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#412143 - 03/31/09 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I feel dumb asking. What is that? I know I've seen it somewhere but cant remember....
Madagascar?...
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#412144 - 03/31/09 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm tempted to post my own hamster ball picture but my critters hate that thing.
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#412151 - 04/01/09 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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They newest favorite is Dawn Of the Dead.
....annnnnd that is a wrap on the future folks!
in decade these kids will be robbing me or be on daytime talk show.
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#412152 - 04/01/09 02:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
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I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.
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#412154 - 04/01/09 03:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I don't know. Why do you get that feeling?
Figure it out and come back with the answer. See you in a week or two!
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#412157 - 04/01/09 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#412158 - 04/01/09 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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Wow, a typo! Did you think I was going to start crying like you did when I made fun of one of your whores?... No!... I'm not perfect but I am OK with that... If my kids rob you in a decade I would be surprised if they pulled more than lint out of your pockets... In a decade...
damn how many pups you pop out already? what's the over/under on multiple fathers? well carry on, you are probably in labor again as you type-o.
...and i would NOT be surprised if you offspring were so stupid enough to bypass the loot and grab the lint.
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I hope they kill you during the robbery. In a painful way.
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I don't know. Why do you get that feeling?
Figure it out and come back with the answer. See you in a week or two!
look at you riled up! and they say chivalry is dead...stepping up to take a virtual swing at me to defend the honor of your online whoremance?
brother you aint gotta go to the mattress for her just get in line like the rest, your turn at pops will be soon enough.
so, share with the class: have you done some cyber sex? did you make it to virtual second base? when you are on the phone talking dirty, do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?
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#412161 - 04/01/09 07:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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...and i would NOT be surprised if you offspring were so stupid enough to bypass the loot and grab the lint.
That was actually kinda funny, I'll give you that.
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look at you riled up! and they chivalry is dead...
Why did this all start again?.... 
them no better
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do the kids crying in the background make you hard or harder?
You sick fuck. Coming from me, that says something.
come on. it's freestylah for christ sake. he eats the souls of children with a side of sourdough every morning. he may get your vag juices flowing but all he knows is as long you keep poppin' em out, he'll never get hungry.
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online whoremance?
I wish, he's hot!
wow. like most of the times you got knocked up, I took a shot in the dark. didn't know you were sending love PMs
but tally 'ho. and i mean that literally. it's cute.
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