For years and years (well since 1996) I have had to listen to friends and associates who went into business or worked in and around VEGAS brag about how much fuckin' money they made, while I did my own, more modest thing(s) according to my own goals, abilities, needs and expectations. Still, when certain people feel the need to talk down at you simply because they make it into the next highest tax brackett and remind you that they "only" went to Penn State or Michigan compared to your own more "flashy" background, it gives me some pleasure to now watch and hear this tale of WOE:

All these $1200 / hour whores are SLASHING their rates and working for Jusssssst enough to cover their next buy of Xanax or Percocet. OH FUCK that's hott....