Dear Christina,

I know we have spoken about this in the past, but I think it's worth rehashing so here goes. You know the Monkey very well can you tell me his identity? I am actually hoping that he is none other than our midget mod Gen Padova that way when the truth is finally revealed jrv and smartt will kill themselves by gargling broken glass. TIA for your help in this matter and congratulations on the blessed event.

P. S. better not tell maged.