A lamp from my living room just told me about this thread.

You people are sick assholes.

Bree is a good person, and I should know - I've been with her through thick and thin for nearly ten years. I realized when she started to do porn that we could never truly have a monogamous relationship and so I resigned myself to be her 'furniture with benefits'.

It's been tough, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch like that creepy dude.

I realize that you guys probably won't believe I really am Bree's chair leg, but I hope this picture helps prove that I am who I say I am.



Please stop saying hateful things about Bree!

I guess you could say I'm her biggest supporter!