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Dear Christina,

I only just started posting here, but I guess people already are giving me low ratings, I'm only 2 stars now and I know some people gave me 5s because I was a 5 the first couple days. I'm sad. How do I get more stars?

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Thanks schmanks, bend over and drop your pants!

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HELP ME!!!

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Dear Christina,

Now that the awful crack ogre sammura is banned yet again will xxxpt ever get back to normal?

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Dear Christina,

two questions for you.

1. are you a natural blonde?

2. does smartt smell like horse shit?

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Hey, the answer to the first question is no, im not a natural blonde and i have never been in the same room as smartt at the same time, thankfully. Fingers and toes crossed that i never will be either.

I got a private message from someone asking the best sleeping postion for good back support, so i took the liberty to have a photo of me showing the best sleeping postion to relieve pressure off you back. enjoy

XXX OOO Xtina.

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Dear Christina,

I see a tattoo peeking out from behind your panties (yes I am staring that closely). Can you tell me what it is?

Since you are already tatted and pierced up I was wondering when you will start your stripping/porn career?

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Thanks for the question sweetie, its of a red chilli, because im hot and spicy. . I don't have any real desire to strip or do porn, monkey likes the fact he is the only penis getting into the xtina canyon. Women are good though, if i was to do it i think i would be an all girl performer,

XXX OOO Xtina. I have enclosed a little picture of myself in my over the top tasteless blue top, hope you like.

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Dear Christina,

Some say the monkey is Chico Wang, others say Fayner, and still more say Taylor Rain. You know the monkey well, will you tell us all? Please?

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NICE. Sorry xtina is not at liberty to say.


(whispers mike tyson)

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Dude, say (s)he's not Taylor.

If so, take care of Bandit.

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Dude even that has freaked me out, imagine if i was taylor rain.

If that turned out to be the truth how many people would that fuck up for life?. Monkey is taylor rain, some people wouldn't be able to recover.

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I don't think there is any way that Monkey is a female- the sense of humor is too manly ( unless you were that decent looking Jewish comedian chick whose name I forget- but she is cool though- c'mon you know who i'm thinking of)

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I don't think there is any way that Monkey is a female- the sense of humor is too manly ( unless you were that decent looking Jewish comedian chick whose name I forget- but she is cool though- c'mon you know who i'm thinking of)

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Shit, now you're getting warmer, im not Sarah Silverman though.

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LOL- you bastard I knew you would know who I was thinking of- you may be a clone

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Dear Christina,

Will all this hate on sammura take away hate from smarTTboy? Can this board keep this much hate up for very long? Will BGOL finally ban sammura as well?

Thanks

PS How much would it take to fuck your tits or just jerk off on them?

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I am asking this on behalf of a female friend who happens to be in the army, she loves the camouflage green but wants to still look sexy for her partner, can you pose in anything that can incorporate both, is it possible to look distant and sexy at the same time too?. Love on behalf of baja's female army friend.

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Thanks for the question, first off i would like to thank your friend for her service to this country and the world. I think the following picture helps answer all 4 parts of your question


xxxooo xtina lead singer of the kitty kats (with a k)

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Dear Christina,

1. Whats your sexual preference? Are you into men? Women? Both?


2. When are you going to be in a more professional photo shoot? (the wrinkled bed sheet backdrop has got to go)

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Thanks for the question

1. I don't really have a preference. I mean it changes back and forth day to day, some days you feel like an apple and others a orange.

2. Well all the photos are done at the smelly monkey productions offices and as a lot of you know he is anti any and everything jill kelly productions and a big focus in all their stuff is exotic backdrops , so monkey tends to do the complete opposite to what JK is doing, besides he says the photo should be all about the girl and not whats behind her. Although i would love a free trip to fiji, or somewhere exotic.

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Dear christina, im an avid runner but i have noticed that i have been getting a stiffness in my groin, i have tried stretching it normally but i can't quite stretch out the muscle that is causes me the most problems, do you have any suggestions or solutions to this problem?, thanks baja.

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Thanks for the question baja, before i became the supermodel i am now i used to be quite a distance runner myself and here is a stretch that i found helped with what seems to be bothering you. (as pictured below),


XXX OOO Xtina.

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Dear Christina,

Why the silent treatment on the board?

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I have a question or two for you miss Christina. 1. What is your prediction on the Lockwood / Wankus fight? 2. Will I make it to heaven?

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Hi sweetie, the wankus/ lockwood fight will end in a draw. As for question 2 some people say heaven is on earth if you look hard enough. I don't believe those people but what i do believe is that i can make mismatching panties and bra work, see.

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Cristina, this is Cytheria. I have real sensitive feet. Do you know a quick cure for plantars warts?

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Recently, while in L.A. for business, I stopped by the world famous Pink's for a hot dog and was accosted in an inappropriate sexual manner. As I was leaving, a strange looking chubby man with a fu manchu mustache, bleached hairtips, a red bandana and a sleeveless Dolphins shirt grabbed my crotch. Because I had four chili cheese dogs in my hand, I was unable to pry his hands loose. I was mortified and helpless. Before I could scream for help, the man jumped into a running car driven by a woman who sort of resembled Howie Long.

So my question is this; should I contact the authorities or just let it go? I feel the shame of telling my story to the police may be too much for me to handle. Please Christina, help me.

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