For completeness sake, here's the Bristol Palin search:



Once you adjust for the fact that teen whore Bristol Palin has been in the media spotlight for 8-9 months as opposed to 2 days, it's fair to say that Little Ashley has caught up nicely.

I'm certain there's a gov't handout cheque around somewhere with your name on that needs cashing. You should leave the higher level thinking to those of us that didn't go to primary school in a log cabin.