Quote: I had a crush on this asshole since day one. I wasn't sure why. Now I knOw.
ps. If Panzer had invented the ShamWow! it would be called ShamPoo!...
Come out to PA...I'll slap you around and treat you like crap while trying to sell you a shammie.
That's right! Buy the FiendSham for only 19.95 but thats not all....I'll throw in a black eye, a split lip and load of cum for free....all for only 19.95. You can use the FiendSham to clean yourself up after I humilate and defile you. Its so absorbent it absorbs that pesky DNA evidence. Call now while supplies last!