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#410958 - 03/27/09 05:30 AM Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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1: He likes Acid Bath

2: .........

3: His chest piece reminds me of this(click) and that makes me giggle.
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#410959 - 03/27/09 05:38 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He is an above average submissive.
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#410960 - 03/27/09 06:17 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He makes a good urinal cake.

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#410961 - 03/27/09 06:28 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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1. He never has to worry about cluttering up his room with all those most likely to succeed trophies from high school.

2. He doesn't have to think about whether or not all his friends are just hanging around him for his money.

3. His industry profile is so low he doesn't have to worry about getting into internet pissing contests with Donny Long.
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#410962 - 03/27/09 07:07 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He does not live in the same country as I do. Thanks Ryan, much obliged.

And good call on the Star Trek head explosion.
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#410963 - 03/27/09 10:37 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Registered: 06/05/05
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why Ryanna Knox doesn't appear on Shelley Lubben dead whores youtube video?

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#410964 - 03/27/09 11:31 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Registered: 09/07/05
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You never have to worry about Ryan raping anyone.
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#410965 - 03/27/09 11:58 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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1. He likes The Damned
2. His pic looked cool when it was in the penalty box.
3. Three things only?! Dude, I could name a 100 things, what's not to love about soft serve?
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#410966 - 03/27/09 06:01 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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His favorite album is Alice Donut's "Revenge Fantasies Of The Impotent" and I happen to like that album pretty well, too.
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#410967 - 03/27/09 06:37 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Quote:

You never have to worry about Ryan raping anyone.




Mike Hash might be able to pen a stink stained rebuttal to that accusation. In his own bloo..err words.
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#410968 - 03/27/09 06:51 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Quote:

what's not to love about soft serve?



Hahaha!
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#410969 - 03/27/09 10:20 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He makes a good urinal cake.




You should try my Vomit cake, you'd love it!

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#410970 - 03/27/09 10:23 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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You never have to worry about Ryan raping anyone.




Don't be so sure of that my little Beverly Hillbilly

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#410971 - 03/27/09 11:02 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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#1: successfully relighting a found cigarette butt in the street.
#2: successfully ordering a high-priced drink at the bar, gulping it, then back-walking out, ascribing the cost of the high-priced drink to the guy next to you.
#3: piss-bang, wherein you get $200 for having a bunch of females piss on you.

Ryan's three-step program...


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#410972 - 03/27/09 11:30 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He doesn't have to think about whether or not all his friends are just hanging around him for his money.





I guess that makes two of us aye? Cashier?

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#410973 - 03/27/09 11:39 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Registered: 11/27/07
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TUP has never said he was a cashier. But everybody knows you get pissed on.

I know you don't go to stores very often but they have other people working at them aside from cashiers. Just trying to trigger your memory from the last time you had money to spend and used it for something other than a visit to your dealer.

Cheers Ryan, drink up.
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#410974 - 03/28/09 12:08 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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So you're saying he's lower then the cashier? Does he put the movies back on the shelves or something? Couldn't the cashier do that when its slow? You don't have to make him seem so useless!

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#410975 - 03/28/09 12:23 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Three nice things, hmm, this could take a while.

Ryan does not spread the pneumonic form of bubonic plague.

Ryan was not involved in the ethnic cleansing atrocities in the former Yugoslavia.

Ryan was not the gunman in the recent mass murder shootings in Alabama. (Although he looks like the sort of person who would commit this kind of crime)
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#410976 - 03/28/09 03:57 AM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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He has a tiny carbon footprint because he never bathes and he sleeps in a dumpster.

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#410978 - 03/28/09 06:38 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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1. He has a full head of hair

2. His grandmother loves him despite his many fuck ups

3. He still has time to do something of worth with his life.
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#410979 - 03/28/09 06:40 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Registered: 08/22/08
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Quote:

You never have to worry about Ryan raping anyone.




Well now, hold on, he COULD wear a strap-on
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#410980 - 03/28/09 07:57 PM Re: Say three nice things about Ryan Knox
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Did you get the PM Ryan?
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