Quote: Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]
There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').
Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.
The prostitute coupons will be available in the next stimulus package