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#410255 - 03/24/09 12:56 AM
is LAUREN PHOENIX a drug addict???
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 297
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is it truth that Lauren Phoenix is junkie?
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#410256 - 03/24/09 01:12 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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ITT: Stupid questions
Is the desert dry??
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#410258 - 03/24/09 03:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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is it truth that Lauren Phoenix is junkie?
I think yessssssssss
Pretty fucking obvious, Lauren's nostrils were as wide as Hillary's bunghole at the end of her ... <laughter suppression technique #5> "Career" </laughter suppression technique #5>, and Lauren's manic, enthusiastic, wild, wanton, debauched performances seemed to suggest she was using a [ALex_ Rodriguez]"Performance Enhancing Drug."[/ALex_Rodriguez]
Someone find the thread in the cage where Smelly Monkey Broke a Cage-Exclusive story about Lauren Phoenix finding "God"....I think she was just hallucinating from all the  when she claimed her pet Iguana wrote a message that came directly from Jesus via the Holy spirit, in which the message told her that: "All is forgiven, my child, and you are washed clean from all the sin you have committed on screen, everything is forgiven! .... except your scene(s) with Erik Everhard...I'll get back to you on that one. Peace out, Jesus Christ"
Instead of finding saliva_tion after receiving this message from the lord, however, Lauren, the dirty filthy drug loving whore, instead hit the even harder and more enthusiastically, and since she lives in Canada the government will provide her with subsistence level food and aid so she can devote all her remaining disposable income to pursuing the fleeting pleasure that her drug habit provides.
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#410259 - 03/24/09 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Maybe I can get her to do a private for cheap then. I was nuts about this bitch.
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#410260 - 03/24/09 10:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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She sure did sweat a lot in some of her scenes.
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#410261 - 03/24/09 11:12 AM
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she couldnt even run a pimping service.....and my beaver baby....does it with pride.... 
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#410262 - 03/24/09 11:24 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Maybe I can get her to do a private for cheap then. I was nuts about this bitch.
If you do, drop me a line and I'll join you and cover her expenses. Of course, I get in first.
I loved her too. Total anal and cum slut that held nothing back in her 200+ flicks. Check her out in the first Fuck Dolls and Clusterfuck 3 and you'll see how much cock this girl could handle.
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#410263 - 03/24/09 01:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Skip, your taste is impeccable. I really dug her after a couple of years in when she put some weight on her frame. He BWA scene with Katrina Kraven almost broke my cock. She always kind of reminded me of Gabrielle Reese...
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#410265 - 03/24/09 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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No kidding; I'm 5 foot 8 but have always been enamored with tall chicks. It's hard to get a feel for how tall most pws are in flicks.
Here's my theory on tall broads: They get hassled in grade/high school because they're 'different', then they either get involved in sports or modeling and become total fucking babes....
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#410266 - 03/24/09 08:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Oh this bitch was made for fucking and sucking a nigga. What a chick. WHAT A CHICK. Looker, swallower, anal gaper, dirty talker and super fucker.
What more could a guy ask for?
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#410268 - 03/25/09 04:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Here's my theory on tall broads: They get hassled in grade/high school because they're 'different', then they either get involved in sports or modeling and become total fucking babes....
Yeah, I always suspected that sort of progression in tall girls too. In high school most guys steer clear of them but later on as they get out in the world, if they're sharp looking they really blossom.
I did read once that Lauren danced in the Toronto area, then one day just decided to pack it up and head out alone to So Cal. Great initiative on that Canadian girl. And I hope she's doing fine for herself.
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#410269 - 03/25/09 07:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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She doesn't have an attractive vagina, and shes tall, but she did look similar to jennifer garner and once jumped on one leg while her boyfriend (black, fat and ugly) dangled a dead fish head on a fishing rod in front of her, I know a lot of sober girls who do that.
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#410270 - 03/26/09 02:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#410272 - 03/26/09 06:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/27/04
Posts: 62
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And that preview link is supposed to mean that yes, Lauren is still doing porn? Ahhh, the immortality of recorded video. It's always fresh to someone, I s'pose. And it sure never goes away.
If you think that is new, I'd like to show you a clip I found on the internets of this hot new slut named Jenna Jameson...
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#410275 - 03/27/09 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Scroll about halfway down and you'll find the trailer...
http://www.clubhardball.com/trailers.php
wow!, how many dead whores are on that site?
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