A female acquaintance of mine told me about her wedding.

She never really got along with her new father-in-law. He was very old school and she was a professional school graduate and looked forward to a promising career. It didn't help that the old man was also a serious alchoholic.

During the dance between the bride and groom, the visibly drunk father-in-law cut in and twirled around the dance floor with his son's new wife. Then he grabbed her ass and french kissed her lustily in front of the whole wedding reception, staggered off and puked on the head table, as she burst into tears.

Surprisingly the marriage didn't last. True story.
_________________________
You're all still alive?