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#410710 - 03/26/09 02:29 PM
Re: Wow! Meet the Minion! Willie D this is for you!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Wow, Tory's really sinking to new depths. First Brandon, now The Minion?
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#410712 - 03/26/09 02:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'm guessing either puke or loose, runny dogshit.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#410714 - 03/26/09 03:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Tickets to meet him in the flesh $50. Tickets to meet him wrapped up from head to toe in gauze like a mummy $100.
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#410716 - 03/26/09 03:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Wow, Tory's really sinking to new depths. First Brandon, now The Minion?
Lol, I'm imagining the scene is probably balls old, from when Chico Wang was still above ground.
Malice
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#410717 - 03/26/09 05:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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Is he still Billy Watson's PA?
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#410718 - 03/26/09 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Another porn board has a podcast interview with the Minion. Done last summer I think.
Edited by conquistador (03/26/09 06:39 PM)
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#410719 - 03/26/09 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Ive actually got word that a disgruntled boyfriend of one of the girls he performed with (lexi belle) is planning an assassination attempt at this event. So if someone knows minion please warn him.
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#410721 - 03/26/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Ive actually got word that a disgruntled boyfriend of one of the girls he performed with (lexi belle) is planning an assassination attempt at this event. So if someone knows minion please warn him.
While you were in sem-seclusion in that fortified bunker in the Pyranees, El Minion was on a major effort to out you. Luckily, the Goat lawyer filed an injunction, and all was saved.
Last I heard, Doron was renting Shy Love's beaver teeth to make decorative wooden bear sculptures to sell at UCLA football games in the Fall, and at Big Bear during the ski season.
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#410723 - 03/26/09 08:33 PM
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Ive actually got word that a disgruntled boyfriend of one of the girls he performed with (lexi belle) is planning an assassination attempt at this event. So if someone knows minion please warn him.
So they are closing all of the buffet in the PHX metro area....thats better then what g w h bush did to noriega.
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#410724 - 03/27/09 02:32 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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That's the coolest poster ever! It will surely be in an indie record store in Dallas next to some bh surfers and rev horton heat posters soon. My only complaint is the sausages....the minion doesn't eat pork. He's too old testament.
I think the shit on him is peanut butter, and the eyes may be twinkies.
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#410725 - 03/27/09 04:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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Kinda looks like a cross between The Toxic Avenger, Judge Doom from "who framed roger rabbit" when he had the dagger eyes and a random fat ass.
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#410729 - 03/28/09 02:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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Upon further review, the things on his eyes are bananas.
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#410736 - 03/28/09 12:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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Early 2006 is when Tory Lane and I had our fun
Hey, Dorian you have to be the ugliest fuckin thing I've ever seen in porn. If you crawled into a vat of sulfuric acid it would probably improve your looks.
Just for that you lose your invitation to join me at HomeTown Buffet tonight
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#410737 - 03/28/09 12:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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^ What's your point. He pays to get more pussy than you ....guaranteed ! 
Fixed 
The point is that the Minion is even uglier then Ryan Knox and should follow Chico Wang into the great beyond. Preferably by being run over while chasing a rolling tatter tot into a busy street.
Hahaha, even that made me laugh. Why so hostile? Meet me at Phoenix Forum and I'll buy you an Orange Julius
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#410738 - 03/28/09 12:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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Congratulations, Doron! Good for you, man! Keep going.
What food groups do you anticipate using in 2009-2010?
I'm retired. I spend my days working for Billy Watson and dremaing of a live action Superman / Doomsday movie.
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#410746 - 03/28/09 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Doron, I'd like to help you get healthy and incorporate raw food into your diet. PM me!
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#410750 - 03/28/09 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Having heard Doron speak he sounds reasonable and downright nice.
I like the guy.
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#410751 - 03/28/09 05:29 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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BTW Gia is saying that she never did a scene with you. Does the whore speak the truth?
She does speak the truth. But, I think in this thread she's referring to the Minion; which any Fanboy would know is a different person. Since you're a lower life form, you won't be getting the respect that a Fanboy deserves.
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#410754 - 03/28/09 06:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
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Doron, I'd like to help you get healthy and incorporate raw food into your diet. PM me!
I'm down for that but it might be in my contract to stay at my hefty weight. Let me check into that.
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#410755 - 03/28/09 06:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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Doron is a good guy - tell Billy that I will join both of you at the Phoenix Forum for an Orange Julius.
He owes me lunch .....
How about falafel?
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#410756 - 03/28/09 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Back and to the left, Look closer, back and to the left.  Say Hi to chico in hell for me.
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#410757 - 03/28/09 06:54 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Sorry Brandon.
OK. That's good enough for me. Let's keep this thread about the Minion, please.
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#410762 - 03/29/09 12:07 AM
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You will respect Mr. Knox and that's that.
This is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen on XPT.
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#410764 - 03/29/09 12:25 AM
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#410767 - 03/29/09 12:34 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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The minion is the most interesting gimmick porn has. You can't stroke to those scenes but you'll still laugh real hard.
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#410768 - 03/29/09 02:08 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Fanbois do not deserve respect, but neither do soft serve meth-heads like yourself.
Rapeyourface, can literally Fuck his own face. Both status of people get laid a respectable more amount. Futility is in the eye of the poster ya paperless Slack-Jawed Faggot.
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