Okay, is it just me or has all this airing of Dirty Bree Laundry made anyone else even more hyped to see her in a good boff-session? I'm starting to think that Eric and "Petey" (who I'm convinced is a total imposter) may just be driving her stock up.

As for the Marcia Brady fake smile - all the more reason to see it smeared in man-juice.

I'm just saying...