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#411393 - 03/28/09 01:45 PM so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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ever share pics of themselves?
we know what some of them look like, but theres some im curious about
ive seen a pic of tatty (hes fiiiiiiiiiine!)
and ive seen a couple of pics in PM's of a couple of xpt'ers that wish to remain anonymous, and so they shall
girls- who do you wanna see? lets have a fun thread and maybe we'll get lucky and see what bornyo looks like
i bet hes hot

love, pretty
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#411394 - 03/28/09 01:58 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Imagine Johnny Cash as a ghost, that is Bornyo.

And plenty of XPT folks have seen pictures of me. There are many posted at some other adult board.

No real comment on tatty except I pictured him being closer to my age.
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#411395 - 03/28/09 02:12 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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i dont know how old he is
i think hes young
older is not at all bad though
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#411396 - 03/28/09 02:15 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Here's Tritone.



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#411397 - 03/28/09 02:16 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Jigaloo Offline
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Here's Bishop as a child.



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#411398 - 03/28/09 02:25 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I've already given Burg props for posting his pics. The Goat had himself as an avatar, and we have seen some Panzer Classics. We've seen pics of the porn dudes. obv. I had mentioned ages ago that the ladies around here take their lumps while us dudes get off scott-free. I posted my LA pics in a thread with my fugly mug blacked out.

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ive seen a pic of tatty (hes fiiiiiiiiiine!)



Wow, you really DO say nothing but nice things! Only you and Mizz Kerkavoe (tear rolls down cheek) got that pic.You guys were kind enough to post yours....

PS: I've always imagined Bornyo looks just like The Man In Black as well....
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#411399 - 03/28/09 02:28 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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When I see Bishop's post I think he looks like webster:

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#411400 - 03/28/09 03:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

Here's Tritone.





No, this IS Tritone:


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#411401 - 03/28/09 03:38 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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Oh I almost forgot, Jeff Jordan... HOT!
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#411402 - 03/28/09 03:43 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I'm 55,14354238 per cent positive this-> is tritone. He roams on bunnyranch boards complimenting every fugly white woman that works as a prostitute there.


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#411403 - 03/28/09 03:48 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
cqd Offline
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Even if you aren't right, thanks. That is who I am going to picture when I see Tritone posting from now on.

Off topic: I like the guy, I just won't talk to him about any of his hot topics. If you're interested in PC gaming he's great to converse with. (Probably about other topics, too).
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#411404 - 03/28/09 03:50 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Pretty you have pm hopefully no s included.
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#411405 - 03/28/09 04:34 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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i wanna know what avatar was redgoat!
i missed that one


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#411406 - 03/28/09 04:38 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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oooh i wish we could see what fiend looks like
something tells me hes gotta be cute
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#411407 - 03/28/09 04:40 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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and i know itll likely never happen but i want to see mark j

pretty please?
pretty pretty please? lol
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#411410 - 03/28/09 04:51 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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haha thanks
ill go peek

love, pretty
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#411411 - 03/28/09 04:54 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

i wanna know what avatar was redgoat!




Redgoat is a portly white guy with a short haircut. From his pic I would guess early 30's or late 20's. I mean this in a non-offensive way, he looks like what I would picture if someone was describing a big guy from New Jersey.

No offense meant redgoat. I like you and I don't think I said anything that would put you in a bad light.
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#411412 - 03/28/09 04:58 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

ive seen a pic of tatty (hes fiiiiiiiiiine!)





I wanna see!!
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#411414 - 03/28/09 05:13 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
cqd Offline
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Hey dude, I don't sweat anyone about weight, that shit can change. Same deal with appearance.

No matter how skinny you are you will be how I picture a "dude from New Jersey".
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#411415 - 03/28/09 05:38 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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i saw someone in this thread that was cute- but its a secret!
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#411416 - 03/28/09 05:44 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

Even if you aren't right, thanks. That is who I am going to picture when I see Tritone posting from now on.

Off topic: I like the guy, I just won't talk to him about any of his hot topics. If you're interested in PC gaming he's great to converse with. (Probably about other topics, too).




He likes Sellout 3...that's all I need to know.
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#411417 - 03/28/09 05:48 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Fallout 3 sucked.
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#411418 - 03/28/09 05:50 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
farewell and adieu Offline
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Pretty, I think the guys would agree it would be ok for you to forward me the pics. I'm very curious.
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#411419 - 03/28/09 05:52 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

i saw someone in this thread that was cute- but its a secret!



Didn't you already say this in your OP?


I would like to see what everyone on here looks like. But freestylah , tatty p., Mark_J, Lou, Bornyo, and Unknown Pervert are at the top of my 'who I want to see most' list. Oh H2cit snd Vizzle too.
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#411420 - 03/28/09 05:52 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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haha marley
if they say its ok
otherwise im sworn to secrecy


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#411422 - 03/28/09 06:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Monstar had his picture taken once and lost his soul.
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#411423 - 03/28/09 06:40 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I think there was a thread where everyone lost their mind and starting posting pictures of themselves before Jeff stepped in to stop it because of the disturbing collection of faces reminded him too much of bukkake tuesdays at the jm studios.
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#411424 - 03/28/09 07:05 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
farewell and adieu Offline
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Quote:

Go ahead, I do not mind




Yes! Does this mean I will be getting an email fwd from Pretty?
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#411425 - 03/28/09 07:10 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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yes it does
i suppose a pic of monkey is too much to hope for?
sigh...
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#411426 - 03/28/09 07:38 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:


i suppose a pic of monkey is too much to hope for?
sigh...



Awww! I wanna see the Monkey too.
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#411427 - 03/28/09 07:40 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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nah
wont happen

next!
maybe we can destro to reveal himself lol
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#411428 - 03/28/09 07:43 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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How about anybody... Somebody... Show us your face...


(this is gonna get fixed isnt it, with "show us your tits"...)
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#411429 - 03/28/09 07:43 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Newports Offline
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Pretty has seen a picture of me, she just doesn't know it.

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#411430 - 03/28/09 07:45 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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oooooh now thats mysterious!
when where how who?
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#411431 - 03/28/09 07:58 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Newports Offline
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Eh, it's pretty anti-climatic. It's myspace of all places, we are friends on there. You aren't missing much.

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#411432 - 03/28/09 08:01 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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oh but you know im gonna go look
as soon as i remember my password lol
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#411433 - 03/28/09 08:01 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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and youre not fat silly



Quote:

Portly is a good word. At least more polite than " fat fuck".
I have lost about 40 pounds since getting back to the gym.
Also, I'm 37, so I do look younger.
You'd be describing me correctly.



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#411434 - 03/29/09 01:24 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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#411435 - 03/29/09 01:28 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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Does everyone on XPT think they're fat?
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#411436 - 03/29/09 01:31 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I know I'm not as wide a load as gyptard is.
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#411437 - 03/29/09 04:46 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

Does everyone on XPT think they're fat?




No, I'm not fat nor portly.
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#411438 - 03/29/09 07:37 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
backdoorman Offline
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Meh I could lose about 20 but I carry it fairly well I guess. Wish some of it would go to my pecker !
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#411439 - 03/29/09 12:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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I could lose about 70. Fitting into kids clothes is not enough, I wont give up until I fit into toddler sizes.
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#411440 - 03/29/09 12:35 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Wish some of it would go to my pecker !



On Oprah, a doc said, if a man loses 35 pounds they will gain an inch of penis. Look it up. LOL.

I don't like the word pecker it's got a kiddepornie tone to it. I prefer the term cock. Cawk, if I'm in Jersey.
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#411441 - 03/29/09 12:45 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Here is my picture, don't judge me. It's a gland problem.

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#411442 - 03/29/09 12:51 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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You mean, grand problem?

You're full of shit, that's not you.
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#411443 - 03/29/09 01:00 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
is it really you biff?
really really?


Quote:




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#411444 - 03/29/09 01:35 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

Quote:

Wish some of it would go to my pecker !



On Oprah, a doc said, if a man loses 35 pounds they will gain an inch of penis. Look it up. LOL.

I don't like the word pecker it's got a kiddepornie tone to it. I prefer the term cock. Cawk, if I'm in Jersey.



I could call it my willie but that takes us in a whole different direction.
I usually just say "dick" Sounds more guttural and potent !!!!
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#411445 - 03/29/09 03:16 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Quote:

I could call it my willie but that takes us in a whole different direction.



Yeah it makes sense, although it's still kiddiepornie. Boxworthy offense!





Quote:


I usually just say "dick" Sounds more guttural and potent !!!!



I don't call it "Dick" because I prefer that as a name for a kitten or a child.

PS. I just saw a pic of certain male poster and I must say . But it's a secret. I am really enjoying this thread it reminds me of my 3rd period Beginner's French class.
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#411446 - 03/29/09 05:00 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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i think on a whole, this thread has revealed that many of the xpt gus are brave picture sharing souls who were suprisingly NOT hypocritical and shared their pics - even if they only did it in PM
and thats totally cool

its understandable if they dont wanna post their pics in a thread
theyre not opting to be public figures or wanting to be seen


and ps- alot of you guys are cute!
i saw one of one hot old man whos right up my alley hehe
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#411447 - 03/29/09 06:20 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I wouldn't be able to use The Unknown Pervert if everyone knew what l looked like. I've also seen too many PMs screencapped into posts.
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#411448 - 03/29/09 06:39 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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yeah pervert, thats crappy and i wouldnt do that
but i see your point
what was rule number one?
oh yeah! we lie!

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#411449 - 03/29/09 07:01 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Newports Offline
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Quote:

PS. I just saw a pic of certain male poster and I must say .




Someone else had to send their picture then.

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#411450 - 03/29/09 07:05 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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a BUNCH did
youre cute shutup lol

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#411451 - 03/29/09 11:07 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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It's already here, so wtf.

(top) Willie, Monstar, Uncle Jeffy
(bottom) Burglar



I think that photo was taken right after Monstar said he didn't use the word "whore" too much, and Jeff was giving him some crap about that. IIRC, Jeff demonstrated this by going over to Missy Monroe, raised the back of his hand, and she crumbled to the floor like feta cheese.

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#411452 - 03/29/09 11:24 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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I've never seen Burg from behind. I thought that "back of the head roll" was a negro thing.

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#411453 - 03/30/09 09:13 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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You prick.

Curse Pretty for starting this thread and exposing the depth of unattractiveness shared by the male porn viewing population and XPT in particular. How embarrassing ....



Then again, whores dont really care what the guy looks like, so long as his hideousness doesnt fall below a certain minimum standard (see Gia Jerkins and her inability to Blow the Minion, yet able to cope with Arnold Schwarzenpecker, in what was otherwise the hottest cum gobbling scene ever). The size and thickness of his wad ( $$$$, not cum) is all they care about (or, alternatively, the strength and purity of his drugs.) That is why, being born crippled, i learned early on as long as I have certain levels of stuff, I can have as hott a chick as I want. AND...only when, how, where, doing what, and leaving when, I WANT.

In other words, by achieving what I have, I have made my hideousness irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

it is much harder for women/whores than it is for men. Looks/appearance means so much more for a chick than it does for a guy.

If you see a totally handsome, well off, physically perfect man with a skanky hag, or old bag, or fat cow of a woman, you seriously question the situation and perhaps assume he is a male gigolo or escort.

BUT....if you see a totally hott woman, a female goddess, with some schlep, or homely nerd, or tubby dude, it is not nearly as big a deal or noteworthy. We all will assume the guy is rich, or a doctor who writes the whore whatever prescription she wants. <Da Burglar sings "Is She really going out with him">:
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#411454 - 03/30/09 01:37 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Pretty is right, Tatty is sexy!
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#411455 - 03/30/09 01:48 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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^^ Oh good, I wasnt sure if we could say it openly. Isn't he fucking gorgeous?! In fact in gonna go diddle the skittle to tatty's pic right now...


So stranger Tatty, how about... You, me, and Rolling Rock?

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#411456 - 03/30/09 01:56 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Anyone have one of those Smartt dick pics for Pretty and this thread? That was the last time anyone posted such pics that wasn't in thee bIz
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#411457 - 03/30/09 02:03 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Cleetus, I sent you a friend request on myspace. I am hoping you have some pictures there. I can tell you're sexy.
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#411458 - 03/30/09 06:03 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I'm old
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#411459 - 03/30/09 06:18 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Da Burglar Offline
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Cleetus is one of the most well liked, good natured perverts in the XPT community. I would unconditionally buy him a Burger, a Beer and a Bimbo (for a 3 song set) if I ran/wheeled into him in a strip club.
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#411460 - 03/30/09 06:22 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Thanks Burg- you rule
It has been too long for me even setting foot in a titty bar. I'm too old for that too i guess

I haven't even thought about myspace since i changed my computer. Just found my password and logged in. I don't have any pics of myself on there though marley as it is the cleetus account. The saracen might find me if i linked that with real life
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#411461 - 03/30/09 06:34 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

It's already here, so wtf.

(top) Willie, Monstar, Uncle Jeffy
(bottom) Burglar



I think that photo was taken right after Monstar said he didn't use the word "whore" too much, and Jeff was giving him some crap about that. IIRC, Jeff demonstrated this by going over to Missy Monroe, raised the back of his hand, and she crumbled to the floor like feta cheese.





Hey willie, anyone ever tell you that you resemble a middle aged dick nasty? I dont have any pictures but ive been told by more than one person that I look like Argyle from the original die hard movie.
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#411462 - 03/30/09 10:53 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Hey willie, anyone ever tell you that you resemble a middle aged dick nasty? I dont have any pictures but ive been told by more than one person that I look like Argyle from the original die hard movie.



1. Sorry, Mike, I don't. I have much less grey hair than Dick Nasty. But I'm gonna enlist Doron to track you down all the same.

2. Who is "Argyle?" never heard of it.

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#411463 - 03/30/09 11:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Hey willie, anyone ever tell you that you resemble a middle aged dick nasty? I dont have any pictures but ive been told by more than one person that I look like Argyle from the original die hard movie.



1. Sorry, Mike, I don't. I have much less grey hair than Dick Nasty. But I'm gonna enlist Doron to track you down all the same.

2. Who is "Argyle?" never heard of it.




Yeah A younger version of dicky, like the connery's bond to his barbara walters beating women is ok interview. ONLY when they want to have the final word though.

Argyle is the guy from die hard.
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#411464 - 03/31/09 12:27 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Spunko Offline
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Quote:

Who is "Argyle?" never heard of it.





Limo driver from the first "Die Hard" movie.

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#411465 - 03/31/09 12:46 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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really, monkey?

ps Willie I think you resemble Matthew Lillard from that angle and facial expression...
I don't think its a bad thing either.


Edited by MarleyMason (03/31/09 12:55 AM)
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#411466 - 03/31/09 08:22 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
right?


Quote:

Pretty is right, Tatty is sexy!


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#411467 - 03/31/09 09:54 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Oh, I agree! WORD girl! You go! WOOOOHOOOO! Tatty's the sexiest thing on here, and I wanna run my hands down his...

(I sincerely hope my rage and jealousy are now apparent)

Tatty, when you read this, pm me and bequeeth unto me the secret of that chiseled studman upper body bullshiit you got goin' on. Bro, I gotta say, I'm about as strait as it gets, but if I had to blow a guy for crack money, you'd be on that very long list of guys I'd blow. (how do I KNOW that I just gave someone their signature?)

-Keep It Dirty

I'm smarmy enough, I'm perverted enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
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#411468 - 03/31/09 09:57 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
gia jordan Offline
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The fact that there's a long list as opposed to a short one is disturbing.
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#411469 - 03/31/09 01:10 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Price you pay for smokin' the Crack.
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#411470 - 04/05/09 12:48 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
tattypatty Offline
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an juss to update, here was the pic i put up on here for all to see after the Erotica LA thingy for everyone here. Gia knocked me for it, but I was happy I shed all the booze weight from my trip...



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Edited by tattypatty (04/05/09 12:49 AM)
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#411471 - 04/05/09 12:58 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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^^^ Were looking Tatty, don't worry.

Guys I've seen and remember:
Tatty
Freestylah
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#411472 - 04/05/09 01:13 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Claude Goddard Offline
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What's that scar on Tatty's back? A prison shiv?

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#411473 - 04/05/09 02:33 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
tattypatty Offline
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#411474 - 04/05/09 04:22 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Soopergrizz Offline
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Patty,

Do you have to cover the ink when you are waiting tables?

Some places are pretty strict ...
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#411475 - 04/05/09 05:15 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
tattypatty Offline
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For the wanna-be-hipster sushi place, no.
For the snazzy place with the piano, yes.
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#411476 - 04/05/09 05:18 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

For the wanna-be-hipster sushi place, no.



Do you work in Silverlake?
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#411477 - 04/05/09 06:19 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
tattypatty Offline
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Ha, No! But the night I got the panther tattoo in Silverlake I went to a really great sushi place down the street on Sunset. You fuckers near the ocean don't know how fucking good you have it. Way cheaper and fresher. In Vancouver they deliver it to your fucking house. Man do I hate being land-locked...
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#411478 - 04/06/09 12:42 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Claude Goddard Offline
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Quote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_fibrous_histiocytoma




Ah, thanks Tatty, I vaguely recalled this coming up in another thread but couldn't remember the details.

You shouldn't be so honest though, you could've made up some toughguy BS about it so I'd be afraid of you beating me up, like Eric.

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#411479 - 04/06/09 01:22 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
SuperDuperBored Offline
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Eh, anyone can see me on my myspace page... they just have to ask for the address.

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#411480 - 04/06/09 02:40 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Quote:

Ha, No! But the night I got the panther tattoo in Silverlake I went to a really great sushi place down the street on Sunset. You fuckers near the ocean don't know how fucking good you have it. Way cheaper and fresher. In Vancouver they deliver it to your fucking house. Man do I hate being land-locked...



I know a man, he's really awful nice... He isn't here...
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#411481 - 04/06/09 06:58 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Soopergrizz Offline
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Quote:

In Vancouver they deliver it to your fucking house.




They deliver more than just Sushi ...
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#411482 - 04/08/09 03:50 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Sho'nuff Offline
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Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
So how many did you end up getting to send send you pics?
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#411483 - 04/08/09 06:48 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
charin Offline
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I did, I did! Here's another:



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#411484 - 04/08/09 06:53 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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but Charin, you're wearing a helmet and we can't even see you!
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#411485 - 04/12/09 08:54 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
General Zod Offline
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Loc: Phantom Zone
Here's my pic:

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#411486 - 04/13/09 03:55 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Sho'nuff Offline
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Posts: 554
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See what you did right there? You tried to make a funny, but unfortunately we all really believe that is you.

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#411487 - 04/13/09 04:00 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
omg @ the spidey underoos!
and look what homies packin in those things lol
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#411488 - 04/13/09 04:04 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
I'm really disappointed in the gilded dice guy. Maybe I got my hopes too high because I was so amused by the dice?
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#411489 - 04/13/09 04:18 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

an juss to update, here was the pic i put up on here for all to see after the Erotica LA thingy for everyone here. Gia knocked me for it, but I was happy I shed all the booze weight from my trip...







why you take pictures of yourself doing that?

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#411490 - 04/13/09 04:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
^^^
Haven't you been friends with people who are heavily into lifting weights and fitness and exercise and so on?

Taking this kind of picture is pretty normal for dudes like that. You know, vanity?

Plus, I think he first posted it when he was talking about the gnarly scar.

No worries tatty, but I have to admit pics like this are a little gay.


EDIT: Reread about why the picture was posted. Yeah, vanity. If it had been me I would have drawn attention to the scar tissue.
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#411491 - 04/13/09 04:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
charin Offline
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He's got a right to be proud of the work he's done, as long as he doesn't plaster it everywhere. I don't think it's gay, either, anymore than me watching guys play baseball.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#411492 - 04/13/09 04:42 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Ewwwww! You watch BASEBALL?!?!?!




















...fag.

-Keep It Dirty

...gotta run, golf just came on the tube.
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#411493 - 04/13/09 04:42 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

I don't think it's gay, either, anymore than me watching guys play baseball.




I don't mean gay exactly.

Just that from what I know of the world of male fitness is also filled with a kind of male vanity that I associate with gay males. Nothing wrong with being fit but have you ever seen a "muscle" magazine? It's toned dudes showing off how toned they are and those magazines are not aimed at being "jack off" material for women. Just saying it has some homo overtones.

But as for your baseball reference, I got nothing. I have never understood organized sports or sports fans.

So in tatty's case just realize I didn't mean anything serious by it, I was just poking a friendly insult his way. He'll understand.

And I agree that he has a right to be proud of his fitness.
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#411494 - 04/13/09 08:49 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

I'm really disappointed in the gilded dice guy. Maybe I got my hopes too high because I was so amused by the dice?




So sorry but I only use my grade A material for Miss Gia, my muse, and then it will most likely be in a PM.
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#411495 - 04/13/09 09:02 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

I'm really disappointed in the gilded dice guy. Maybe I got my hopes too high because I was so amused by the dice?




So sorry but I only use my grade A material for Miss Gia, my muse, and then it will most likely be in a PM.




Buy me stuff.
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#411497 - 04/13/09 09:26 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43

G, do you have a wish list on Amazon so fans can buy you things? How about a link?
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#411498 - 04/13/09 09:31 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Buy me stuff.




How's about a cab ride home?
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#411499 - 04/13/09 09:34 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I have a car. Why would I take a cab?
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#411500 - 04/13/09 09:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




To have sex like Angie Dickinson in Dressed to Kill
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#411501 - 04/13/09 11:36 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Posts: 373
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"And I agree that he has a right to be proud of his fitness."

Word, word, word, and mothafuckin' W O R D ! As you all know, I was both fat and Amish (lol Amish, sooo funny!). No, but for real, I was 217lbs, and I'm 147 now. I will admit to losing the majority of the weight on just diet alone, but the last 30lbs or so was diet AND exercise. I look better than I ever have in my life now, and I'm not even CLOSE to where I want to be. I'm stronger, faster, lighter, and healthier with WAAYYY more stamina, but it's fuckin' hard fuckin' work. No pain no gain indeed, and sexual orientation aside, Tatty looks fuckin' good with his shirt off, and I hope to meet or beat a physique like that soon.

-Keep It Dirty

...for the record, I was kidding. I would not blow Tatty for crack. Nothin' against Tatty, I just don't do crack.
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#411502 - 04/13/09 11:55 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




Can I drive your car and pretend its the Mach 5 from Speed Racer or maybe I can pretend I'm Racer X!!!
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#411503 - 04/14/09 09:24 AM Re: so do any of the guys on here
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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How about you pretend you're Gilles Villeneuve and you're at the 1982 Belgian Grand Prix.
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#411504 - 04/14/09 01:21 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Quote:

I have a car. Why would I take a cab?




Can I drive your car and pretend its the Mach 5 from Speed Racer or maybe I can pretend I'm Racer X!!!




pokemon forum


GO GO GO....

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#411505 - 04/14/09 06:51 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

How about you pretend you're Gilles Villeneuve and you're at the 1982 Belgian Grand Prix.




Hey! Don't besmirch the memory of Gilles. You could've just gone for the easy one and singled out a retard like Dale Earnhardt.

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#411506 - 04/14/09 07:03 PM Re: so do any of the guys on here
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Jaysus Hicks...you had to go Earnhardt?. The next logical step in the F1 equation was Senna. Damn.
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