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#412481 - 04/01/09 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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who me? im not whinin, im just tellin it like it is.
and i recent the posts where people called me a douche or a loser, im actuially a stand up dude.
A stand-up dude just is. He doesn't have to tell people he is. Fact is, you came on here, acted all wiggerish, with you Affliction shirt and your dis and dat attitude. You came off as a total douchebag. I mean, you're basically a stereotype of the typical Internet douchebag. I'm not saying that as an insult. You portayed yourself as one. If you had come in acting like a person, watching your spelling, not acting you're Vanilla Ice's mongoloid cousin and told your tale of woe, I think you'd have gotten a better reaction.
Just my 2 cents, guy. Good luck.
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#412483 - 04/01/09 04:32 PM
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Registered: 10/07/08
Posts: 15
Loc: South Carolina, USA
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i think some of ya'll got me wrong. im a good dude.
Don't know if you are who you claim or the man in the moon identity thief. Either way, starting a thread like this is the sign of a 13 year old douche. Know yourself- it is the first step toward redemption. And for the record I don't know if what you say about Bree is truth or lie- either way, if you care a tiny bit about her you would just STFU about your relationship.
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#412485 - 04/01/09 05:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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OK, I'm back. I can't help just sitting on the side lines.
Hey Petey, I got your "douchebag" right here, tough guy. How about you & I go a couple rounds when the next run of cage fights come to the Fort? I don't hit whores, but I'd love to mop the floor with your receeding hair line. 
You seemed like a nice guy from Day #1, and if you were so cum-drunk in love with this whore, you'd realize that every time she opens her cocksucker, 90% of what comes out is lies that reek of sperm & ballsweat. The only reason you're getting so much flack here is because half of your posts contain no less than three spelling errors; they're all in lower case (like you're texting it in) and you're proud to wear Affliction clothing. Also, like a frat boy, you brag about fucking her, whilst no body gives a flying fuck that you, I, the mailman, her attorney, Dino Z or whomever...inserted ourselves into her rubber cock socket. I even nutted one night accidentally, and had to run to Walgreens afterward. I guess since abortion clinics aren't open @ 4am, the morning after pill had to suffice.
Seriously, there isn't anything you could say that would hurt me any more than has already been done, dude. So whatever is on your mind, sing it from the rooftops. Umm, lemme help ya out:
"I couldn't nut" (lots of booze does that to ya, junior)
"I slipped into her ass often"
"I wasn't very good in bed" (big surprise from a guy who's gotten laid a grand total of maybe 10 times by a lazy whore who contributed nothing)
All of these are just so detrimental to me, I just want to jump off the I-469 Maumee River bridge in New Haven. 95% of the time the both of us were shitface drunk from drowning ourselves in JaggerBombs before retreating to her bedroom, it was worth every insult you can lobb at me. Because here I am, this drunken fuck, trying to hit that used up cunt of hers like there's no tomorrow. And the best part? I have video, regardless how awkward it is, to prove how much of a lush I was, and I loved every minute of it. I wasn't there for her pleasure, my goal was to get myself off & have fun. For that, I thank her, because for once in my worthless existance I had fun!
Rach had a different story for everyone, and only those after the fact know the tale of the guy before. There was one night, she called Chris (the fat pimp) to tell him she was fucking some guy from LiveLinks, and he was pathetically trying to talk her out of it. I was that guy, big deal, but to be there listening to him whine @ 1am was classic. I was literally ROFLMAO, you couldn't but help the sorrow in his voice when he realized that this was HIS whore, and he'll never have any control over her. And yes, I picked her Charmin Ass up on the kitchen counter & sucked face, too. The difference being I wasn't vain enough to take pictures of myself in the act.
I loved her as a friend, as the person I knew "behind the scenes", not the whore, not for a relationship. If there's something wrong with that, there's something with the ignorant jackasses who take issue with it. The jokers & asswipes on this list get their rise out of me 9 times out of 10 when this comes up, because I'm a sucker. I like defending myself, I like defending others - it gives me a rise & a rush. The reality is, while you (or I) may have thought "love" was involved, you were nothing more than a walking penis to her...EVER. Face it. I faced it from Day #1, the difference is that I didn't think it would trump our relationship as friends outside of the bedroom. At least you had the luxury that "she still wanted to be friends". She just cut me off without so much as an explanation, as a friend (and fuck buddy), which is where my bitterness is rooted.
Despite this whole situation, I'm actually a stand-up guy, too. I just have a low tolerance for bullshit & games, and my hunger for redemption outranks that of rational thinking sometimes. I'm a very emotional person, but a very lonely person, and I don't hide from either. I'm not some social fucking nightclub-hopper douchewit that goes around on the weekends getting drunk & looking to dance like a cockroach is chewing on my scrotum, all while trying to get laid by whatever whore will take me home. Sex to me isn't really that important.
Jesus Christ?! 
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#412486 - 04/01/09 05:00 PM
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Registered: 10/07/08
Posts: 15
Loc: South Carolina, USA
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[quoteShe's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't import as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.
You could be right, but that is a whole different issue than this thread. These two losers don't have 2 dimes to rub together. So what is your point?
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#412487 - 04/01/09 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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She's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't import as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.
That reminds me of a joke I heard earlier today...
Q: How are women like condoms?
A: They both spend most of their time in your wallet.
Drumroll.
I know, chronically ghey.
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#412490 - 04/01/09 05:30 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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you kno, rae actually told me abouit this eric dude, and we used to laugh about him being a virgin at 28. lol i wasnt goin to mention that, since i only posted here to let off some steem about rae rae..
but since he talked shit about me on here, i just thought id let it be known. she also said he creeped her out and some other shit i might get into later. i dont blame her for kickin that douchebag outta her fuckin life.
and eric, yes we usually fell asleep after our fucck marathons and she never tried to get me to go back home at night, i think she just used u as like sorta an inside joke.
here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...
No fucken way this ^ tard got past 6th grade.
Petey.. did Bree ever say she preferred you over the chair leg?. This is important.
You're going to be waiting a while, Lou. This chucklefuck is going to spend the next 20 minutes trying to decipher Eric's post since it's not written in myspacese.
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#412495 - 04/01/09 05:43 PM
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Whiny bitches up in this thread, yo.
No fucking shit. Makes the chronic "XPT is going to Hell" criers look as serene as Taoist monks.
If you're trying to be entertaining, take it to Springer.
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#412496 - 04/01/09 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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By moving on I hope he means striving to learn proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.
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#412498 - 04/01/09 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Don't we all need a good laugh sometime?
Seriously though, the girl lacks a soul. Rarely did I ever see a genuine chuckle from her. I can envision her staring at some of the posts here trying to comprehend them, then crying for no apparent reason when she remembers that daddy wanted nothing to do with her.
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#412500 - 04/01/09 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I don't Clete, I don't.
With the economy as it is, I'm living paycheck to paycheck. No overtime. You'll have this.
I guess the difference between Petey & I is that I wasn't looking for some kind of long-term love interest out of this. She was merely a friend with benefits to me, someone to plant the old Johnson Brat into once in a while & share a brew or two.
I am taking applications for a new drinking buddy, however.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#412503 - 04/01/09 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Someone sum all this up for the reading impaired. Why are we supposed to dislike this chick? She looks hot, if you get a piece of ass from her shouldn't you be happy? If she leaves you AFTER you get said piece of ass, shouldn't you also be happy  If hitler looked like this whore, i'd still hit it and be happy about it, then send her back to plotting world domination.
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#412504 - 04/01/09 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Since I haven't seen it posted yet this is the attachment from the original post: (I have nothing meaningful to add, this thread is great as is)
(EDIT: GRIPE: Why the fuck do people use mirrors for self-photographs? Hasn't anyone figured out the timer function on their camera?)
Edited by conquistador (04/01/09 06:50 PM)
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#412507 - 04/01/09 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Wow I hadn't seen that one yet. He looks even more like Wojo in that pic. I think the theme from Barney Miller reminds me of old-timey porn music. If this thread could have music, it would be the perfect soundtrack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfgNcwOi6WM
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#412508 - 04/01/09 06:37 PM
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Wojo.
Barney Miller FTW. 
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#412509 - 04/01/09 07:00 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Holy Cow stalkerman, that's a huuuuge forehead! I see why you've got the ubiquitous backwards ballcap on in every other picture now...
What do you expect from a third-rate Fred Durst wannabe?
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#412510 - 04/01/09 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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He did it all for the nookie, and he stuck it up her...yeah.
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#412511 - 04/01/09 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I have to confess, I've only seen this whore once, a threeway with another blonde, maybe Brooke Haven, and some random mope. While "Rae" is trying to mutitask by eating some box whilst being pistoned, and she suddenly blurts out of the blue, "Come on, fuck my worthless cunt!" Now, I don't shoot porno myself, but I'm guessing that the three people involved in that scene probably didn't sit down and decide on some "inter-intercourse" dialog from everyone. The director probably said, "Now Bree, when I make this signal (makes hand gesture) let's get a little dirty talk from you, mmkay?" Upshot: while being molested by Justin Magnum or Nick Manning or whoever, you just blurt out whatever filthy self-assessment is boiling at the top of your consciousness. How telling that would come out of her piehole at that time. Some other nuggets from this trash-whore: Quote:
just because I don’t know what a caper is doesn’t mean I couldn’t tell you everything about molecular biology or advanced geometry.
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I DO like him, and there was a CHANCE I might get divorced, but there’s a chance I might stay with him…and even have a baby with him.
http://www.ishootporn.com/?p=482
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"I'm going to become a plastic surgeon. I'm going to school right now for pre-med biology."
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Luke: "What do you do to stay in shape?"
Bree: "Eat a lot at McDonalds and Burger King."
http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/bree_olson.htm
You folks are fighting over a real winner here. 
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#412515 - 04/01/09 08:12 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Someone sum all this up for the reading impaired. Why are we supposed to dislike this chick? She looks hot, if you get a piece of ass from her shouldn't you be happy? If she leaves you AFTER you get said piece of ass, shouldn't you also be happy
I think the point is, that getting that ass from this whore was easy -- these puppets all wanted more than that.
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#412516 - 04/01/09 08:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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The best parts of this photo are the eyelines -- notice how he's checking himself out in the mirror, but the whore is trained to look into the camera iris.
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#412517 - 04/01/09 08:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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I have to confess, I've only seen this whore once, a threeway with another blonde, maybe Brooke Haven, and some random mope. While "Rae" is trying to mutitask by eating some box whilst being pistoned, and she suddenly blurts out of the blue, "Come on, fuck my worthless cunt!"
Now, I don't shoot porno myself, but I'm guessing that the three people involved in that scene probably didn't sit down and decide on some "inter-intercourse" dialog from everyone. The director probably said, "Now Bree, when I make this signal (makes hand gesture) let's get a little dirty talk from you, mmkay?" Upshot: while being molested by Justin Magnum or Nick Manning or whoever, you just blurt out whatever filthy self-assessment is boiling at the top of your consciousness. How telling that would come out of her piehole at that time.
Some other nuggets from this trash-whore:
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just because I don’t know what a caper is doesn’t mean I couldn’t tell you everything about molecular biology or advanced geometry.
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I DO like him, and there was a CHANCE I might get divorced, but there’s a chance I might stay with him…and even have a baby with him.
http://www.ishootporn.com/?p=482
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"I'm going to become a plastic surgeon. I'm going to school right now for pre-med biology."
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Luke: "What do you do to stay in shape?"
Bree: "Eat a lot at McDonalds and Burger King."
http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/bree_olson.htm
You folks are fighting over a real winner here.
An even more telling from the top link:
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ISP: Can I grope you?
B: For money.
ISP: Can I fuck you?
B: For more money.
ISP: Can I piss in your mouth?
B: For a LOT of money! Can I pee on you?
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#412518 - 04/01/09 08:42 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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Sad part is both of these guys are probably better off w/o Bree. She is a fake, mental case whore. Broads like her are a dime a dozen, in and out of porn. If I were Eric, I'd wack off thinking of the times I slipped into her ass, and forget she existed other wise. If I were Petey, I'd see if my hot cousin from the trailer next door is high enough to bang me.
Oh, and petey, get yourself a homo Colts hat. Semi-literate Mid Westerners with dreams of polishing turds should not be allowed to don NEW YORK YANKEE paraphernalia. If you are dead set on having an NY on your hat, then I suggest a pink Mets hat. Yep, PINK METS HAT.
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#412519 - 04/01/09 08:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
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That was gold Jerry gold!! Note to you two PW lovin white boys, the crazy bitch got a GUN!!
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#412521 - 04/01/09 10:13 PM
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Registered: 03/31/09
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yeah, my hair is thinning out a little. it aint somethin im ashamed of, it just runs in the fam. I aint at the point where i want to shave it off yet. and i still have plenty of luck with the ladies, so they dont seem to mind.
and bree legit seemed happy at times with me. maybe she was just too scared of u to be her real self, i dunno? i dont kno what really went down with eric. but judging by ur posts here, u definittly seem like a creepy mama's boy with attachment issues, to say the very least.
and i dont think ud want me in a cage, lol. ive had some mma training, i kno how to handle myself. u dont want any of this, and i dont really have a beef with u.
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#412523 - 04/01/09 10:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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ive had some mma training.
Hey captain jack, I've played hockey since I was seven [ed. 22 years]. Threatening someone to a fight is useless. Your girl is a white-trash-prostitute-turned-shitty-porno-whore.
Damn, the truth hurts. 
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#412525 - 04/01/09 11:01 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Cages are for pussies, real men fight in barb wire rings.
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#412526 - 04/02/09 02:01 AM
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#412530 - 04/02/09 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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u definittly seem like a creepy mama's boy with attachment issues, to say the very least.
I bet you say that after I put my foot up your ass!
You definitely seem like a tard who represents why Southside is on the low end of the totem pole for education in greater Fort Wayne.
Did your MMA training come with the Affliction shirt that she barfed on? Or maybe a Tap Out hoodie to wipe her ass with following that post-anal dump?
Rachel/Bree has equal attachment issues, at least I admit to mine. My own are more related to trust (friendship), and I trusted her, she abused that trust. She uses guys for sex, and doesn't have the courtesy to tell them up front. She gives you what you both want at the time, then walks away & cries victim when you try to get a hold of her. And all the freaks & fanbois come to her aid afterward. I have no remorse for her, she's a pig, and I see that now with this epic thread. If I could give you one compliment, it would be "thank you"...for starting this thread.
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i almost feel sorry for the dude, i can only imaigne how bad it would be if i was a virgin til 28 and she was the only pussy i had ever got in my life.
The difference is shithead, I don't need it survive, it was about the friendship to me. Pussy is overrated, especially that of a used up trash bag porn whore from Woodburn. I didn't need it from her, it was a bonus. I can jerk off into a sock if I need/want to empty my ballsack that badly.
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Additional thought-OTOH take a look at the composition of this shot. Especially the entire room being at a 45 degree angle in the frame. This guy might have a calling as COD Version 2.0.
TUP, I'm betting that was taken by her with that overpriced I-Phone POS she has. Of all the "creepy shit" I've done, offering to teach her the basics of photography was one of them. Yet, she's still waiting for that affluent wishlist fan - somewhere - to buy her a new $2500 Nikon setup that will sit around & collect dust because she has the educational motivation of fuckin' Eeyore and won't ever take the time to learn herself.
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#412532 - 04/02/09 08:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Where is the master of fist discipline when you need him?
I love to fight, but I need to tie a load on first.
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#412534 - 04/02/09 08:58 AM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Awwww it's the ever so heart wrenching love triangle story of two Fort Wayne rednecks brought together by FW's finest PW in a whirlwind tale of lust, deceit, and revenge. Will the two rednecks join forces to become xpt's CreepyPetey duo or will they battle alone? We understand you're both a little bitter and hurt but do you really think anyone feels sorry for you? To us assuming we are viewers of Bree Olsons movies your sad love me left me story is all the more reason to love Bree and watch the hot PW perform. She's a dirty whore and when lame fucks like you guys justify that with your butt hurt stories of how she fucked you, made you feel like the most important guy in her life, and then dropped you like the POS you are that adds points to her  Get it??
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