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It's seems like Vince has a hatred for the whores. For all we know he's on XPT, maybe he's Bornyo or Jim B, lol. Actually Jeff just pointed out to me that's it's Have2cit. Maybe he can hook us up with some free slap-chops.

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I say Bornyo.

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She's fucking gorgeous! With the right clothes, and depending on her demeanor, I think she could price herself as 1K/hr. Also, it wasn't specified if that 1K was for an hour, a few hours, or all night.

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Fuckin' hookers.

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I'm assuming the red stuff in her hair is blood

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Fuckin' hookers.

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I'm assuming the red stuff in her hair is blood

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$1000 makes sense if he met her at a Miami strip club while she was dancing. You always pay a premium for after shift "extras" from dancers. They get to charge retail prices (as opposed to wholesale escort rates).

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She's fucking gorgeous! With the right clothes, and depending on her demeanor, I think she could price herself as 1K/hr. Also, it wasn't specified if that 1K was for an hour, a few hours, or all night.

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He picked her up in a nightclub, so I'm assuming she works out of there. No agent or agency. As for hooker pricing I think we should wait for DaBurg to chime in. Considering she nearly bit his tongue off though, I'd say her demeanor is just this side of bat shit crazy.

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I dunno about "gorgeous" Gian Jerkins....granted, with certain adjustments and a little work (especially if the work is done by a objective, knowledgeable fixer-upper with whore-savvy, like yourself) she could be a decent whore-for-hire. But that is such a wide open and nebulous concept and area of concern. Being a good, successful whore depends on SOOOOO many things, and there are soooooo many definitions and variations of "successful" ......You could have a woman who looks like Angelina Jolie or Heidi Klum as a whore (in places like Eastern Eurooe or other countries where poverty & prosperity hold sway in pendulum-like swings), but who is a total BITCH and acts like a Dead fish, making the experience for the guy a total crapola-fest, it wont matter what she charges, how much or how little, she FAILS as a Ho .....

On the other hand, you could have a woman who is just Average looking, or slightly above average (what I think this Miss Shamwow chick qualifies as, from my current objective NON-intoxicated, NON-havent-jerked-off-in 5-or-more-days perspective.) She could be pretty but slightly FAT.....or have a rockin Body but a slightly jankity face.... If such a chick is a total SLUT, a cum guzzling, cum LOVING nymphomaniac, who is fun, enthusiastic, truly loves sex and fucking strange men for money, then she will SUCCEED as a whore and then some.....

The point of this relational analysis? Hooker pricing (and availability and quality) is by and large as unique and variegated as Fingerprints. More often than not, in Spur-of-the-moment pickups (what this encounter seemed to be)....what whores CHOOSE to charge, and what guys CHOOSE to pay, is a function of the girl's desperation and motivation and quality and mindset (at that moment)...and the guy's desires (i.e. what holes he wants to plug and where he wants to splooge on the girl) and how much $$$ he has access to and wants to spend, and a not-to-be-overlooked measure of what the GUY himself looks like and brings to the table for the girl to see and enjoy.

But to answer Have2cit's query, in this case I would say Snow White the whore was in "Passive Whore Mode" at the club and just happened to run into the 44 year old Manic Depressed Pitchman....she probably works via a very COMMON method of today's typical average whore: A combination of working with one, or several, escort agencies, a handful of regular clients for whom she "does it", a trickling of referrals from some of her regulars...and the periodic random pickup in a club such as what happened with "Shammy". She doesnt look like the type who would have her own website or her own stand-alone business.

I would say the $1000 bucks "Shammy Davis Junior" paid this Blond Broken Bimbo was for a "multi-POP Hour" session/encounter: What that means is Mr. Sham_Whoa and "Snow Welt" would have wound up having something like a 90 minute session during which he fucks her ONCE and splooges in the condom; fucks her again and pulls out and SNAPs the condom off and tries to frantically position himself and his weiner to splooge on her face but gets tripped up by the overstuffed Hotel Couch Cushions and only gets it on her titties; And then, determinded to fulfill his "NEED" to see his cum on a whore's face before he passes out for the night, he finishes the session with a throat fucking/gag factor sequence with the whore on the bed, and pulls out and jerks off into her nostrils as she is upside down hanging off the edge of the bed. BUT ALAS, it wasnt meant to be.....


The reason he didnt get more time committment from the whore up front is due to his appearance, the chick just wasnt into his total lack of cuteness. Trust me, if you are cute, or charming or otherwise pleasant in the eyes of the whore, she wont be averse to rounding up or out the time and $$$$ slightly in your favor.

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Once again you've wowed the crowd with your reading comprehension skills.

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The article didn't specify what type of "club" he met her in.

Please don't try to have me "shunned" again, geek. I'm begging!

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Please show us where it says strip club instead of nightclub. Show us where it says she's a stripper not a prostitute. I don't remember reading that, bitch.

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Exactly dum dum. A nightrclub or club could be a strip club. Someone busted for prostitution who works as a stripper is not necessarily going to be identified as a stripper. Next time I'll try to dumb it down for you.

Now get back to making your charts and graphs of all posters.

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$1000 makes sense if he met her at a Miami strip club while she was dancing. You always pay a premium for after shift "extras" from dancers. They get to charge retail prices (as opposed to wholesale escort rates).

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POST WHERE HAVE@SHIT TRIES TO MAKE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING -

Please show us where it says strip club instead of nightclub. Show us where it says she's a stripper not a prostitute. I don't remember reading that, bitch.

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POST WHERE HAVE2SHIT TRIES TO PROJECT HIS OWN READING COMPREHENSION PROBLEM ONTO OTHERS -

Once again you've wowed the crowd with your reading comprehension skills.

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you mean like "IF" you had a sense of humor, all of this stuff wouldn't fly over your head like the gallons of cum you yank out of strange peni?

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Yes, like Einstein, you're hundreds of years ahead of your time. Few people on this board are sophisticated enough to catch the subtle nuances in your "where does it say it was a strip club" monologue.


Again, can I get a copy of my charts and graphs for February 2008?

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Well in all fairness "everyone" but you seem to catch on.

Here's your chart:



Your faggotry rose exponetially until you reached the Full On Fag level about the 10th.

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Am I the only person who had to google because I didn't know what a shamwow is or who the shamwow guy is?

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No, I never heard of this guy or the shit he petals either however hes ok in my book. Beating whores is good for the soul.

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C'mon Have-shit, it took 10 seconds to make that mock up. You're holding back. I want the real charts and graphs with all of your figures, right down to the decimal point.

Your XPT charts for 1 month alone would have to be thicker than your copy of "Meeting Women For Dummies: The Geek Edition".

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No, I never heard of this guy or the shit he petals

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L.A. Unified school district everyone, let's hear it ....

Jeffrey is still wealthier than me....

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L.A. Unified school district

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