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#412536 - 04/02/09 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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You're welcome, Jeff! 
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Awwww it's the ever so heart wrenching love triangle story of two Fort Wayne rednecks brought together by FW's finest PW in a whirlwind tale of lust, deceit, and revenge. Will the two rednecks join forces to become xpt's CreepyPetey duo or will they battle alone?
Yo, "wud up Flav?", how goes it?
Truth be told, I'm a transplant to the area from Jersey, so "redneck", uhhh...no.
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#412540 - 04/02/09 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Jeff,
I couldn't agree more, though I doubt if Max is capable of fixing this terrible wrong.
I suggest mandatory lobotomy.
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#412541 - 04/02/09 09:35 AM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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BBBJ > BJJ
You are a Dirty Jersey product??? What Exit?
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#412542 - 04/02/09 09:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Have ta think...
Um, about 6 miles from NJT Exit 3 (Runnemede). I grew up in Westville.
Electro, her grandmother Gena so far as I know was a survivor. She was a kind woman, old school Ukraine, who allowed me into her home during Christmas '07 when I had nowhere to go. If she ever realized her grand-daughter was the fuckpig that she truly is, she'd probably have disowned her.
Rachel loved her gram more than her own mother, and I was told she went into a fit of rage (surprised?) at the hospital cafeteria when after gram kicked the bucket last July. Her gram was like 88, I think? She smoked alot, so Rachel seems to think her lungs will hold out for another 60 years like gram's did.
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#412543 - 04/02/09 09:45 AM
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Living that close to Philly, I'd figure you'd have a better Mental Whore Radar. With the art schools and drugs in Philly, its like Shangri-La for meantal broads. Of course the benefit of this is that the strip clubs there great.
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#412544 - 04/02/09 10:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, we had alot of them, and one of the LV establishments built one right under the Walt Whitman Bridge about 5 years ago (since taken over by Rick's Caberet). The Oasis, Club Risque...all ring a bell, but I forget the others. Couple over on Spring Garden, IIRC?
We had a couple good clubs in Allentown, too, when I lived there for 8 years...and Al's Diamond Caberet was only 35 miles west.
I don't know when whore radar is really supposed to set in, but I was out of the area by the time I was 12, returned when I was 19. My folks retired up north, and I got stuck in the Adirondacks for the interim.
Dino, that cat reminds me of my late Maine Coon when he was just a little guy...
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#412545 - 04/02/09 10:16 AM
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Risque is fun. Delilah's is on Spring Garden, they make a good steak.
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#412546 - 04/02/09 10:26 AM
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Registered: 03/09/09
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Sounds like these boys need a date with me. I'll be the last porn whore you'll ever fuck. I'll make you dine on your own balls. Rare or well done? XOXO Alpha Bitch 
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#412547 - 04/02/09 10:28 AM
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Show your tits or shut your pie hole.
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#412548 - 04/02/09 10:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#412549 - 04/02/09 10:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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most may not agree with me but I kind of like this Eric cat, excepting the use of real names which is uncool no matter how evil the twat is. He seems to roll with the punches better than i thought and other than taking the whore leaving too hard seems alright.
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#412550 - 04/02/09 10:38 AM
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Registered: 12/09/08
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This is the greatest thread of all time. It has everything, people who think Affliction shirts are cool, stalkers who make Bono-one and AC Creep seem normal, whores who lie and destroy lifes like a atom bomb....everything. I could shut down porntalk today and know that we went out on top, #1. 
Let's not forget the pictures of dead cats.
Now I think "game" theory is mostly b.s., but these two are in tight competition to be the Average F'n Chump poster boy of 2009.
We get it. You both scored the same piece of ass. She clearly is hotter than anything you will ever get close to ever again. She is what she is. If she wasn't a moron she would not have bothered with either one of you in the first place. And now you're both butt hurt because she behaved exactly like the whore she is.
Crying about it on the internet diminishes all of mankind.
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#412551 - 04/02/09 10:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Which one is Eric? The one with the little kitty? I like him too and the kitty.
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#412552 - 04/02/09 10:45 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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I heart this thread.
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#412553 - 04/02/09 10:58 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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"i fucked a girl other people have fucked, also she gets paid to fuck people, also people pay her to fuck them."
in other words, who gives a fuck. die in a fire.
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#412554 - 04/02/09 11:21 AM
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Eric isn't that bad, Petey on the other hand.......
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#412555 - 04/02/09 11:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
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As my mother would yell for my younger brother when we were kids... ALEXANDER!!!!!!! Why did you not share this with us?It can't be real, but if it is, I just got wood, lol. The bitch is out of control.
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#412556 - 04/02/09 12:10 PM
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I'm wondering if Petey can answer this. He said that Eric creeped Bree out. How? Now obviously I don't know the whole story, but I can see no reason why she should have been creeped out until he started posting personal information.
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#412558 - 04/02/09 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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ALEXANDER!!!!!!!
Why did you not share this with us?
It can't be real, but if it is, I just got wood, lol. The bitch is out of control.
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#412561 - 04/02/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I wish I was that pathetically motivated, DDG.
But I'm not, sorry. 
Honestly, it sounds like someone is desperately trying to cover up the shit in the litterbox that is her life. I'll bet she's crying like a baby after reading this headline @ AdultFYI.
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#412563 - 04/02/09 12:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
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Pete , i'm glad you banged her , but will you two fucking shut up with the bickering !! Nobody cares !!
Post some pics of Bree fucking and sucking , like the mega whore she is , or GTFO !!!!!
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#412566 - 04/02/09 01:22 PM
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I wish petey would post a picture of Bree's big dumps so Gia could ban him.
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#412567 - 04/02/09 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No homo, Willie. It's second only to beastiality. 
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#412569 - 04/02/09 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know if she hooks in the greater Phoenix metroplex, but I'm sure she'll go anywhere for the right price. I've heard Boston was a popular spot, however. You know, lots of money in those parts.
I got my piece of ass for free, sorry I can't be of more help.
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Risque is fun. Delilah's is on Spring Garden, they make a good steak.
I forgot about Delilah's, Mr. Leary. Man, sometimes I miss Filthydelphia.
Speaking of good steaks (and I assume you mean Philly Steak), ever been to Tony Luke's on Oregon?
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#412573 - 04/02/09 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You're right Tatty, dignity is priceless!  But you'd have a valid point (other than the one on your head) if I actually were ashamed.
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#412574 - 04/02/09 02:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Really, do you need to ask? Quote:
From her wikipedia page:
"Olson has stated that her biggest hero is her grandmother, a concentration camp survivor"
Can one of the guys who know her tell me if this is true?
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#412575 - 04/02/09 02:41 PM
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Nah, I meant actual steak. On Valentine's Day, it was 2 hrs for a table at Dave and Buster's, so we just went to Delilah's and ate there. My girlfriend like the seafood dish she had, and I loved the steak. Not one of the top 3 I ever ate, but probably between 5 and 8. Which, for a strip club, far exceeded my expectations.
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#412576 - 04/02/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Speaking of strip club food, I was actually impressed with the steak I had at Shangri-La West here in Ft. Wayne last winter. Not sure what it was, but it was tasty, went good with the vodka.
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#412577 - 04/02/09 03:07 PM
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http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33927
XPT, www.xxxporntalk.com has been runnin this salacious thread about the off camera mating habits of Bree Olson written presumably by an ex boyfriend. Olson says none of it's true. Eric begs to differ. He writes me:
Hi Gene, This is the guy Bree Olson accuses of "stalking" in your recent news piece.
I'd appreciate if you dropped that particular label, due to my ability to produce legal documents stating that there was no such evidence brought forth by ... (aka - Bree Olson) that my actions were considered 'stalking'.
We attended court on February 19, 2009 here in Allen County, Indiana. This was a hearing to bring forth evidence proving our respective cases, that I had been stalking her (and allegedly abused her physically). The order went into effect on January 24, 2009. The magistrate dismissed & terminated that order on March 11, 2009, citing lack of evidence from ...'s camp.
She is going to great lengths to paint me as a stalker, which is not only unlawful but libelous. No charges or convictions have been documented / brought against me otherwise. Meanwhile I'm doing my best to hurt her reputation with facts based on the time we spent together, and my personal opinion of this very fucked up young lady.
Opinions are nice, but facts are alot more credible.
Eric (Currently) "One Creepy Fuck" on XPT.
Edited by JRV (04/24/09 05:48 AM)
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#412578 - 04/02/09 03:14 PM
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Eric...
Sue the balls off of everyone running this story.
With any luck they'll retain Pornlaw and you'll be able to write your own check. Ohh and maybe change your screen name, yes?.
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#412583 - 04/02/09 03:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Sorry to double post, but in case Petey rabbits, I wanted to preserve his bio:
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Occupation House Painter
Hobbies Bangin' Whores, Wrenchin on cars
Location Ft. Wayne, Indiana
Bio Im of Italian, Irish, and Lebonese decent. Just recently moved back to the midwest two years ago after ten years in Florida. Love runnin into old friends and meeting new ones daily. And I've fucked Bree Olson quite a few times.
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#412586 - 04/02/09 03:47 PM
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Registered: 02/23/05
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I have never been more in love with Monkey in my life. I'm 100% positive he is Petey. 
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#412587 - 04/02/09 03:54 PM
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If Monkey is petey then he HAS to own up to it sometime soon. It's just way too epic to let it slide.
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#412589 - 04/02/09 03:58 PM
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Petey - dont take that shit. dont you know that we have mad respect for your chick pulling skillz. you finally got a spot to tell people who want to learn what ur about, dog.
i kno some of u r cool but a few think im a douche. i aint got no beef with anyone tho. its all good.
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#412590 - 04/02/09 04:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Oh, I bet that transcript is priceless. Hey Eric did she testify? Cry on the stand? For a couple hundred bucks you could post her comments here verbatiam
I'd do it for free, but I don't know the legalities of that yet.
I have to go pick up the transcripts tomorrow, I had them mailed to my PO Box. And yes, true to form, she started bawling during her closing statement telling the magistrate how "scared she was". Over what exactly, I still don't know. Ya know, the typical premediated "I'm a victim" waterworks, speech and all. It was a grand performance, better than anything she's done with Adam & Eve.
Like I said, though, even I hate to see her cry (kind of like I hate to see the fat kid in dodgeball picked off). But the more I accept she's just another whore with psychological problems, I just shrug & say "meh".
You guys have been great therapy, thanks!
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ok, dudes. ive been told to keep my fuckin mouth shut.
Lemme guess, she called you again finally, after 3 months (or her lawyer, Randy Fisher, did) but not for what you expected? So you're going to pussy-whip yourself by obeying her, after the stupid games she played with you.
You are truly a maroon.
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If Monkey is petey then he HAS to own up to it sometime soon. It's just way too epic to let it slide.
Even I'll give kudos for the trainwreck he's mastered here! 
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