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Could one of you guys quote me a price for her various prostitution services? I'm especially interested in jizzing on her forehead, then sending her to the local Safeway to pick up some groceries.

http://www.affluentconcierge.com/bree.php



Now that the restraining order has been dropped, would I be alone in thinking that jeff pony up the cost of one hour and send eric and a camera crew to the hotel/motel would be an amazing idea?

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Eric...

Sue the balls off of everyone running this story.
With any luck they'll retain Pornlaw and you'll be able to write your own check. Ohh and maybe change your screen name, yes?.



Eric, I know of a great lawyer if you want to go down that path



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I have never been more in love with Monkey in my life.

I'm 100% positive he is Petey.




I wish I could take credit but its not me, whos petey? this is Kelly Clarkson.

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I'd do it for free, but I don't know the legalities of that yet.

I have to go pick up the transcripts tomorrow, I had them mailed to my PO Box. And yes, true to form, she started bawling during her closing statement telling the magistrate how "scared she was". Over what exactly, I still don't know. Ya know, the typical premediated "I'm a victim" waterworks, speech and all. It was a grand performance, better than anything she's done with Adam & Eve.




OHH god eric please post it, if you do i'll be your lucky girl number two.






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