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#412142 - 03/30/09 08:52 PM One word..
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Rhino...




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#412143 - 03/31/09 01:55 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I feel dumb asking. What is that? I know I've seen it somewhere but cant remember....


Madagascar?...
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#412144 - 03/31/09 02:13 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm tempted to post my own hamster ball picture but my critters hate that thing.
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#412145 - 03/31/09 04:32 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...

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#412146 - 03/31/09 06:53 PM Re: One word..
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
He's "Rhino" from Bolt. Disney CG is rockin when your hammered...

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#412147 - 04/01/09 09:57 AM Re: One word..
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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He's "Rhino" from Bolt. Disney CG is rockin when your hammered...




My kids are not allowed to watch Bolt. It has that dirty whore Mylie Virus in it. I rather them watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which they prefer anyhow.

They newest favorite is Dawn Of the Dead.
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#412148 - 04/01/09 10:48 AM Re: One word..
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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My kids are not allowed to watch Bolt. It has that dirty whore Mylie Virus in it. I rather them watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which they prefer anyhow.

They newest favorite is Dawn Of the Dead.




Hahah, why doesn't this surprise me?

"Today's moment in bad parenting brought to you by electrostatic, and the letters M-E-T and H. Remember, when regular static just doesn't cut it, try ELECTROstatic!"
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#412149 - 04/01/09 12:21 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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"Remember, when regular static just doesn't cut it, try ELECTROstatic!"



That's right baby...






But I'm still not showing you my tits...
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#412150 - 04/01/09 02:25 PM Re: One word..
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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But I'm still not showing you my tits...




All in due time......
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#412151 - 04/01/09 02:47 PM Re: One word..
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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They newest favorite is Dawn Of the Dead.




....annnnnd that is a wrap on the future folks!

in decade these kids will be robbing me or be on daytime talk show.
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#412152 - 04/01/09 02:59 PM Re: One word..
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I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.
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#412153 - 04/01/09 03:14 PM Re: One word..
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
why do i get the feeling you are going to post all my info on your myspace blog then move me out of your top 8?
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#412154 - 04/01/09 03:20 PM Re: One word..
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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I don't know. Why do you get that feeling?

Figure it out and come back with the answer. See you in a week or two!
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#412155 - 04/01/09 03:36 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Rhino...







.....Bucket
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#412156 - 04/01/09 03:46 PM Re: One word..
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Posts: 4257
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....annnnnd that is a wrap on the future folks!

in decade these kids will be robbing me or be on daytime talk show.



Wow, a typo! Did you think I was going to start crying like you did when I made fun of one of your whores?... No!... I'm not perfect but I am OK with that... If my kids rob you in a decade I would be surprised if they pulled more than lint out of your pockets... In a decade...
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#412157 - 04/01/09 03:48 PM Re: One word..
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Quote:

I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.





Quote:








Edited by electrostatic (04/01/09 03:50 PM)
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#412158 - 04/01/09 06:24 PM Re: One word..
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Wow, a typo! Did you think I was going to start crying like you did when I made fun of one of your whores?... No!... I'm not perfect but I am OK with that... If my kids rob you in a decade I would be surprised if they pulled more than lint out of your pockets... In a decade...




damn how many pups you pop out already? what's the over/under on multiple fathers? well carry on, you are probably in labor again as you type-o.

...and i would NOT be surprised if you offspring were so stupid enough to bypass the loot and grab the lint.

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I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.




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I don't know. Why do you get that feeling?

Figure it out and come back with the answer. See you in a week or two!




look at you riled up! and they say chivalry is dead...stepping up to take a virtual swing at me to defend the honor of your online whoremance?

brother you aint gotta go to the mattress for her just get in line like the rest, your turn at pops will be soon enough.

so, share with the class: have you done some cyber sex? did you make it to virtual second base? when you are on the phone talking dirty, do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?
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#412159 - 04/01/09 06:59 PM Re: One word..
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses

Quote:

...and i would NOT be surprised if you offspring were so stupid enough to bypass the loot and grab the lint.



That was actually kinda funny, I'll give you that.


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look at you riled up! and they chivalry is dead...



Why did this all start again?....





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do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?




You sick fuck. Coming from me, that says something.
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#412160 - 04/01/09 07:00 PM Re: One word..
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

online whoremance?



I wish, he's hot!
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#412161 - 04/01/09 07:13 PM Re: One word..
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


Quote:

...and i would NOT be surprised if you offspring were so stupid enough to bypass the loot and grab the lint.



That was actually kinda funny, I'll give you that.


Quote:

look at you riled up! and they chivalry is dead...



Why did this all start again?....







them no better

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Quote:

do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?




You sick fuck. Coming from me, that says something.




come on. it's freestylah for christ sake. he eats the souls of children with a side of sourdough every morning. he may get your vag juices flowing but all he knows is as long you keep poppin' em out, he'll never get hungry.

Quote:

Quote:

online whoremance?



I wish, he's hot!




wow. like most of the times you got knocked up, I took a shot in the dark. didn't know you were sending love PMs

but tally 'ho. and i mean that literally. it's cute.
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#412162 - 04/01/09 07:22 PM Re: One word..
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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come on. it's freestylah for christ sake. he eats the brains of children with a side of sourdough every morning. he may get your vag juices flowing but all he knows is as long you keep poppin' em out, he'll never get hungry.



Fixed. You're welcome.

He uses a very small spoon that way it lasts longer.
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#412163 - 04/01/09 08:28 PM Re: One word..
Ruin Trajectory Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
I think everyone in this thread would get along better if we all just sat back and realized the majesty of Rhyno


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#412164 - 04/02/09 06:08 AM Re: One word..
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
...and once again Monstar swings in and claims his next victims.





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#412165 - 04/02/09 08:38 AM Re: One word..
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

...and once again Monstar swings in and claims his next victims.




I don't see any victims, but ok.


re. picture
[Coke]If it wasn't for white people, Monster and the Injuns would still be running around naked and chasing buffalos.[/Coke]

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#412166 - 04/02/09 08:48 AM Re: One word..
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.




Quote:

I don't know. Why do you get that feeling?

Figure it out and come back with the answer. See you in a week or two!




look at you riled up! and they say chivalry is dead...stepping up to take a virtual swing at me to defend the honor of your online whoremance?




Riled up looks different, believe me.

I don't take 'virtual swings' at you to defend someone's honour. (You will like this:) In your case, I do it just because it's you. You're special!

Btw, figured out an answer to my earlier question yet?


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..., do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?




No, but the amount of stretchmarks on your girlfriend still do. It's a fetish, I guess.
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#412167 - 04/02/09 11:48 AM Re: One word..
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
LOL stretch mark fetish? no wonder why you are a stalker at the local maternity ward. 2 birds, 1 stone, eh? you got kids and freshly stretched marked moms.


freestalkah about his girl in the Pro Electrostatic Thread
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I enjoy reading her contributions. And that's all that matters to me.




...awwww



somebody cue "Dreamweaver"
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