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#411498 - 04/13/09 09:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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Buy me stuff.




How's about a cab ride home?
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#411499 - 04/13/09 09:34 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I have a car. Why would I take a cab?
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#411500 - 04/13/09 09:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




To have sex like Angie Dickinson in Dressed to Kill
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#411501 - 04/13/09 11:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Dirty Deadz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
"And I agree that he has a right to be proud of his fitness."

Word, word, word, and mothafuckin' W O R D ! As you all know, I was both fat and Amish (lol Amish, sooo funny!). No, but for real, I was 217lbs, and I'm 147 now. I will admit to losing the majority of the weight on just diet alone, but the last 30lbs or so was diet AND exercise. I look better than I ever have in my life now, and I'm not even CLOSE to where I want to be. I'm stronger, faster, lighter, and healthier with WAAYYY more stamina, but it's fuckin' hard fuckin' work. No pain no gain indeed, and sexual orientation aside, Tatty looks fuckin' good with his shirt off, and I hope to meet or beat a physique like that soon.

-Keep It Dirty

...for the record, I was kidding. I would not blow Tatty for crack. Nothin' against Tatty, I just don't do crack.
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#411502 - 04/13/09 11:55 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
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I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




Can I drive your car and pretend its the Mach 5 from Speed Racer or maybe I can pretend I'm Racer X!!!
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#411503 - 04/14/09 09:24 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
How about you pretend you're Gilles Villeneuve and you're at the 1982 Belgian Grand Prix.
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#411504 - 04/14/09 01:21 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




Can I drive your car and pretend its the Mach 5 from Speed Racer or maybe I can pretend I'm Racer X!!!




pokemon forum


GO GO GO....

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#411505 - 04/14/09 06:51 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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How about you pretend you're Gilles Villeneuve and you're at the 1982 Belgian Grand Prix.




Hey! Don't besmirch the memory of Gilles. You could've just gone for the easy one and singled out a retard like Dale Earnhardt.

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#411506 - 04/14/09 07:03 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Jaysus Hicks...you had to go Earnhardt?. The next logical step in the F1 equation was Senna. Damn.
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