This guy is a character,

Dr.Joseph Suglia(The Greatest Author in the World)
"I only respect those who have read my work."

http://www.myspace.com/drjosephsuglia

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My name is Dr. Joseph Suglia.

In all modesty, I am the greatest author in the world, and the world is slowly recognizing that fact.

My novel Watch Out-- easily the greatest novel of the past thirty years -- has inspired a motion picture that will be released in 2009, starring Matt Riddlehoover (winner of the MySpace Users' Film Choice Award).

I wrote the screenplay in collaboration with the director, award-winning filmmaker Steve Balderson (Firecracker).

I write for myself -- and for no one else besides, no one else who is alive. The immediate public does not interest me in the slightest. I write for a readership that does not yet exist -- a future readership, an ideal readership. I write for readers who have not yet been born.

It is the destiny of every genuine writer to be misinterpreted during his or her lifetime.

The intelligent love my works, whereas the mentally stunted despise them.

A word of praise from an idiot would be the worst form of condemnation.

Since everyone asks me, let me say a few words about the novel's premise.

Watch Out concerns a man named Jonathan Barrows who falls in love with himself -- madly and literally.

Watch Out is the beautifully poetic expression of an individual's desire for himself and for his own life.

Between the months of May and August 2007, Watch Out was an Amazon.com bestseller, outselling even mainstream novels such as Fight Club and Lipstick Jungle.

I have been heavily praised by The Chicago Reader as one of the American Midwest's most accomplished writers of fiction.

Watch Out is my life's most significant achievement.

I am currently composing another novel. This one is extremely complex -- a web of words, numbers, and images.

I have been formally trained as a literary critic. My literary criticism has appeared in prestigious journals such as diacritics and the encyclopaedia The Facts on File Companion to the American Novel.

I earned a Ph.D. in Comparative Literary Studies at Northwestern University.

What will become of me is anyone's guess.

To contact me, visit my Web site: josephsuglia.com

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