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#41124 - 05/09/05 04:05 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Christina, did you have some work done under the hood? Your tits seem to have gotten bigger.





Sorry honey, all real. Check out the picture they sink , fakes float. Like sandra bullock movies.



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#41125 - 05/11/05 05:45 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Dear Christina,

I am thankful for many things. The most important being Dave Chapelle. Not only has he made it fashionable for me to call another man a bitch, but he has made it possible for white guys to use the word "nigger" (that's right, I said it).

What are you thankful for?

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#41126 - 10/23/05 07:09 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for you
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(sorry this is monkey, i had to edit out her last name, she sometimes forgets what world we live in, kyoto still lingers in the shadows)


Hello boys, sorry for the long break, i just had my first child, hes a healthy boy jermajesty paige frankston tr*****. I'm sure you guys have a whole load of problems that you might need help answering, im all ears and so is jermajesty, ain't you (wow he just spit up, so cute )

I know i look a little heavier, this was taken 6 weeks after giving birth, thank god for billy blanks.



Edited by smelly monkey (10/23/05 07:10 AM)
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#41127 - 10/23/05 09:17 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Congratulations Christina,

Breastfeeding or formula for jermajesty?

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#41128 - 10/23/05 10:53 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Hello again Christina. You look wonderful and congratulations.

To get right to it, I'm very conflicted. You see, I've recently acquired a taste for rough sex. I never thought I could be that kind of person, and quite frankly, I'm a little embarrassed. I guess watching all those Brandon Iron videos brought out the beast in me, lol.

My friends say violence that occurs during sex is okay. I want to believe them, and I think I do, but I just wanted a woman's opinion before I proceed.

So what I'm really asking is this: If I kick my girl in the face with a pair of steel-toe Doc Martens while she's naked and on her knees in front of me, that would be okay, right?

Thanks in advance for your words of wisdom.
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#41129 - 10/24/05 06:43 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Dear Christina,

I know we have spoken about this in the past, but I think it's worth rehashing so here goes. You know the Monkey very well can you tell me his identity? I am actually hoping that he is none other than our midget mod Gen Padova that way when the truth is finally revealed jrv and smartt will kill themselves by gargling broken glass. TIA for your help in this matter and congratulations on the blessed event.

P. S. better not tell maged.

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#41130 - 10/24/05 06:57 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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P. P. S. jrv + smartt + gargling broken glass =

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#41131 - 10/25/05 04:12 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Registered: 10/24/05
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watching bradon's videos would give you a taste for more than just 'rough' sex lol

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#41132 - 02/28/06 11:18 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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#41133 - 08/15/06 01:15 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Killer thread. I miss all the pics.



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#41134 - 08/16/06 07:46 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Killer thread. I miss all the pics.







We kinda lost touch, she married this russian pimp guy 25 years her senior that i was totally against and told her as much, he wasn't a good dude, he had a strong resemblance to veteran actor of both stage and screen mr julian sands



But she said she loved him and that i was wrong so it soured our relationship (as friends), turns out my instincts were right as i received a message on my voicemail a few months later from christina who said that her husband was trafficking her as a sex slave up through Uruguay and threatening to kill her if she tried to run away, she pleaded for my help but at the time i was returning "a time to kill" to my blockbuster video/dvd store and was unable to field the call to get the appropriate info to attempt a life saving mission in the hopes of allowing her the chance to put the pieces to her life back together and further her promising career as a nude model.


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#41135 - 08/16/06 09:50 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
Bornyo Offline
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Well damn, that sucks. If you hear from her again ask her if she knows how I can get squirrels out of my attic.

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#41136 - 08/22/06 10:33 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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#41137 - 11/06/06 07:25 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Christina, will you introduce me to Quinne?


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#41138 - 11/06/06 06:43 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Christina, will you introduce me to Quinne?





Is someone 8 months pregnant?. It looks like someone needs to add a gym membership to her registry for the fanboys to buy her.
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#41139 - 05/09/07 03:42 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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To hell with Darth, I'm asking my questions here.

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#41140 - 05/09/07 03:47 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Hey! I remember this thread! I should've signed up earlier for this one.
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#41141 - 06/25/07 11:14 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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I think Christina's selling T-shirts.




I'll take two.


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#41142 - 07/13/07 06:16 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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I doubt the link will last. Save it while you can.

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#41143 - 07/13/07 08:22 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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#41144 - 07/14/07 10:25 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for y
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Krochus, your avatar rocks but your blue box doesn't.
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#562823 - 08/11/12 09:56 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for you [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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It's a low-down, dirty shame...


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#566374 - 09/09/12 02:00 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for you [Re: Bornyo]
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I have gone back and forth on how to feel about this, and i've decided that its salvageable, the issue her is her thighs (obviously), but her face is in good shape, there doesn't appear to be any excessive drug or alcohol damage, cheeks aren't sunken, so its either a bad diet (possible) or a loose kid or two (unfortunately this is more than likely), its just a firming up job, a thigh master for an hour a night 3-4 times a week for 3-4 months and doing an hour or so on a treadmill a few times a week should get her into form.


I say buy if the price is right, she has some life yet.
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#566389 - 09/09/12 05:02 AM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for you [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Somewhat off topic, but it came up in conversation recently: This is about what I'd expect Ceara's ballooned into. Anyway, ain't no amount of toning going to fix that without some plastic surgeon getting rid of the excess skin, and that inflates the price beyond reason.

Edited to add: And what's with that... ummm... blotch on her right side, between the fat folds? Is that a tat or some South American attempt at hiding an appendectomy scar?


Edited by J.B. (09/09/12 05:16 AM)

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#654635 - 11/12/21 02:10 PM Re: Have a problem?, let christina answer it for you [Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Registered: 01/13/20
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Stumbled on this today, and thought I'd seen her mentioned here.

Christinamodel does G-G softcore porn.

http://en.nyuu.info/v/s://www.youjizz.com/videos/christina-model---tub-37556811.html/title/Christina%20Model%20-%20Tub%20[30:11x360p]

Below that video will be several other of her videos


Edited by CharlieYup (11/12/21 02:12 PM)
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