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#412593 - 04/02/09 04:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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You guys have been great therapy, thanks! 
We aim to please. Still waiting for Petey to shut the fuck up. And god forbid he knocks up one of the "whores he's bangin." Like we need more oxygen thieves in this world.
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#412594 - 04/02/09 04:08 PM
Re: i banged bree olson!!
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/07/08
Posts: 15
Loc: South Carolina, USA
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i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.
Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.
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#412596 - 04/02/09 04:15 PM
Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.
You may now return to your favorite Star Crossed thread on ADT, faggot.
EDIT: Goddamit backdoorman, now I have to quote the son-va-bitch.
Edited by One Creepy Fuck (04/02/09 04:17 PM)
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#412604 - 04/02/09 06:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Come on, one of you guys make a "Free Molson" alt-ID and play her part.
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#412605 - 04/02/09 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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It would be overkill. This thread is great as it is going.
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#412607 - 04/02/09 06:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I like that Gypsy posted here but her post is somewhat lacking.. I'd like to hear her thoughts on Bree and Eric.
Honest thoughts and what she would do to who/whom.
Also... this thread needs more...ELECTROspastic
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#412609 - 04/02/09 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I like that Gypsy posted here but her post is somewhat lacking.. I'd like to hear her thoughts on Bree and Eric.
Honest thoughts and what she would do to who/whom.
Also... this thread needs more...ELECTROspastic
Its none of my business, Im just enjoying Karma and how she works. Im very embarrassed for him.
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#412610 - 04/02/09 07:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Barry.. I'm pretty sure Dallas Winston would have dropped both of these kids like a bbq chicken sandwich in a house on fire. Sure Eric plays a decent Sodapop Curtis but it's peteybuiltcivics Steve Randle that really brings this tale together. And NO... this does not EVER make Bree Bree Diane Lane.
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#412612 - 04/02/09 07:21 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Hello all. I just joined this place and clicked on the first post listed. Are all the posts as entertaining as this one, or do I just have amazing timing?
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#412614 - 04/02/09 07:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Could one of you guys quote me a price for her various prostitution services? I'm especially interested in jizzing on her forehead, then sending her to the local Safeway to pick up some groceries. 
http://www.affluentconcierge.com/bree.php
Now that the restraining order has been dropped, would I be alone in thinking that jeff pony up the cost of one hour and send eric and a camera crew to the hotel/motel would be an amazing idea?
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Eric...
Sue the balls off of everyone running this story.
With any luck they'll retain Pornlaw and you'll be able to write your own check. Ohh and maybe change your screen name, yes?.
Eric, I know of a great lawyer if you want to go down that path
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I have never been more in love with Monkey in my life.
I'm 100% positive he is Petey.
I wish I could take credit but its not me, whos petey? this is Kelly Clarkson.
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I'd do it for free, but I don't know the legalities of that yet.
I have to go pick up the transcripts tomorrow, I had them mailed to my PO Box. And yes, true to form, she started bawling during her closing statement telling the magistrate how "scared she was". Over what exactly, I still don't know. Ya know, the typical premediated "I'm a victim" waterworks, speech and all. It was a grand performance, better than anything she's done with Adam & Eve.
OHH god eric please post it, if you do i'll be your lucky girl number two.
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#412617 - 04/02/09 07:49 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 6
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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that bangs Bree with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That banged Bree with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
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#412618 - 04/02/09 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You know what, in terms of slutty sex saturated whores, this chick is kinda hideous. I mean look at her....she's too fuckin' Brady Bunch/Sally Field_as_gidget looking. It just doesnt fit. Something is totally out of whack here besides the people....the dynamics are all fucked up.
What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality before she pisses off the wrong socially maladjusted idiot and gets herself slashed into 8 different pieces or dissolved in battery acid in a abandoned bathtub outside some landfill_that_used_to_be_a_cornfield in Iowa.
Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...
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#412619 - 04/02/09 08:27 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Its none of my business, Im just enjoying Karma and how she works. Im very embarrassed for him.
Wow. Hypocrisy and irony all in one post.
Fucking tard can't use the quote feature right.
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#412621 - 04/02/09 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Hey can somebody photoshop an Affliction shirt so it says Affluentconcierge.com for Petey?
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#412624 - 04/02/09 11:40 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I think Lou is right that Petey is possibly a alt-ID.
You don't say... Spoken like a true alt.
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#412626 - 04/03/09 02:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...
Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...
Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".
However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?
Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.
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#412627 - 04/03/09 03:55 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.
We need a new emoticon featuring a shot-out whore jumping from one banana to the next, to infinity.
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#412628 - 04/03/09 07:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...
Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...
Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".
However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?
Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.
I want to beat this guy like a Keith Moon drum solo with a burlap sack full of wood screws for subjecting me to 15 seconds (that's all I could take) of the worst music I have ever heard in my life.
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#412629 - 04/03/09 08:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
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What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...
Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...
Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".
However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?
Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.
Don't you mean latest local Hillbilly?
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#412630 - 04/03/09 08:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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A fire poker? I want to hear more about that.
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#412632 - 04/03/09 09:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Far less annoying.
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#412635 - 04/03/09 02:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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^ Next.
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#412639 - 04/03/09 04:10 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Not at all Jeff.. I never meant to insult "the fanbois that did"... Burg stated "slutty sex saturated whores" and it went from there. Theres no doubt that both of those whores are last call queens, staph(sp?) and all.
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#412640 - 04/03/09 04:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ Spelling is correct ! The first time I saw Bree on dvd she was doing anal on what looked like a small torpedo and looking at the camera with a big grin on her face. She made the whole scene look so professional I was looking for a tip to give her when it was finished. Never really into this girl.
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#412641 - 04/03/09 04:20 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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right on.
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