Gentlemen!
I'm Jessica! I'm starring in SHE'S HALF MY AGE #12. I take a facial cumshot and really grinned while the cum was burning my eye. Seriously, it was an acid bath. It's like my eyes were suddenly plagued with bleeding, oozing ulcers. I physically reinacted that scene in Hostel where a hot poker is stabbed into that Japanese girl's eye. I only wish that could have been me. I should be so lucky! It's as if Brandon's cum was angry with me or something. It just came swimming -- sprinting, really -- towards my retina as if to try to blind me. I mean, what the fuck?? Can cum even do shit like that?? That's fucked up, dude! Now I look like some laboratory test rabbit with tomato-coloured eyeballs. Hey, maybe I could make my name Jessica Rabbit! That would be so cool!

People would think it's because of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? but the real story is so much better.

But enough about me! Tell me about you, stud. You look like the kind of guy who knows how to treat a lady. You've been watching SHE'S HALF MY AGE, haven't you?

Cute as a bugs ear ! Love the eyes !

Her eyes are amazing. She'll be some looker when she's a grown-up.

Beautiful. She looks like Natasha Lukin. Now if you would only stop taking stills with your phone.

This makes me think of an old worn out catchers mitt.

GET YOUR NAILS DONE, LADY!!!!

She reminds me of Uma Thurman

She needs more than her nails done. She needs a new hand. Its very manly!!

fucking hottt

This post is six months old but is she still around? Many don't stay around for that long. And what's with just the one generic name?

Jessica Iron didn't have the right ring to it.

There never was a ring, trust me. Not that I didn't offer...

Jessice Right

Id fuck the shit out of her and then rub her face in said shit.

Unlike your jokes, I am aging gracefully.