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is it truth that Lauren Phoenix is junkie?




I think yessssssssss

Pretty fucking obvious, Lauren's nostrils were as wide as Hillary's bunghole at the end of her ... <laughter suppression technique #5> "Career" </laughter suppression technique #5>, and Lauren's manic, enthusiastic, wild, wanton, debauched performances seemed to suggest she was using a [ALex_ Rodriguez]"Performance Enhancing Drug."[/ALex_Rodriguez]

Someone find the thread in the cage where Smelly Monkey Broke a Cage-Exclusive story about Lauren Phoenix finding "God"....I think she was just hallucinating from all the when she claimed her pet Iguana wrote a message that came directly from Jesus via the Holy spirit, in which the message told her that: "All is forgiven, my child, and you are washed clean from all the sin you have committed on screen, everything is forgiven! .... except your scene(s) with Erik Everhard...I'll get back to you on that one. Peace out, Jesus Christ"

Instead of finding saliva_tion after receiving this message from the lord, however, Lauren, the dirty filthy drug loving whore, instead hit the even harder and more enthusiastically, and since she lives in Canada the government will provide her with subsistence level food and aid so she can devote all her remaining disposable income to pursuing the fleeting pleasure that her drug habit provides.
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