#1: successfully relighting a found cigarette butt in the street.
#2: successfully ordering a high-priced drink at the bar, gulping it, then back-walking out, ascribing the cost of the high-priced drink to the guy next to you.
#3: piss-bang, wherein you get $200 for having a bunch of females piss on you.
Ryan's three-step program...
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.