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#411447 - 03/29/09 06:20 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I wouldn't be able to use The Unknown Pervert if everyone knew what l looked like. I've also seen too many PMs screencapped into posts.
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#411448 - 03/29/09 06:39 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah pervert, thats crappy and i wouldnt do that but i see your point what was rule number one? oh yeah! we lie! 
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#411449 - 03/29/09 07:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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PS. I just saw a pic of certain male poster and I must say   .
Someone else had to send their picture then.
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#411450 - 03/29/09 07:05 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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a BUNCH did youre cute shutup lol
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#411451 - 03/29/09 11:07 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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It's already here, so wtf. (top) Willie, Monstar, Uncle Jeffy (bottom) Burglar  I think that photo was taken right after Monstar said he didn't use the word "whore" too much, and Jeff was giving him some crap about that. IIRC, Jeff demonstrated this by going over to Missy Monroe, raised the back of his hand, and she crumbled to the floor like feta cheese.
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#411453 - 03/30/09 09:13 AM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You prick. Curse Pretty for starting this thread and exposing the depth of unattractiveness shared by the male porn viewing population and XPT in particular. How embarrassing ....  Then again, whores dont really care what the guy looks like, so long as his hideousness doesnt fall below a certain minimum standard (see Gia Jerkins and her inability to Blow the Minion, yet able to cope with Arnold Schwarzenpecker, in what was otherwise the hottest cum gobbling scene ever). The size and thickness of his wad ( $$$$, not cum) is all they care about (or, alternatively, the strength and purity of his drugs.) That is why, being born crippled, i learned early on as long as I have certain levels of stuff, I can have as hott a chick as I want. AND...only when, how, where, doing what, and leaving when, I WANT. In other words, by achieving what I have, I have made my hideousness irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. it is much harder for women/whores than it is for men. Looks/appearance means so much more for a chick than it does for a guy. If you see a totally handsome, well off, physically perfect man with a skanky hag, or old bag, or fat cow of a woman, you seriously question the situation and perhaps assume he is a male gigolo or escort. BUT....if you see a totally hott woman, a female goddess, with some schlep, or homely nerd, or tubby dude, it is not nearly as big a deal or noteworthy. We all will assume the guy is rich, or a doctor who writes the whore whatever prescription she wants. <Da Burglar sings "Is She really going out with him">:
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#411454 - 03/30/09 01:37 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Pretty is right, Tatty is sexy!
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#411457 - 03/30/09 02:03 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Cleetus, I sent you a friend request on myspace. I am hoping you have some pictures there. I can tell you're sexy.
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#411459 - 03/30/09 06:18 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Cleetus is one of the most well liked, good natured perverts in the XPT community. I would unconditionally buy him a Burger, a Beer and a Bimbo (for a 3 song set) if I ran/wheeled into him in a strip club.
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#411460 - 03/30/09 06:22 PM
Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Thanks Burg- you rule 
It has been too long for me even setting foot in a titty bar. I'm too old for that too i guess 
I haven't even thought about myspace since i changed my computer. Just found my password and logged in. I don't have any pics of myself on there though marley as it is the cleetus account. The saracen might find me if i linked that with real life
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#411461 - 03/30/09 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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It's already here, so wtf.
(top) Willie, Monstar, Uncle Jeffy
(bottom) Burglar
I think that photo was taken right after Monstar said he didn't use the word "whore" too much, and Jeff was giving him some crap about that. IIRC, Jeff demonstrated this by going over to Missy Monroe, raised the back of his hand, and she crumbled to the floor like feta cheese.
Hey willie, anyone ever tell you that you resemble a middle aged dick nasty? I dont have any pictures but ive been told by more than one person that I look like Argyle from the original die hard movie.
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#411462 - 03/30/09 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Hey willie, anyone ever tell you that you resemble a middle aged dick nasty? I dont have any pictures but ive been told by more than one person that I look like Argyle from the original die hard movie.
1. Sorry, Mike, I don't. I have much less grey hair than Dick Nasty. But I'm gonna enlist Doron to track you down all the same.
2. Who is "Argyle?" never heard of it.
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#411465 - 03/31/09 12:46 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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really, monkey?
ps Willie I think you resemble Matthew Lillard from that angle and facial expression...
I don't think its a bad thing either.
Edited by MarleyMason (03/31/09 12:55 AM)
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#411466 - 03/31/09 08:22 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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right? Quote:
Pretty is right, Tatty is sexy!
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#411467 - 03/31/09 09:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Oh, I agree! WORD girl! You go! WOOOOHOOOO! Tatty's the sexiest thing on here, and I wanna run my hands down his...  (I sincerely hope my rage and jealousy are now apparent) Tatty, when you read this, pm me and bequeeth unto me the secret of that chiseled studman upper body bullshiit you got goin' on. Bro, I gotta say, I'm about as strait as it gets, but if I had to blow a guy for crack money, you'd be on that very long list of guys I'd blow. (how do I KNOW that I just gave someone their signature?) -Keep It Dirty  I'm smarmy enough, I'm perverted enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
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#411468 - 03/31/09 09:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The fact that there's a long list as opposed to a short one is disturbing.
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#411469 - 03/31/09 01:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Price you pay for smokin' the Crack. -Keep It Dirty 
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#411474 - 04/05/09 04:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Patty,
Do you have to cover the ink when you are waiting tables?
Some places are pretty strict ...
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#411475 - 04/05/09 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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For the wanna-be-hipster sushi place, no.
For the snazzy place with the piano, yes.
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#411477 - 04/05/09 06:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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Ha, No! But the night I got the panther tattoo in Silverlake I went to a really great sushi place down the street on Sunset. You fuckers near the ocean don't know how fucking good you have it. Way cheaper and fresher. In Vancouver they deliver it to your fucking house. Man do I hate being land-locked...
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#411478 - 04/06/09 12:42 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Quote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_fibrous_histiocytoma
Ah, thanks Tatty, I vaguely recalled this coming up in another thread but couldn't remember the details.
You shouldn't be so honest though, you could've made up some toughguy BS about it so I'd be afraid of you beating me up, like Eric. 
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#411482 - 04/08/09 03:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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So how many did you end up getting to send send you pics?
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#411484 - 04/08/09 06:53 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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but Charin, you're wearing a helmet and we can't even see you!
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#411487 - 04/13/09 04:00 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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omg @ the spidey underoos!
and look what homies packin in those things lol
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#411488 - 04/13/09 04:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I'm really disappointed in the gilded dice guy. Maybe I got my hopes too high because I was so amused by the dice?
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#411489 - 04/13/09 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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an juss to update, here was the pic i put up on here for all to see after the Erotica LA thingy for everyone here. Gia knocked me for it, but I was happy I shed all the booze weight from my trip...
why you take pictures of yourself doing that? 
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#411490 - 04/13/09 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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^^^
Haven't you been friends with people who are heavily into lifting weights and fitness and exercise and so on?
Taking this kind of picture is pretty normal for dudes like that. You know, vanity?
Plus, I think he first posted it when he was talking about the gnarly scar.
No worries tatty, but I have to admit pics like this are a little gay.
EDIT: Reread about why the picture was posted. Yeah, vanity. If it had been me I would have drawn attention to the scar tissue.
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#411492 - 04/13/09 04:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Ewwwww! You watch BASEBALL?!?!?! ...fag. -Keep It Dirty ...gotta run, golf just came on the tube.
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#411497 - 04/13/09 09:26 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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G, do you have a wish list on Amazon so fans can buy you things? How about a link?
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