Sad part is both of these guys are probably better off w/o Bree. She is a fake, mental case whore. Broads like her are a dime a dozen, in and out of porn. If I were Eric, I'd wack off thinking of the times I slipped into her ass, and forget she existed other wise. If I were Petey, I'd see if my hot cousin from the trailer next door is high enough to bang me.

Oh, and petey, get yourself a homo Colts hat. Semi-literate Mid Westerners with dreams of polishing turds should not be allowed to don NEW YORK YANKEE paraphernalia. If you are dead set on having an NY on your hat, then I suggest a pink Mets hat. Yep, PINK METS HAT.