#412234 - 04/07/0907:58 AMRe: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey
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Quote: Hmmmmm, well if all you can come up with to attempt to insult me are weird racist references to my ethnicity
I did? Where? God I can only imagine what a nightmare it would be to be around someone who looks for racist comments where they dont exsit, who wants to be PC in porn.
Quote: I took the time and had the drive and mental capacity to create a website and attract a mini-fanbase BEFORE getting into porn (which was very smart if I do say so myself cause I'll tell ya - whether my scenes are purchased or downloaded for free, they're nothing but commercials for MonicaF.com and my live camshows) then that just goes to show I'm doing pretty well
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Quote: Why are you so obsessed with me anyways SmellyMonkey?
Because I love you and want to marry you and this is the only way I know how to get your attention. Isn't it obvious?
Quote: It's a little strange for someone who claims not to like me to take the time to type out the quotes from the various pages of my website - hell, you couldn't even copy and paste them because they're all part of graphics files.
You obviously missed the XPTMC tourney thread. No one wastes time with little to no pay off like the monkey (im referring to myself, its not a racist remark, gotta make that clear with monica)
Quote: You actually took time out of your day to 1) think of me 2) visit my website (like u probably do everyday)
Every waking moment, usually stuff like I wonder what Monica is doing now? and If Monica allowed me into her heart I could make her the happiest little nig nog and purple is monica's most flattering color.
Quote: 3) type out all the quotes 4) create a thread about me on here in the appropriate category and 5) post a thread 6)include my photos and then 7)check back repeatedly to read the replies.
Hit it right on the head. Will you allow me to make you happy?
Quote: "Don't try to anticipate what I am or how I am. Just appreciate who I am."
and god knows I do.
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Nope.
This is it
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