The only issue for me is which candidate is more likely to leave me the fuck alone and impact my life less than the others. This time that's Kerry. I'd rather vote for him and regret it later than pick someone I already know is against me. Not that I'm paranoid, I just hear the clicks on my phone and see the satellites that follow me around all day, and they should stop doing that or I will reveal the truth about Soylent Green to one and all.