I hear you sister. Once I worked with a chair in a PF Chang's restaurant and I heard someone on another chair order the "Mongoloid Beef".

The waiter pointed out that the dish was "Mongolian Beef" not "Mongoloid". The woman replied "I want the beef dish, RETARD".

All the chair legs laughed quietly to ourselves.

So Monica, now that you can see I am "down with the plight of the black man" do you think I could convince you to stick a chair leg up your ass?