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properly = holding the back of my head, not letting me run from the cock, etc.

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Ok, my unsignificant other sometimes is too tired to do this, long work day or just waking up, the ol' morning wood, you know, so he just lays there. Hold your own head up, lazy!

The latter is sexual assault, no?

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I hate when guys say "no hands" during a scene. Just let me stroke dammit!

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Or maybe he thinks you outta keep your hands in sight, Mrs. Bobbit.