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#410981 - 03/27/09 12:42 PM Automatic Turd Exctractor
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What do you think about the Automatic Turd Extractor? It is like a vacuum that extracts shit thru a hose.

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#410982 - 03/27/09 12:46 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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I think it would help clear your head.

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#410983 - 03/27/09 01:38 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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I think that this thing can stand next to the Enema Samovar.

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#410984 - 03/27/09 01:42 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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Panzer, you would suck the turd out of a tranny's ass for a tie clip.


Edited by Fiend (03/27/09 01:42 PM)
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#410985 - 03/27/09 03:12 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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#410986 - 03/27/09 03:42 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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I think it would help clear your head.




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#410987 - 03/27/09 04:14 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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That fucken kid is panzerturd type numb.
Excellent B.
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#410988 - 03/27/09 04:56 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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Holy shit, what the hell is going on here????





That poor Cat....look how dejected the cat is Immediately after his attack; you can see the cat turning his head away in shame ... "Oh man, how will I ever face the other neighborhood cats, when they see I couldnt even make the little prick cry? I should have really scratched him on some non-vital area like his forehead instead of just threatening to, cuz now I will never get another chance!"
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#410989 - 03/27/09 05:42 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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The cat turned in protection of the flank Burg.
Its animals instinct realized the victim for what it was and it simply turned in hopes of dealing death on a more worthy foe.
There's no human honor to be found here.

Point= PUSSY.
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#410990 - 03/28/09 01:52 AM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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I fucking LOVE IT B!, but you forgot your little disclaimer.



ps. The .GIF would have been ALOT cooler if baby Freestylah was in it instead.

Kitty =

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#410991 - 03/28/09 03:37 AM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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#410992 - 03/28/09 09:29 AM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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This is not "What are you reading?" thread.

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#410993 - 03/28/09 10:15 AM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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So this is the quick concept sketch that I made:



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#410994 - 03/28/09 04:45 PM Re: Automatic Turd Exctractor
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