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Dear Christina,

My dreams about fucking smartt’s exit wound are causing me to jerk off several times a day. I have noticed a painful swelling at the base of my cock and I was wondering if a change in lubes would counter act this? Should I switch to water, oil, or silicon based lubricant? Currently I am just using gun oil.





Gun oil might not be the best for a sore throbbing penis. I think salt and vinegar or moonshine both work well for soaking a painful, overworked penis.
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