened to me since.

The story is more elaborate than that but I'm on my lunch break so trying to keep it brief.




That is one fucking, crazy hot story! Hmmm, now i would like to hear more from you than our usual pet banter

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#413196 - 04/03/09 09:16 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Soopergrizz Offline
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Quote:

I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.






Way to keep your eye on the ball.
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#413197 - 04/03/09 09:20 AM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

2 girls 1 cup is the more entertaining.



I thought the exact same thing when I saw the choices.
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#413198 - 04/03/09 09:45 AM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Quote:

Quote:

I would have preferred Sakura but whatever.






Way to keep your eye on the ball.




Sakura is almost always on my roster when I go to tournaments. I never play as Chun Li.
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#413199 - 04/03/09 09:47 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413200 - 04/03/09 10:17 AM Re: Would you rather ???
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

2 girls 1 cup is the more entertaining.




Nothing beats 2 girls 1 corpse, in my opinion.
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#413201 - 04/03/09 10:28 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Nothing beats 2 girls 1 corpse, in my opinion.




Someone made a comment about that the other day...how odd.
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#413202 - 04/03/09 10:51 AM Re: Would you rather ???
BIFF™ Offline
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Quote:

Nothing beats 2 girls 1 corpse, in my opinion.




Hopefully, you're the corpse.
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#413203 - 04/03/09 11:00 AM Re: Would you rather ???
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Nothing beats 2 girls 1 corpse, in my opinion.




Hopefully, you're the corpse.




Heh. I guess I had this one coming.
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#413204 - 04/03/09 11:52 AM Re: Would you rather ???
BIFF™ Offline
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Quote:

Heh. I guess I had this one coming.




You can continue with the hate on gyptard. It's funny. I will sit back and enjoy. Carry on.
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#413205 - 04/03/09 01:52 PM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Nothing beats 2 girls 1 corpse, in my opinion.




Someone made a comment about that the other day...how odd.



I don't see the odd in that, but ok...


That was a tough question to answer. On the poll I voted submissive. I like both, it really depends on my mood and the guy I'm with.
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#413206 - 04/03/09 03:03 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Quote:

2 guys 1 girl. Fuck, I hate how DPs only exist in porn.




No, they don't.

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#413207 - 04/03/09 06:01 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
stay on task people...

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#413208 - 04/03/09 06:14 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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Submissive! What about you?
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#413209 - 04/03/09 10:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
John Floofin Offline
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I'm dominant in the bedroom, thanks for axing.

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#413210 - 04/03/09 10:22 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Quote:

Submissive! What about you?



Dominate, but more toward assertive, as in I'm not into the whole "whats my name" thing, but definitely in control of whats going on. I thnk it also depends on the girl, and how far she wants to take it, you kinda have to feel those things out.

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#413211 - 04/04/09 01:29 AM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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I'd go with assertive rather than dominant too. Dominant behaviour just comes off as too humourless to take seriously.


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#413212 - 04/04/09 01:58 AM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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Exactly. It's hard explaining to guys that bondage and s/m is ridiculous to me, but I'm submissive. All those accessories and calling some guy Sir Lord So and So isn't sexy nor am I into any fetish scene where people run around in vinyl and make sure everyone sees them whipping each other with the #42 flogger specially imported from Antwerp. I do like wearing latex clothes sometimes, but just because it's pretty.
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#413213 - 04/04/09 04:01 PM Re: Would you rather ???
jeff jordan Offline
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Dom/Assertive, whatever.

I dig a dominant chick on occasion. One of my best friends is way into it. So much so that she can't seem to have it otherwise. She's shared stories with me and they're fucked up (and funny). Consequently, we've never taken it further than just fucking around. I think it'd be the end of it, otherwise.

I have another good friend that doms professionally, is into much crazier shit, and can just completely turn it off in the sack. Work is work, I guess.



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#413214 - 04/06/09 08:39 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413215 - 04/06/09 09:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Posts: 510
what...nobody wants to comment on this one???

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#413216 - 04/07/09 02:33 AM Re: Would you rather ???
the unknown pervert Offline
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Not enough information in the choices, there are a lot of incidents where the pink and the stink are the same hole.
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#413217 - 04/07/09 07:54 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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Im a big fan of the stink...its allways warm, its allways tight and its more degrating to woman
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#413218 - 04/07/09 04:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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maybe I'm just "off" but, if I am into a chick, I get a lot more out of pounding the pink then going around back. I mean lets think about it, would your rather be in her sweet, soft, warm pus or in her dirty ass with all the other shit??

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#413219 - 04/07/09 04:13 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.
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#413220 - 04/07/09 05:30 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.




No DP's for me, I don't share my girl...

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#413221 - 04/07/09 08:33 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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Quote:

Quote:

Then if I did a dp with you and Zenman, you wouldn't have to flip a coin.




No DP's for me, I don't share my girl...





Right on. Move over.
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#413222 - 04/07/09 11:19 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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Pussy all the way. The obsession with anal in today's porn is like dealing with an autistic child. Brianna Love was the only girl I liked who actually made anal look half-way fun.

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#413223 - 04/09/09 02:02 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413224 - 04/09/09 02:07 PM Re: Would you rather ???
gia jordan Offline
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First one. Go with love. I'm hoping the reason him and I would only have sex once a month would be because we're both traveling often due to work reasons. That would be an acceptable reason.
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#413225 - 04/10/09 10:01 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413226 - 04/13/09 10:47 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413227 - 04/13/09 04:48 PM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Oh fuck that, neither. But went with stripper because being a porn star doesn't necessarily imply being a heterosexual.

If I were going to wake up one day and suddenly find out that I was a porner or a stripper being a stripper would be less unpleasant.
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#413228 - 04/13/09 07:54 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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I'd be sleeping in the loft above Wankus's cardboard box if I had to rely on either for a career.
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#413229 - 04/28/09 09:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Today's Q?


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#413230 - 04/28/09 04:36 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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come on people, leave a reason why you voted. For me shaved, i dont like a face full of fuzz.

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#413231 - 04/28/09 11:45 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
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I prefer bush, shaved looks too plastic and pre-adolescent.

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#413232 - 04/28/09 11:50 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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come on people, leave a reason why you voted. For me shaved, i dont like a face full of fuzz.




I like the feel and the look of a well-trimmed, manicured bush. It just looks more womanly and sexy. Completely shaved looks too "gynecological" with a dash of pedophilia thrown in.
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#413233 - 05/15/09 05:36 PM Re: Would you rather ???
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#413234 - 05/15/09 06:10 PM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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You sir, you are TERRIBLE!!! I don't think... Wow...
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#413235 - 05/15/09 06:20 PM Re: Would you rather ???
pants Offline
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Alright, I'm playing catch-up.

1) Have sex.
2) Butt, especially a firm runner's ass.
3) 2 Girls 1 Guy, obvs.
4) Submissive, what can I say? I like to be told what to do.
5) Pink, but I did fuck my ex with a strap-on, which was pretty hot.
6) No love, hotties every night. I survive without love, I go crazy without sex.
7) Love over money. Ok, I am a girl.
8) Stripper. I like the pole and lap dances.
9) Trimmed, but shaved for special occassions.
10) Amputee. I have enough of a problem with short people, I don't know what I'd do with a midget.

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#413236 - 05/15/09 06:22 PM Re: Would you rather ???
orgasmatron Offline
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Dumb question. It totally depends on the girl and how good she is at each.

Next.

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#413237 - 05/15/09 11:57 PM Re: Would you rather ???
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

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Amputee. See Long Jean Silver.

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#413238 - 05/16/09 09:02 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Quote:

You sir, you are TERRIBLE!!! I don't think... Wow...



No, Im just probing the dark depths.

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#413239 - 05/16/09 09:05 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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#413240 - 05/16/09 03:59 PM Re: Would you rather ???
freestylah Offline
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Would You Rather?? (***no specific circumstances on this one, its actually a very dark question that goes to the root of your feelings about life)
1 Kill
2 be killed





I like this one a lot, even though I choose not to answer it. It's a difficult one and I don't think I would give the same answer every day.

I'm against the death penalty (for several reasons) and killing someone isn't exactly high on my try-before-I-die-list either. That being said, I (like most people, I guess) have some very dark fantasies involving murder, killing, torture and mutilations of different kinds. I expect the experience of being able to decide on life and death to be very intense and strong. God-like, if you will. Destructive, yet inspiring; sickening, yet enthralling.
Furthermore, the idea of being killed not of my own free will is not exactly inviting. However, there are days that I couldn't care less about waking up or not the next day.

So, all in all, I won't pick one over the other.
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#413241 - 05/19/09 08:48 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
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This one is about YOUR life. Realizing that by making one different decision early in your life would completely change the outcome of where you are today.

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#413242 - 05/22/09 09:06 AM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
one fucking vote...you guys suck wheres the participation???

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#413243 - 05/22/09 09:32 AM Re: Would you rather ???
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I couldn't answer. I wouldn't want to keep it all the same and I wouldn't want to change everything at once. I'm happy with my constant but gradual changing.
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#413244 - 05/22/09 01:59 PM Re: Would you rather ???
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
ketchup...


In the pink. LoL!

Not find love/Find love. I couldn't answer. I don't know if I believe in love.

One million tax free. Read above.

Be a stripper. Hasn't everyone at least once?

Trimmed? I guess you were asking how we keep ours? I don't like to shave mine completely, I feel like I look like an 8 year old...

Amputee. It depends what he/she is missing or how short the "midget" is... I'm pretty short myself but prefer tall men so I went with amputee...

Kill.I would rather kill and then be killed. But I voted kill since it's my first choice.....



edited to add: Change everything...That could mean that I might actually be pretty....


Edited by electrostatic (05/22/09 03:19 PM)
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#413245 - 05/22/09 03:10 PM Re: Would you rather ???
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

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Keep it all the same.

When my dad lay dying in Hospice, I told him I was happy with who I was, that he had done his duty. My mother died when I was 7, and my aunts wanted to take me, but the drunken career Marine kept me. I told him I was glad he did. I feel even stronger about that, after learning more about my cousins.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#413246 - 05/26/09 12:31 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

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#413247 - 05/26/09 10:46 PM Re: Would you rather ???
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
10:1 for body..I guess everyone has invested in paper bags...

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#413248 - 05/27/09 01:46 AM Re: Would you rather ???
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