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#411226 - 03/28/09 08:48 AM shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	pics & story
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#411227 - 03/28/09 11:29 AM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Anonymous Unregistered	that is Alpha Bitch's trick! she deserved it...it wasnt even Gucci.
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#411228 - 03/28/09 12:06 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7598 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	This man is a hero. _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#411229 - 03/28/09 12:08 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I don't see the problem. Its not like he was beating a person or a dog. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#411230 - 03/28/09 12:43 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	I really feel for the dude. Who hasn't had a date go sour on them? Clearly, the bitch stepped out of line. And you can tell from the condition of her face that he didn't let things get out of hand. He had a good thing going with those commercials too. He could have been richer than Billy Mays and that jackass from Ronco. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#411231 - 03/28/09 12:45 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	"You're going to love my nuts." _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#411232 - 03/28/09 12:50 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	Quote: "You're going to love my nuts." ha ha, thank you, yes! i didn't want to be the one to make that joke.
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#411233 - 03/28/09 01:05 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I think that I seen this dude 4-5 years ago selling shammies at one of those street fairs that happens in the summer around the NYU area.
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#411234 - 03/28/09 01:09 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: I really feel for the dude. Who hasn't had a date go sour on them? Clearly, the bitch stepped out of line. And you can tell from the condition of her face that he didn't let things get out of hand. He had a good thing going with those commercials too. He could have been richer than Billy Mays and that jackass from Ronco. He could never beat the Potato Peeler Guy.
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#411235 - 03/28/09 01:11 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: I think that I seen this dude 4-5 years ago selling shammies at one of those street fairs that happens in the summer around the NYU area. What a coincidence. I saw him too. He was wearing a blue shirt. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#411236 - 03/28/09 01:17 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in face
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I think that I seen this dude 4-5 years ago selling shammies at one of those street fairs that happens in the summer around the NYU area. What a coincidence. I saw him too. He was wearing a blue shirt. I think it was navy blue or dark blue, he also had somekind of a baseball cap. The shammie thing was orange colored and I remember how I was surprised about how much water it absorbed.
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#411237 - 03/28/09 01:26 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: Quote: I think that I seen this dude 4-5 years ago selling shammies at one of those street fairs that happens in the summer around the NYU area. What a coincidence. I saw him too. He was wearing a blue shirt. I think it was navy blue or dark blue, he also had somekind of a baseball cap. The shammie thing was orange colored and I remember how I was surprised about how much water it absorbed. The product tester on Good Morning America used, among other popular products, a shamwow. It didn't perform as well as advertised. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#411238 - 03/28/09 01:29 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I think that I seen this dude 4-5 years ago selling shammies at one of those street fairs that happens in the summer around the NYU area. What a coincidence. I saw him too. He was wearing a blue shirt. I think it was navy blue or dark blue, he also had somekind of a baseball cap. The shammie thing was orange colored and I remember how I was surprised about how much water it absorbed. The product tester on Good Morning America used, among other popular products, a shamwow. It didn't perform as well as advertised. I think it was a Super Shammy or a Miracle Shammy. Maybe there should be a Panzer Shammy? With a slogan "It'l clean your ass!!!".
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#411239 - 03/28/09 01:46 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	theyre gonna have to change the name to the sham pow lol whyd she bite his tongue? thats terrible! _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#411240 - 03/28/09 01:48 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	or how bout the sham wont? _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#411241 - 03/28/09 02:38 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Am I the only person who had to google because I didn't know what a shamwow is or who the shamwow guy is? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#411242 - 03/28/09 02:49 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7598 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	yes. Yes you are.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#411243 - 03/28/09 03:04 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I don't watch tv. I just catch episodes of stuff when it hits the internet the next day. Or I watch Metalocalypse at my friend's house. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#411244 - 03/28/09 03:07 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Am I the only person who had to google because I didn't know what a shamwow is or who the shamwow guy is? I googled him too. Now show your toes.
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#411246 - 03/28/09 03:33 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I had a crush on this asshole since day one. I wasn't sure why. Now I knOw. ps. If Panzer had invented the ShamWow! it would be called ShamPoo!... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411247 - 03/28/09 03:36 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I think underwear that he never has to change would be a more likely adaptation of a shammy cloth for Panzie. _________________________
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#411248 - 03/28/09 03:39 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: I had a crush on this asshole since day one. I wasn't sure why. Now I knOw. So because he abuses women your 'crush' is validated. You're a fine example for your children and a credit to your sex. Please kill yourself before which ever abusive boyfriend you happen to be fucking decides to beat your kids when he's finished with you. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#411249 - 03/28/09 03:40 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I think he looks like Ryan Gaycrest. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#411250 - 03/28/09 03:43 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: I had a crush on this asshole since day one. I wasn't sure why. Now I knOw. So because he abuses women your 'crush' is validated. You're a fine example for your children and a credit to your sex. Please kill yourself before which ever abusive boyfriend you happen to be fucking decides to beat your kids when he's finished with you. Yeah, yeah, whatever Darrah. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411251 - 03/28/09 03:44 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Yeah, yeah, whatever Darrah. Nice comeback, mom of the year. Can't find anything to defend your retarded comments eh? At least you acknowledge what a waste of air you really are. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#411252 - 03/28/09 04:10 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Yeah, yeah, whatever Darrah. Nice comeback, mom of the year. Can't find anything to defend your retarded comments eh? At least you acknowledge what a waste of air you really are. No need to defend anything, this coming from the guy who makes gas chamber jokes. For a male on a porn forum you sure ARE uptight. <3, Mother Of The Year ps. YOUR obsession IS unhealthy... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411253 - 03/28/09 04:20 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: ps. YOUR obsession IS unhealthy... You know I love you baby _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#411254 - 03/29/09 02:47 AM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^ Yeah, I knew already. You love her too right? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411255 - 03/29/09 08:03 AM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: You love her too right? Actually, she's my least favorite Golden Girl. My order goes as follows: Sophia, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#411256 - 03/29/09 12:39 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Are you a Stan Zbornak fan? I am not, but I pitty the pathetic loser. How do you feel about The G.Girls mothering skills? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411257 - 03/29/09 12:47 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: I had a crush on this asshole since day one. I wasn't sure why. Now I knOw. ps. If Panzer had invented the ShamWow! it would be called ShamPoo!... Come out to PA...I'll slap you around and treat you like crap while trying to sell you a shammie. That's right! Buy the FiendSham for only 19.95 but thats not all....I'll throw in a black eye, a split lip and load of cum for free....all for only 19.95. You can use the FiendSham to clean yourself up after I humilate and defile you. Its so absorbent it absorbs that pesky DNA evidence. Call now while supplies last! _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#411258 - 03/29/09 12:55 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Pics? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411259 - 03/29/09 02:18 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Quote: Pics? Read the OP? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#411260 - 03/29/09 05:30 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Are you a Stan Zbornak fan? I am not, but I pitty the pathetic loser. How do you feel about The G.Girls mothering skills? Not a huge fan of his, but honestly the fact that every time he shows up he says "Hi, it's me, Stan", irritates me more than anything else he does. Blanche was the only bad mother in the group. Far too narcissistic and involved in her own shit to take care of her kids... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#411261 - 03/29/09 05:33 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	In high school, whenever the prof would get longwinded, my best friend Bobby would pass me a note saying "Picture it. Sicily. 1932..." That was long before text messaging. Ah man, that was some funny shit. I still have some of our notes saved at my Dad's. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#411262 - 03/29/09 05:48 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Are you a Stan Zbornak fan? I am not, but I pitty the pathetic loser. How do you feel about The G.Girls mothering skills? Not a huge fan of his, but honestly the fact that every time he shows up he says "Hi, it's me, Stan", irritates me more than anything else he does. YES I fucking hated that shit too. URGHHHH! But it was kind of sad when they did that X-mas episode and he was in the homeless shelter. Just a little sad. Quote: Blanche was the only bad mother in the group. Far too narcissistic and involved in her own shit to take care of her kids... You and B better get that bitch then... @ Gia, I love "Picture it...". Estelle Getty was great. My son named one of his Imaginext dinosaurs "Astell". Has there ever been a "The Golden Girls" thread here. I think it would be great to move this conversation thre. Gigi loved the Golden Girls too. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411263 - 03/29/09 08:19 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: My son named one of his Imaginext dinosaurs "Astell". Is it one of the ones with the "penis trigger"? _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#411264 - 03/29/09 10:09 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^Oh, my! No we don't have that one. His cousins do, but I never noticed that. That's good right? My kid got out of the dino phase quick. I like them more than he does. He prefers Spider-Man now. [anti-static] [/anti-static] _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#411265 - 03/30/09 07:06 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Shamwow: Attachments 398832-ShamWow1.jpg (2 downloads)
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#411266 - 03/30/09 07:15 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Super Shammy
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#411267 - 03/30/09 07:22 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	I wish a hooker would beat you Panzeretard. _________________________
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#411268 - 03/30/09 07:42 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	But wait, there's more!!!: Billy Mays bloopers Billy Mays falls on floor Billy Mays falls into bathtub Billy Mays has trouble and says shit
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#411269 - 03/30/09 08:08 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: I wish a hooker would beat you Panzeretard. Since when would Panzer spring for a hooker? What is he going to do, barter the price down to 25 cuff links and a pencil sketch of said hooker with a submarine conning tower up her ass? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#411270 - 03/30/09 08:35 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Besides if he sprang for one that's exactly what it would be for after the enema of course. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#411271 - 03/30/09 08:41 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
ragnaroknroll Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/22/08 Posts: 109 Loc: A seedy den of moral turpitude	Considering his kinks Panzer would only go for German hookers anywhere. More likely to indulge him _________________________ $10 says some dude's gonna make a cum shot montage of her to Candle in the Wind - Cum Stains
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#411272 - 03/31/09 12:59 AM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist http://gawker.com/5190402/the-hooker+beating-shamwow-guy-is-a-renegade-ex+scientologist?skyline=true&s=x _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#411273 - 03/31/09 11:57 AM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Fuckin' hookers. Attachments 398979-beat up shamwow girl72.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#411274 - 03/31/09 12:17 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Fuckin' hookers. Like I said before, the condition of her face shows that Shamwow guy didn't let things get out of hand. She could have gotten herself killed for that shit. Next time she'll know not to bite a johns tongue and he'll know it's best to run things past your whore during a first encounter. ("Mind if I put my tongue in your ass?" etc). Lessons learned all around. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#411275 - 03/31/09 01:07 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	It's seems like Vince has a hatred for the whores. For all we know he's on XPT, maybe he's Bornyo or Jim B, lol. Actually Jeff just pointed out to me that's it's Have2cit. Maybe he can hook us up with some free slap-chops. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#411276 - 03/31/09 01:22 PM Re: shamwow douche arrested for beating hooker in
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	my balls are bigger than that
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