Oh, I agree! WORD girl! You go! WOOOOHOOOO! Tatty's the sexiest thing on here, and I wanna run my hands down his...

(I sincerely hope my rage and jealousy are now apparent)
Tatty, when you read this, pm me and bequeeth unto me the secret of that chiseled studman upper body bullshiit you got goin' on. Bro, I gotta say, I'm about as strait as it gets, but if I had to blow a guy for crack money, you'd be on that very long list of guys I'd blow. (how do I KNOW that I just gave someone their signature?)
-Keep It Dirty

I'm smarmy enough, I'm perverted enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!