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#412216 - 03/30/09 11:48 PM Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I just saw Monica Foster's site from one of her threads here and its amazingly awful but in a great way. She posts quotes from herself at the top of the page, and theres a different way on each page. heres some of my favorites "I'm more than just a little into myself. I'm an artist (brillance) who's favorite subject is herself. I take it to the extreme (duke skywalker gets on the phone) and why not? Someone had to discover me" Its a glorious quote because it doesn't really make any sense yet I understand it perfectly because monica and I are cut from the same cloth of delusional insanity. "If you are going to be in it, be in it to win it" Im not sure how this applies to her career of choice. "Don't try to anticipate what I am or how I am. Just appreciate who I am" This sounds like a words of wisdom from a 2nd rate oprah, montell? jenny? Maybe even maury when he is telling a 15 year old girl who just had 6 guys fail her baby's DNA test. "I love to dance and yea(h), I think I can. Key word being THINK" BUT I think my favorite is this one "To those who tried to, or successfully screwed me over- no worries, it had to happen. People like you make people like me" I love a negative quote wrapped in false positivity _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412217 - 03/30/09 11:52 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	As for my favorite story, I remember a story floating around here about a mope who refused to work with her because of an unpleasant kitty kat, something dane touched on recently, she claimed it was a racial thing. I tend to believe him because shes an attractive black woman, so for a ryan knox type (okay maybe a few notches above ryan) to turn it down there had to be a serious problem. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412218 - 03/31/09 12:00 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	I want the old guy that was posting as Monkey back. He was way more funny. This guy is boring.
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#412219 - 03/31/09 06:52 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: "If you are going to be in it, be in it to win it" Im not sure how this applies to her career of choice. I believe the quote is meant as encouragement for the guys that have to keep wood in her rank pussy. "Brillance" _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#412220 - 03/31/09 12:34 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	I'll call this one: "If Marsha Brady were a negroid!" Attachments 398987-port004a.jpg (18 downloads)
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#412221 - 03/31/09 04:09 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	Ok, I might be a total barbarian but I though those quotes are kind of cute and refreshing. Especially when you compare Monica's site to a "generic porn site"(tm) you gotta admit that the girl is at least trying to make her site...different. I think she deserves praise, not ridicule for this. _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#412222 - 03/31/09 04:14 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I want the old guy that was posting as Monkey back. This proves that I am not "The Monkey". _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#412223 - 03/31/09 11:42 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I want the old guy that was posting as Monkey back. He was way more funny. This guy is boring. Quote: I believe the quote is meant as encouragement for the guys that have to keep wood in her rank pussy. "Brillance" Is that why Ryan always comes home with the participation ribbon after every scene? Quote: Ok, I might be a total barbarian but I though those quotes are kind of cute and refreshing. Especially when you compare Monica's site to a "generic porn site"(tm) you gotta admit that the girl is at least trying to make her site...different. I think she deserves praise, not ridicule for this. I agree. But im an asshole and its in my nature to be that way, when I ask the frog to let me ride its back across the river, I can't help but sting it, and the frgo goes why did you do that mr scorpion and im like because its in my nature mr frog. Id still fuck her rank pussy or not though, I just wouldnt respect myself in the morning, call me racist or whatever. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412224 - 04/01/09 06:24 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	The Life of Pi - Great read Monkey _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#412225 - 04/01/09 07:17 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Sopranos too, yo _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#412227 - 04/01/09 11:07 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: The Life of Pi - Great read Monkey Christian will you be responding to Mike South's latest post concerning you and Phoenix? Interesting but true? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#412228 - 04/02/09 07:30 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: The Life of Pi - Great read Monkey Thanks Christian. Sorry to hear about phoenix . BUT posting bitter threads about ex girlfriends is the new black here, sooooooo , well? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412230 - 04/06/09 11:18 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: ... It's a little strange for someone who claims not to like me to take the time to type out the quotes from the various pages of my website Ignorance doesn't discriminate. I don't like Hitler personally or the political system he stood for. I've, however, read multiple volumes of his speeches and other related material. (Mein Kampf is not his best work!) I don't like Bush or his politics, yet I read a lot about it in order to understand some of it. (Same goes for Putin.) I don't like you, but I still take the time and effort to read your dribble, suffer from eye-rape from the ads in your post and try to explain a thing or two to you. Quote: "Don't try to anticipate what I am or how I am. Just appreciate who I am." I'm trying, believe me. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#412231 - 04/06/09 11:37 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Bree Olson's Chair Leg Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 04/06/09 Posts: 36 Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana	Hey Monica, What kind of furniture do you like? _________________________ Bree Olson's Chair Leg's Wish List Myspace Page
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#412232 - 04/06/09 07:33 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: when I ask the frog to let me ride its back across the river, I can't help but sting it, and the frgo goes why did you do that mr scorpion and im like because its in my nature mr frog. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#412233 - 04/06/09 10:19 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	Quote: Hmmmmm, well if all you can come up with to attempt to insult me are weird racist references to my ethnicity Who was making racist remarks?
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#412234 - 04/07/09 07:58 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Hmmmmm, well if all you can come up with to attempt to insult me are weird racist references to my ethnicity I did? Where? God I can only imagine what a nightmare it would be to be around someone who looks for racist comments where they dont exsit, who wants to be PC in porn. Quote: I took the time and had the drive and mental capacity to create a website and attract a mini-fanbase BEFORE getting into porn (which was very smart if I do say so myself cause I'll tell ya - whether my scenes are purchased or downloaded for free, they're nothing but commercials for MonicaF.com and my live camshows) then that just goes to show I'm doing pretty well True Quote: Why are you so obsessed with me anyways SmellyMonkey? Because I love you and want to marry you and this is the only way I know how to get your attention. Isn't it obvious? Quote: It's a little strange for someone who claims not to like me to take the time to type out the quotes from the various pages of my website - hell, you couldn't even copy and paste them because they're all part of graphics files. You obviously missed the XPTMC tourney thread. No one wastes time with little to no pay off like the monkey (im referring to myself, its not a racist remark, gotta make that clear with monica) Quote: You actually took time out of your day to 1) think of me 2) visit my website (like u probably do everyday) Every waking moment, usually stuff like I wonder what Monica is doing now? and If Monica allowed me into her heart I could make her the happiest little nig nog and purple is monica's most flattering color. Quote: 3) type out all the quotes 4) create a thread about me on here in the appropriate category and 5) post a thread 6)include my photos and then 7)check back repeatedly to read the replies. Hit it right on the head. Will you allow me to make you happy? Quote: "Don't try to anticipate what I am or how I am. Just appreciate who I am." and god knows I do. Quote: Nope. This is it _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412236 - 04/07/09 05:17 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Bree Olson's Chair Leg Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 04/06/09 Posts: 36 Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana	I hear you sister. Once I worked with a chair in a PF Chang's restaurant and I heard someone on another chair order the "Mongoloid Beef". The waiter pointed out that the dish was "Mongolian Beef" not "Mongoloid". The woman replied "I want the beef dish, RETARD". All the chair legs laughed quietly to ourselves. So Monica, now that you can see I am "down with the plight of the black man" do you think I could convince you to stick a chair leg up your ass? _________________________ Bree Olson's Chair Leg's Wish List Myspace Page
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#412237 - 04/07/09 06:05 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I'll call this one: "If Marsha Brady were a negroid!" - whether you say "negroid" or "nigger" it's all the same - I understand it though from your end though - having to deal with a black man as the leader of your country and a black girl on here who isn't your typical PW is probably too much for you to handle - too bad you can't wake up from the nightmare though because it's reality bitch. That wasn't me that said the brady comment, it was someone else. I love the line you have drawn of me hating obama as president as the reason I hate (even though i don't) you and other black folks. Doing wonders for those black women are irrational stereotypes. As I said before Monica, im a huge fan and have been a loyal member of your site for almost 2 years now, Im doing this to promote your name in the hope to make you the biggest black pornstar in the biz which would make you the 198th biggest pornstar. Have you met duke and red yet? If not, this is the path we have to, no, need to go down. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412239 - 04/08/09 05:49 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Sorry chair leg but I don't do anal yet - haven't been cast in enough scenes to justify it as of current. I didn't realize monkey that I have to address each person individually at all times here in my replies. If you're not racist or don't hate me - great. I don't know who red or whoever else is so no need to introduce. I'm done with this thread and subject now - diss me and my site and my appearance and my thoughts and my efforts and whatever else all u like because if that's what's needed to feel good about yourself or whoever's self for a fleeting moment - so be it. Im not into "dissin" anyone, its not me. I just resent the fact you implied I might be racist. Im a great supporter of all races and cultures, but have been the most pro-active in supporting the african american people So it cuts deep, it really hurts me to have you come out and say that im being racist, for a brief moment I actually consider possible legal action. But decided against it as im sure it was just your typical way of reacting when feeling attacked, BUT I would like an apology from you. Monkey _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412240 - 04/08/09 05:56 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Monkey, Classic. _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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#412241 - 04/08/09 03:08 PM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I hear you sister. Once I worked with a chair in a PF Chang's restaurant and I heard someone on another chair order the "Mongoloid Beef". The waiter pointed out that the dish was "Mongolian Beef" not "Mongoloid". The woman replied "I want the beef dish, RETARD". All the chair legs laughed quietly to ourselves. So Monica, now that you can see I am "down with the plight of the black man" do you think I could convince you to stick a chair leg up your ass? That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read here in months. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#412242 - 04/09/09 01:50 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey, Classic. Before Monica takes this the wrong way, you mean I classically explained how I am not racist. Monica im still waiting for that apology. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#412243 - 04/09/09 01:56 AM Re: Your Favorite Monica Foster Quote/Story
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Quote: Quote: Monkey, Classic. Before Monica takes this the wrong way, you mean I classically explained how I am not racist. Monica im still waiting for that apology. Meh, yea, sure whatever you say Monkey. _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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