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#412133 - 03/30/09 06:59 PM Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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This is what Rick Rubin would be if he was broke and talentless. I must give Ivan credit because I don't know if he is joking or not by rocking $87 worth of bling and dressing like a roadie for insane clown posse. Seriously though, you know what the difference between Ivan and those fat fan boys in line at (enter convention name) at the jenna booth with the 8x10 in their sweaty fat hands, Ivan knows how to focus a camera.



A touching family moment caught in the midst of celebrating the birth of a 400 pound smut director, Gia definitely has her father's eyes.



Cute in a creepy, sharp cheekboned if in asia wouldn't be wrong to feel it might be a lady boy kinda way.



hmmmmm. I resent my parents and have low self worth. I like the random shoes all pointing in her direction, followed up the legs, torso and neck to the minds of those who like what they see but not what they feel.




Ohh yes this feels so good, they love me, they really love me. For this moment I can block out the 22 (??) years of feeling like less than nothing because now I have those who love me, umm so what are your names again?
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#412134 - 03/30/09 08:02 PM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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This is what Rick Rubin would be if he was broke and talentless. I must give Ivan credit because I don't know if he is joking or not by rocking $87 worth of bling and dressing like a roadie for insane clown posse. Seriously though, you know what the difference between Ivan and those fat fan boys in line at (enter convention name) at the jenna booth with the 8x10 in their sweaty fat hands, Ivan knows how to focus a camera.






Judging from the uni, I would say more like a roadie for one of the Russian boy bands that Panzer has downloaded on the 1GB RCA MP3 player he got for $10 off of Ebay.
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#412135 - 03/30/09 11:08 PM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Registered: 05/18/04
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Ohh yes this feels so good, they love me, they really love me. For this moment I can block out the 22 (??) years of feeling like less than nothing because now I have those who love me, umm so what are your names again?




Actually, I doubt she's even 21 yet. But she does have tremendous boobs, right?

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#412136 - 03/30/09 11:32 PM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Ohh yes this feels so good, they love me, they really love me. For this moment I can block out the 22 (??) years of feeling like less than nothing because now I have those who love me, umm so what are your names again?




Actually, I doubt she's even 21 yet. But she does have tremendous boobs, right?




ahh she has a very youthful look about her . Her tits are okay, nothing to stop combat, get deep into a bunker and write a letter home about though.
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#412137 - 03/31/09 09:59 AM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Registered: 05/18/04
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hmmm...maybe they're just more impressive in person. Being a fan of decent-sized naturals, I was ready to salute and follow any order given.

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#412138 - 03/31/09 10:18 AM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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This is what Rick Rubin would be if he was broke and talentless. I must give Ivan credit because I don't know if he is joking or not by rocking $87 worth of bling and dressing like a roadie for insane clown posse. Seriously though, you know what the difference between Ivan and those fat fan boys in line at (enter convention name) at the jenna booth with the 8x10 in their sweaty fat hands, Ivan knows how to focus a camera.






Nice work Monkey, however I have heard rumors that you are in fact Ivan. Please say it isnt so.
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#412139 - 03/31/09 04:37 PM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Maybe it would be easier to post the names of people NOT in the bizz that might be SM?.


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I like the random shoes all pointing in her direction, followed up the legs, torso and neck to the minds of those who like what they see but not what they feel.




There's a reason Ryan doesn't appreciate Monkey 9.0. The above quote puts everything in it's place, Ryan hates that.
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#412140 - 03/31/09 11:47 PM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Nice work Monkey, however I have heard rumors that you are in fact Ivan. Please say it isnt so.




I wish. He has a full head of hair and beautiful eyes. Im a nig nog which sucks.

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There's a reason Ryan doesn't appreciate Monkey 9.0. The above quote puts everything in it's place, Ryan hates that.





. I think its more to do with the friendship I have with his lovely grandmother whos heart breaks everytime she sees ryan and I become the shoulder she cries on.
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#412141 - 04/02/09 10:31 AM Re: Ivan Bday Pictures Monkey Style
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Nice work Monkey, however I have heard rumors that you are in fact Ivan. Please say it isnt so.


YOU KNOW WHO HE IS...
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