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#411956 - 03/29/09 04:27 PM Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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My friend who is a football coach just went to Georgia Tech this week to watch their football practice. He stayed at the campus Hilton and ate breakfast next to


Is Ron considering a new "option" ?
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#411957 - 03/29/09 04:34 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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The dude gets around. We saw him in the Miami Airport last time we traveled south. He looked like a homeless person wheeling around a small suitcase.

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#411958 - 03/29/09 04:37 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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He's upgraded to suitcases now? He was in line in front of me in the Burbank airport with his stuff in shopping bags. Though, he did just have his eyebrows waxed earlier that day, he said.
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#411959 - 03/29/09 04:38 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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I saw the documentary about him and he's a tireless self-promoter. He goes to any and every event to which he is invited.
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#411960 - 03/29/09 04:39 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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What did Ron order for breakfast? I'm hoping it was scrapple.

Did you know he was in Ghostbusters?
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#411961 - 03/29/09 04:47 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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What did Ron order for breakfast? I'm hoping it was scrapple.

Did you know he was in Ghostbusters?




Ron does look a bit like a hamster. I can see your interest in this matter.
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#411962 - 03/29/09 05:13 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Ron does look a bit like a hamster. I can see your interest in this matter.




That was actually pretty fucking funny.
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#411963 - 03/29/09 05:16 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Gia has he colored his hair? It was salt and pepper when we saw him but not in a good way. Not good at all.

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#411964 - 03/29/09 05:19 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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What did Ron order for breakfast? I'm hoping it was scrapple.

Did you know he was in Ghostbusters?




I was just talking to my buddy on ham radio when I read this and got a chance to ask him.
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#411965 - 03/29/09 05:21 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Not sure. We didn't get that in depth about his look. I wasn't exactly doing image consulting at the Burbank Airport that day. But the words 'salt and pepper' just made Ron's mouth water and start craving a turkey sandwich, I'm sure.
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#411966 - 03/29/09 05:22 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Aww. That isn't nearly as gluttonous a meal as I was hoping for.

Since Fiend's comment I have been picturing Ron nibbling on a gigantic broccoli floret and stuffing bits of it into his cheek pouches.

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#411967 - 03/29/09 05:26 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Not sure. We didn't get that in depth about his look. I wasn't exactly doing image consulting at the Burbank Airport that day. But the words 'salt and pepper' just made Ron's mouth water and start craving a turkey sandwich, I'm sure.




Haha. If you didn't notice it (because you would have) then he probably did have it colored when you saw him.

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#411968 - 03/29/09 05:40 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Was he carrying that ratty filofax book of all his contacts with him?
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#411969 - 03/29/09 05:43 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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No. i think he's putting them in his phone these days.
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#411970 - 03/29/09 05:54 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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My friend who is a football coach just went to Georgia Tech this week to watch their football practice. He stayed at the campus Hilton and ate breakfast next to






Makes sense, didn't their football team use to have the nickname of The Rambling Wreck at Georgia Tech?
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#411971 - 03/29/09 05:55 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Quote:

Ron does look a bit like a hamster. I can see your interest in this matter.




That was actually pretty fucking funny.




I can be funny sometimes...when I'm not trying to be obnoxious.
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#411972 - 03/29/09 06:55 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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He told me that I was a fucking pervert at a speaking thingy he did. He is also a cheap kike...
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#411973 - 03/30/09 01:20 AM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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You notice that everyone else of Ron's generation has retired or moved into production or directing? He is a sad, sad man.

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#411974 - 03/30/09 07:09 AM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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Hey if his dick still works and he can still get cast in videos why not ? The industry will determine his retirement date if his dick doesn't first !
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#411975 - 03/30/09 08:05 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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why not ?




Because at this rate he will end up alone and homeless. Seriously, who's going to take care of Ron once he's elderly? I don't think he's saving any significant amount of cash for retirement...

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#411976 - 03/30/09 08:24 PM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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I'm not privy to Ron's finances but I can't imagine him being destitute. You never know though.
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#411977 - 03/31/09 06:06 AM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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I'm not privy to Ron's finances but I can't imagine him being destitute. You never know though.




He's far from rich and I recall reading an interview at one point that said he drove an older model Saturn or some other shitty car like that.
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#411978 - 03/31/09 08:11 AM Re: Ron Jeremy and the option offense
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That's a shame. You'd think he'd be rich as fuck after so many years of sticking it to sweet young thangs. I realize the guys don't get paid as much but geez !
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