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#41236 - 07/27/04 08:33 AM John Kerry, a future President?
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Here in the UK, Kerry has been dubbed a Herman Munster lookalike. I don't think he's being taken seriously.

How many Americans think he is worth a shot?

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#41237 - 07/27/04 08:42 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I thought he looks like Prune face from the Dick Tracy Comics
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#41238 - 07/27/04 09:10 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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No, it's definitely Herman.


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#41239 - 07/27/04 09:19 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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The funny thing is, if you did the same thing with a photo of Lurch, I bet it would look good too, plus then I could make "You rang" comments about him.
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#41240 - 07/27/04 09:25 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Registered: 07/20/04
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John Kerry is a joke & his wife is a wacko.

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#41241 - 07/27/04 10:39 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Registered: 08/03/03
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How many Americans think he is worth a shot?



The only reason Kerry has a shot is that he's not Bush. Hardly any of his supporters like him; it's more an anybody-but-Bush thing.

The telling thing is that in spite of Bush having made very serious mistakes, Kerry might lose. That is amazing. This election should not even be close.

Too bad Sam Nunn is retired. He would beat Bush in a landslide, but the Democrats pick Kerry instead?
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#41242 - 07/28/04 05:43 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I'm voting for Kerry as should all porn fans.Four more years of Bush and you will see the end of porn as we know it.
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#41243 - 07/28/04 08:09 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Jeff, you should send him a batch of JM porn to ensure he's on your side.

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#41244 - 07/28/04 08:18 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I wonder how the Ketchup Lady feels about porn, because I have a feeling she is the one who will be running the White House
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#41245 - 07/28/04 08:29 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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The only issue for me is which candidate is more likely to leave me the fuck alone and impact my life less than the others. This time that's Kerry. I'd rather vote for him and regret it later than pick someone I already know is against me. Not that I'm paranoid, I just hear the clicks on my phone and see the satellites that follow me around all day, and they should stop doing that or I will reveal the truth about Soylent Green to one and all.
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#41246 - 07/28/04 09:17 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I wonder how the Ketchup Lady feels about porn, because I have a feeling she is the one who will be running the White House




I didn't get this joke at first because I didn't know her name was Heinz.



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#41247 - 07/28/04 08:01 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Soylent Green is people!!!!

I hate Charlton Heston but that was his best work
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#41248 - 07/29/04 06:01 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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war hero


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#41249 - 07/29/04 10:16 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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war hero



Don't laugh - the doctor who treated the wound that got Kerry his first Purple Heart says that treatment consisted of applying a bandage.
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#41250 - 07/29/04 11:14 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I heard Kerry's speech this morning and it freaked me out. He has a very war-like voice, not friendly one bit.

At first I didn't realise it was him, I thought it was the warm-up man.

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#41251 - 07/30/04 04:07 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I think the Bush twins are hot, so I will vote for Bush, hoping that maybe, just maybe, I might get lucky with one of them
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#41252 - 07/30/04 04:10 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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More seriously though, I just don't think Kerry will stick to his guns. I don't like all of Bush's policies, but I do give him credit for sticking to his word no matter what newspapers are saying. & besides, Kerry reminds me of Gore, & he was gonna let his wife censore everything....meaning good bye to porn
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#41253 - 07/30/04 04:33 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Besides, he looks too old. He's only 60 or something, but I'd take him for about 72.

He looks withered and past it. And I am not a fan of his "second in command". He looks like he would drop the atom bomb on China. Very worrying.

I think you're safer with Bush.

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#41254 - 07/30/04 06:37 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Vets refuse to forgive Kerry for antiwar acts
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20040219-115623-9539r.htm


"John Kerry gave aid and comfort to the enemy," said Mr. Sampley. "These guys he ran with after he left Vietnam, they were pretty radical."
In the afternoon after his testimony, Mr. Kerry led a group of Vietnam veterans to the front steps of the Capitol, where they tossed away their war medals in disgust.
"Tour of Duty," the glowing 2004 biography of Mr. Kerry by Douglas Brinkley, includes a photograph taken that day of his wife Julia Thorne consoling Mr. Kerry, who is curled up on the front lawn of the Capitol, weeping over the emotion of having just tossed away combat medals.
But it wasn't until 13 years later that Mr. Kerry admitted he had actually thrown someone else's medals away, keeping his own safely at home.
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#41255 - 07/30/04 08:09 AM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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He just may be our future president, but its not going to be cause of my vote. That guy looks out for his constituency, and his constituency alone. This guy is so left, he makes Hunter S. Thomson look like Sean Hannity.

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#41256 - 08/01/04 02:07 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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I want this dude as Prez.


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#41257 - 08/01/04 02:11 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Are we related? You rule Special Ed.
The very reason I love my avatar.
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#41258 - 08/01/04 02:27 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Registered: 07/22/04
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Thanks man. IMO the generation where Pershing was around is much better than our generation in aspects such as war and terrorism. As of your avatar, I'm not quite sure who that is.

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#41259 - 08/01/04 02:32 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Thinking Kerry will leave porn alone is like thinking a politician gives a rat's ass about anything except election or re-election. Any political type would sell his mother (and porn ain't his mother) the instant it looks like a good idea politically.

Besides Kerry won't win because Hillary and Bill want to come back to the white house in 2008. They will fuck his chance up just watch. Don't really like Bush (except the furry kind), but I don't want the US to turn into part of the Arabian nation either.


Sorry but gotta keep that Bush...wish we had another choice.


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#41260 - 08/01/04 03:23 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Special Ed - it is Vlad Tepes/Vlad the Impaler/ Dracula, he was a romanian leader about 600 years ago who was know for a lot of things but what i liked about him was that he was one of the few at that time standing in the way of the Saracen onslaught ( the Turks). His methods made up for a lesser force in numbers and actual strength.
Porn Review Guy- Bush is far from perfect but I just feel like the country is better off in his hands than Kerry's. Like you I feel he isn't perfect( and I disagree with quite a few of his policies and decisions) but he is the best choice available.
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#41261 - 08/01/04 03:29 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Yeah, if Kerry sees a threat to his "One America" he'll go after it to please the feminazis, gun control creeps, antiwar fuckheads, Hollywood hypocrite-cronies or whoever it is on the left. Politicians are chameleons... cold-blooded, too.
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#41262 - 08/01/04 06:26 PM Re: John Kerry, a future President?
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Registered: 07/22/04
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Special Ed - it is Vlad Tepes/Vlad the Impaler/ Dracula, he was a romanian leader about 600 years ago who was know for a lot of things but what i liked about him was that he was one of the few at that time standing in the way of the Saracen onslaught ( the Turks). His methods made up for a lesser force in numbers and actual strength.
Porn Review Guy- Bush is far from perfect but I just feel like the country is better off in his hands than Kerry's. Like you I feel he isn't perfect( and I disagree with quite a few of his policies and decisions) but he is the best choice available.




Well said bro on Bush, I feel the same. And thanks for the education on your avatar.

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