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#411733 - 03/29/09 04:33 AM
Monkey's Porn Girl's Guide to A Successful Career
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Porn Jesus
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Before I start there are some rules that apply to this guide, the girl has to be attractive and can't be addicted to drugs in order for this to work. Okay, every girl needs to understand that its a business and you have to leave the diva shit at the door, because it will close more than it opens. So you are a product, you have to work out a way to maximize your market value, and understand that you have a shelf life.  I am going to use brooke as a prototype, so we can put a face to the plan Brooke, unwilling face of monkey's porn girl guide  So heres what you do. When you first get in its best to do Girl/Girl only for the first 6 months, if you can get by doing solo then by all means do that, but in doing so you are going to need a strong fan base, and you will have to interact with your fans, be accessible to the fans, which means you will have to not only stomach the following but pretend to like it (see below)  So this means you have to have your own website (make sure you own it) and keep it active, keep it upto date and have a forum where your fan bois will beg for you to work with dudes (or negros once tritone signs up) Now you will only be able to get by on Girl/Girl if you are really attractive, and are able to do enough work to build your fanbase. Do vanilla Girl/Girl stuff, for the top companies, means you will probably have to turn down some work with some of the lesser companies so you will need an agent who understands what youa re trying to build which in itself will be a challenge. Market yourself as a 'princess'. You don't even have to be insanely hot or even young to succeed in doing so, ashton moore is proof (gunker's database will show this)  After about 30 or so G/G scenes, use your forum as a way to talk to fans and drop hints at the thought of doing b/g scenes, let the rumor help promote you, this is where 400 pound loyals will help set your market value for the b/g scene. OR you could go an original route which is to shoot your own B/G scene to be released exclusively on your own website. This is the path that audrey bitoni was on, BUT there was two things she did wrong, 1) she opened the flood gates, she did far too many scenes in a short period of time, smash and grab approach which im sure was partly due to the fact she had derek hay as an agent and he runs them out there and 2) she had too much surgery, all of which wasn't needed but she obviously sees herself differently than others or wants to change the way she looks because she hates who she is ala michael jackson. Do the one scene and hope for a strong reaction from fans and a spike in new members. This is when its good to get out and feature dance, stay clear of the lure of drugs, you must protect your looks and remain reliable, your shelf life is shrinking daily, stretch it out as much as you can. Go back to doing g/g scenes, the b/g was a tease, builds demand.  You can work like this for a few years, mostly G/G with some B/G scenes trickled in, but in order for it to work you have to stay off hard drugs, you have to be smart with your money (huge key, the powers that be can smell when money is needed and thats when boundaries are tested and the plan falls to shit). Stay clean, stick to the plan, be smart with the money and be reliable. Try to give yourself 12 months to get out, by then you should have a few investment properties that are earning for you, and an out plan, if you don't then you will crash and burn like the cindy crawfords before you. Monkey
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#411735 - 03/29/09 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#411740 - 04/14/09 08:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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One thing you do have right, Smelly Monkey, is the fact that as long as they get the girls addicted to drugs, they can make all the money while the girls do all the work. In your advice to do only g/g's for as long as possible, the girls should know that the top risks for catching Hep C which has no cure, is dirty needles, anal sex AND . . . DOING GIRLS ON THEIR PERIODS!!!! You are actually safer to have vaginal sex where the guy pulls out to cum than to eat a girl who's on her period. HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU EAT IN PORN THAT ARE ON THEIR PERIODS??? Check out www.ChristianSingsTheBlues.com, read through his entries and see how many times he pulled sponges out of girls after fucking them on their period. That'll give you a good idea of how much risk these girls and guys take every time they do a girl on her period! Do g/g's all the time and you're likely to get Hep C. There's an active case in the Porn Industry right now. Is anyone talking about it? Has the health department come in to test the industry and clean it up??? NO THEY HAVEN'T! THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU GET IT, THEY JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT NEW GIRL UNTIL SHE'S ALSO TOO FUCKED UP OR DISEASED TO DO PORN ANYMORE! As long as young girls come into this industry everyday, they'll keep putting these girls at risk! There is no recipe for suceeding in porn except . . 1. Suck and fuck your agent, his friends and coworkers and any producers and directors he says to. Not all agents require this but most of the bigger ones do - Jim South of World Modeling is great to the girls, doesn't require a contract and doesn't require suck and fuck for anyone!! 2. Sign your name, your domain, your content and your membership over to a company to become their contract girl. What a fucking priviledge that is - they call being a contract girl a successful career choice. FOR THEM - NEVER FOR THE GIRL!! 3. Do lots of drugs and what you don't spend there, spend on shopping at the malls they take the girls to all the time. This makes you desperate - they love that and will use you even more because you're so desperate, you'll do anything by this point. Expect to do anything and everything there is in porn to do by this point! 4. Lastly, blast anyone and everyone who may be competition to you. Your agent will love you as long as the competition is in a different agency. This forum is a perfect avenue to accomplish this feat! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SUCCESSFUL PORN CAREER FOR A GIRL IN PORN VALLEY! ONLY BEING SUCCESSFULLY USED AND ABUSED!! 
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#411742 - 04/15/09 06:07 AM
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1. Suck and fuck your agent, his friends and coworkers and any producers and directors he says to. Not all agents require this but most of the bigger ones do - Jim South of World Modeling is great to the girls, doesn't require a contract and doesn't require suck and fuck for anyone!!
I thought you liked sex.
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2. Sign your name, your domain, your content and your membership over to a company to become their contract girl. What a fucking priviledge that is - they call being a contract girl a successful career choice. FOR THEM - NEVER FOR THE GIRL!!
Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Tera Patrick, Jesse Jane, Jessica Drake and others seem to be doing just fine.
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3. Do lots of drugs and what you don't spend there, spend on shopping at the malls they take the girls to all the time. This makes you desperate - they love that and will use you even more because you're so desperate, you'll do anything by this point. Expect to do anything and everything there is in porn to do by this point!
So porn producers and directors force the whores to blow all their money on drugs and at the malls. Give me a break!
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4. Lastly, blast anyone and everyone who may be competition to you. Your agent will love you as long as the competition is in a different agency. This forum is a perfect avenue to accomplish this feat!
I have nothing to do with porn but just from reading this board it's obvious to me that pws generally crave attention and love to talk shit about others. I don't believe that agents should be blamed for this.
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#411743 - 04/15/09 10:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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In your advice to do only g/g's for as long as possible, the girls should know that the top risks for catching Hep C which has no cure
I didn't know that. Might explain why Ashton Moore retired from the industry.
Did you know Jonathan Broxton's fast ball can touch 99 mph?
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There's an active case in the Porn Industry right now. Is anyone talking about it? Has the health department come in to test the industry and clean it up??? NO THEY HAVEN'T! THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU GET IT, THEY JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT NEW GIRL UNTIL SHE'S ALSO TOO FUCKED UP OR DISEASED TO DO PORN ANYMORE! As long as young girls come into this industry everyday, they'll keep putting these girls at risk!
Do you know who patient zero is? Or girls who have it? If you do and you don't say anything then you are on par with hitler in my books, allowing innocent whores in the midst of their poor life decisions at risk to take something with them well past their porn careers. Name names.
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SUCCESSFUL PORN CAREER FOR A GIRL IN PORN VALLEY! ONLY BEING SUCCESSFULLY USED AND ABUSED!!
Well we know that, but its like the same thing playing professional football, you know you are walking with a limp and having a bathroom cabinet that resembles daburgs when you are done, but you can still do it the right way and make some life altering money if handled right, thats the point I was trying to make, ringing every last dollar out, you know?
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#411744 - 04/19/09 12:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
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At the Bunny Ranch, we are tested for these deseases unlike the porn industry. THAT'S HOW I BECAME EDUCATED ABOUT THE RISKS IN PORN! Why not add these tests to the testing process in PORN so everyone is protected? The case IS in PORN!! IN NEVADA, IT COST $178 TO GET THE USUAL TESTS PLUS THESE! IS THAT NOT WORTH YOUR CHILDBEARING POSSIBILITIES, YOUR ORGANS, YOUR BRAIN AND QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR LIFE??
Yeah right, tell people who it is so you all can slaughter them! Look what you do to Elli and I because when we came out, it was like making a major NEWS announcement that all your mother/daughter videos and websites were fake. I'VE TOLD YOU HERE, NOW, SO YOU ALL DO KNOW NOW (No one else has done that for you so who's the HITLER HERE???) It doesn’t matter who it is. Even if they only did one scene and it was with you, NO ONE IS safe from possible exposure. Let’s face it, MOST OF US HAS BEEN WITH MOST OF US, RIGHT???? If this person shot 5 times and the 5 people they shot with shot with 5 more people, there’s now 10 possible exposures and so on and so on. YOU GET IT NOW???? There IS a case in PORN so no one is safe from exposure if they’ve shot in the last year at least, maybe longer, who knows. The ONLY way to know is to get tested – a full panel of testing to know if you’re clean. Just because the Health Department of LA County isn’t requiring it, doesn’t mean you can’t go get one. GO GET TESTED!! IF CAUGHT EARLY, YOU CAN BE TREATED AND STOP POSSIBLE DAMAGE!!!
I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to say your advice was purposely misguiding. In a perfect porn world, your recipe would be correct. Unfortunately, it's gotten very cutthroat these days and NO ONE should be encouraging girls to consider it a career choice now. That's the plain and simple TRUTH.
THE PORN WORLD IS NOT TAKING CARE OF THE GIRLS THEY HAVE NOW. WHAT MAKES ANY GIRL THINK IT WILL BE DIFFERENT FOR THEM?? Yes, there are some successful women out there now. THE QUESTION ALWAYS IS . . WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET THERE??? I've never said they didn't deserve to have their successful careers. I simply emphathize with these girls for what they probably went through to make it. i would like the industry to be legally AND legislatively challenged to make fair deals with the girls instead of who sucks and fucks who!!! EVERY OTHER COMPANY IN AMERICA HAS TO ABIDE BY THESE RULES, WHY NOT THOSE IN PORN???
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#411747 - 04/19/09 01:21 PM
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Well her incoherent babbling about STDs is kinda reminiscent of Mein Kampf.Let's see what other Hitler impressions she can do... 
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#411748 - 04/19/09 01:28 PM
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At the Bunny Ranch, we are tested for these deseases unlike the porn industry. THAT'S HOW I BECAME EDUCATED ABOUT THE RISKS IN PORN! Why not add these tests to the testing process in PORN so everyone is protected? The case IS in PORN!! IN NEVADA, IT COST $178 TO GET THE USUAL TESTS PLUS THESE! IS THAT NOT WORTH YOUR CHILDBEARING POSSIBILITIES, YOUR ORGANS, YOUR BRAIN AND QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR LIFE??
Yeah right, tell people who it is so you all can slaughter them! Look what you do to Elli and I because when we came out, it was like making a major NEWS announcement that all your mother/daughter videos and websites were fake. I'VE TOLD YOU HERE, NOW, SO YOU ALL DO KNOW NOW (No one else has done that for you so who's the HITLER HERE???) It doesn’t matter who it is. Even if they only did one scene and it was with you, NO ONE IS safe from possible exposure. Let’s face it, MOST OF US HAS BEEN WITH MOST OF US, RIGHT???? If this person shot 5 times and the 5 people they shot with shot with 5 more people, there’s now 10 possible exposures and so on and so on. YOU GET IT NOW???? There IS a case in PORN so no one is safe from exposure if they’ve shot in the last year at least, maybe longer, who knows. The ONLY way to know is to get tested – a full panel of testing to know if you’re clean. Just because the Health Department of LA County isn’t requiring it, doesn’t mean you can’t go get one. GO GET TESTED!! IF CAUGHT EARLY, YOU CAN BE TREATED AND STOP POSSIBLE DAMAGE!!!
I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to say your advice was purposely misguiding. In a perfect porn world, your recipe would be correct. Unfortunately, it's gotten very cutthroat these days and NO ONE should be encouraging girls to consider it a career choice now. That's the plain and simple TRUTH.
THE PORN WORLD IS NOT TAKING CARE OF THE GIRLS THEY HAVE NOW. WHAT MAKES ANY GIRL THINK IT WILL BE DIFFERENT FOR THEM?? Yes, there are some successful women out there now. THE QUESTION ALWAYS IS . . WHAT DID THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET THERE??? I've never said they didn't deserve to have their successful careers. I simply emphathize with these girls for what they probably went through to make it. i would like the industry to be legally AND legislatively challenged to make fair deals with the girls instead of who sucks and fucks who!!! EVERY OTHER COMPANY IN AMERICA HAS TO ABIDE BY THESE RULES, WHY NOT THOSE IN PORN???
I'd like to wake up tomorrow and read that someone pipe bombed your cervix. I don't mean to wish any harm on you but I seriously would like to see the after effects if someone were to light off a half stick of dynamite about 4 inches into your moneymaker.
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#411754 - 04/19/09 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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We've talked like that to Jenna. She is the only one to join the fray so far.
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#411757 - 04/20/09 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It was either Jenna or Jay. If you recall she changed the front page of her website to reflect her involvement here and she posted an alert or something in her forums that brought out her fanbois in droves. Firewall being the most memorable.
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If i could add any thing to this at all,it would only be to maximize potential income which of course would be affected + or - by what she brings to the table. Said pornchick would want to work as much as possible balanced by not overexsposing herself at the same time there is also a VERY IMPORTANT CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER OF COMPANIES TO WORK FOR AND TIMELIME FOR SEX ACTS and that formula would be on a cute to ugly scale of Vivid Girl girl to Website anal divided by an agent who knows when these scenes should occur and deducting if you need to buy your own tits 
Nice one. 
Wow! I mean just.. wow 
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