Moderator trumps paper, rock, scissors, etc.
I would ban you but Jeff said you have no other friends.
You will respect Mr. Knox and that's that.
If you get out of line, I will have the Minion eat you, crap you out, and feed you to the turd-eating dog that lives next door to me.

On another note, I want to thank you for PMing me saying how much you enjoyed watching SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 on VOD. That's cool of you to give props like that, man. Thank you for the money. I'm investing in Andi Anderson's mouth soon.