I figured you missed all the Ebay buys and crappy food so....
10 Feet of enema hose only $3.22 on Ebay but the shipping is too high
20 RTU Enema Packs only 99 cents! I can sell them on the Jewish Black Market at many times the price!
Jewish Cufflinks that I like but they are way over my $1.99 limit
DeSoto cufflinks, I think it was a car. Chicks might dig me if I was wearing these.
Time for breakfast!! Ground cow uterus with scrambled eggs and cheese on a sesame kaiser.mmmmmmmm!
Sheep colon braised on a stick, you have to have this with Russian Coleslaw
I was going to have a nice cheeseburger but some smelly black man from the bus stole it
And for dessert I had a girl come over to my cellar and we made ice cream together. What a perfect end to a great day!