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#410098 - 03/23/09 12:59 PM FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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4 more Canadian soldiers killed this week in Afghanistan. Nice work, Fox...


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#410099 - 03/23/09 03:54 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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With friends like this, who needs enemies.....

What a bunch of assclowns, they should be dropped in a Somalian hotzone. "Who's laughing now, bitch!"
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#410100 - 03/23/09 04:45 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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#410101 - 03/23/09 05:40 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Fox host apologizes for mocking of Canadian Forces

The host of an over-the-top, late-night Fox network show has apologized for disrespecting the Canadian military with a recent segment on his intentionally inflammatory program.

"The March 17th episode of Red Eye included a segment discussing Canada's plan for a 'synchronized break,' which was in no way an attempt to make light of troop efforts," host Greg Gutfeld said in a statement issued Monday.

"However, I realize that my words may have been misunderstood. It was not my intent to disrespect the brave men, women and families of the Canadian military, and for that I apologize.

In an interview with the CBC on Monday, Defence Minister Peter MacKay said he accepted the apology — pointing out it came only after his department contacted Fox demanding one earlier in the day.

MacKay called the comments "totally, totally inappropriate, ridiculous [and] demeaning."

The vast majority of Americans, from President Barack Obama on down, "have nothing but respect and admiration for the Canadian forces and their families," he said.

"I don't think we should dignify this with more commentary other than to say it's highly regrettable," he added.

"The apology at least represents some recognition of the insensitivity — and we all move on."

"Red Eye is a satirical take on the news, in which all topics are addressed in a lighthearted, humorous and ridiculous manner," he added.

Gutfeld, a former Maxim and Stuff magazine editor, hosts the cultural commentary show, which is broadcast on Fox weekdays at 3 a.m. ET.

He moderates a round table of panellists who deliver off-the-cuff musings and crack jokes about a wide range of topics from the worlds of news, entertainment and sports. Commentators have included comedians, Fox News anchors, actors and Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis

In a five-minute segment broadcast March 17, Gutfeld mocked the Canadian Forces, noting Lt.-Gen. Andrew Leslie's recent comment that the military may need a year to recover after Canada's mission in Afghanistan ends in 2011.

"Meaning, the Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white Capri pants," Gutfeld said.

"I didn't even know they were in the war," panellist and comedian Doug Benson added. "I thought that's where you go if you don't want to fight. Go chill in Canada."

The panellists continued by joking about soldiers needing a break for "manicures and pedicures," how Canada should be invaded and poked fun at the RCMP.

Canadian soldiers, who have been fighting in Afghanistan since 2001, have spent the last four years in the country's most violent regions. On Friday, military officials announced that four more Canadian soldiers were killed and eight others were wounded in two separate roadside bomb blasts outside Kandahar, in southern Afghanistan.

Canadians express outrage
Over the past few days, the Red Eye segment has sparked outrage from a range of Canadians, including thousands of comments on YouTube and Facebook.

"Our soldiers are dying for them and they have the audacity and the ignorance … to say something like that, it is insulting. It's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard," Sam Warren told CBC News after watching the segment.

The segment also drew criticism from Conservative author, columnist and commentator David Frum.

"The clip in question is a sequence of goofs about the feebleness, uselessness and absurdity of the Canadian armed forces. Why would I call that dumb? Here's why," Frum wrote on his New Majority.com blog last week, before listing the Canadian soldiers, aid workers and a diplomat who have been killed in Afghanistan since 2002.

"Sorry I disrespected your show, Red Eye fans, but you disrespected the dead," Frum added.

"My apologies to the Canadian military, they probably could at least beat the Belgians," Gutfeld mused in his Twitter account on Sunday.

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#410102 - 03/23/09 06:54 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Wonder how much trash has been talked by the Canadians on talk radio and news up there about our govt. and military and I wonder where the apologies are ? Fucke'em bunch of pussy cunts.
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#410103 - 03/23/09 07:02 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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#410104 - 03/23/09 07:09 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Canadian radio isn't like it is in the states. The war in Iraq isn't popular in Canada, there's a lot of shit talking on the streets, but I've never heard anyone mock the US troops on TV or radio.

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#410105 - 03/23/09 07:20 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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THe whole thing is so ridiculous it's not even worth watching. The guy probably fancies himself a Right Wing Jon Stewart, but he is obviously just a tard. There wasn't one intelligent statement in that whole thing.
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#410106 - 03/23/09 07:24 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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I like the song Conq !

I've never watched the Fox show in question. Isn't it supposed to be satirical ?
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#410107 - 03/23/09 09:39 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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He didn't even really apologise, just claims that he was misinterpreted.

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#410108 - 03/23/09 10:50 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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***DISCLAIMER*** Fox News Channel is about satire. Nothing here should ever be considered fact. News Corporation makes no endorsement of Greg Gutfeld, Red Eye or Fox News Channel.
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#410109 - 03/23/09 11:49 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Thing is, Canadians have done a hell of a lot of fighting and have suffered a lot of causalities in Afghanistan. That segment in Red Eye turns out not being funny because we laugh at Canadian soldiers. But we laugh at the commentators for bouncing around so cocky and arrogant making their jokes (that's how they do it on that show, I've seen it) while they are completely ignorant of what they're talking about.

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#410110 - 03/23/09 11:56 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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wow. a fox news program uses satire and all of a sudden libs grow a giant vagina. pitiful. anyone have tina fey or will ferrell on speed dial?
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#410111 - 03/24/09 07:00 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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This has nothing to do with liberals. The posters on this thread represent most of the Canadian members of this board (except Big Moose).

I suspect that if a US (or Canadian) talk show host called US soldiers "cowards" on the air you would be first in line to support their right to free speech, and I congratulate you for the strength of your convictions.
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#410112 - 03/24/09 07:15 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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wow. a fox news program uses satire and all of a sudden libs grow a giant vagina. pitiful. anyone have tina fey or will ferrell on speed dial?


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haha oh those Libs. This came from the 'support our troops' channel . Their timing was poor; another attack on troops that ended in casualties. But since they weren't Americans I guess they don't count, right? And Will Ferrell or Tina Fey talking about soldiers this way would send most Americans through the roof.

Yeah, that stupid liberal Minister for Defence of our stupid liberal Conservative government and those stupid liberals down at the Canadian Legion really look like a bunch of crybabies.

The funerals were yesterday, btw....


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#410113 - 03/24/09 05:30 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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I'd like someone to explain to me how what these douchebags said was 'satire.' An attempt at a joke yes, but satire? Talk about over-reaching.

Satire is a couple of wimps in suits on TV mocking soldiers for a lack of toughness. Lord knows the editor of Maxim must have really walked through fire.

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#410114 - 03/24/09 08:17 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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To be satire, it must be funny, and those skewering the subject should know what they're talking about.

Fail on both counts.

1.) The jokes were about as intelligent and funny as any of Coke's babble.
2.) Those guys showed ignorance about how much hard work our boys have contributed to cleaning up the mess the Bush administration made of Afghanistan

Yeah, in some fairness our "vaginas" all got hurt because of the timing (four soldiers killed within a day or so of the broadcast airing). Still doesn't change the fact these guys are not funny and do nothing to help Fox's image as the network of choice for the average American neo-con redneck ignoramus.

Or in your mind, K1ng, can the American right do no wrong?
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#410115 - 03/24/09 11:47 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Satire by the right wing is extremely rare. I've seen it a few times but by and large it is almost universally a left wing "jondra".
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#410116 - 03/25/09 01:03 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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oh shit, teh canucks are angry. I should have been more specific. by "libs" I meant douchestyla and bigmooselaboratorgunker, but whatever, I'll play along.

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I suspect that if a US (or Canadian) talk show host called US soldiers "cowards" on the air...




where in that op clip did anyone call can. troops cowards?

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Their timing was poor; another attack on troops that ended in casualties.




talk about taking this out of context. christ, it wasn't an attack, the show is all about nonsense. they were goofing on a canadian military official suggesting they need a year off. the entire can. military on a year long hiatus, minimum. where in the world has a nation's military decided to take a year off? it had zero to do with casualties suffered by the can. mil., that's your inference not the show's.

I mean come on, at 3:16 that alfred e newman looking guy said "I have tremendous respect for any one, us or can, that serves..."

followed by the hostguy "I do too."

enough support?


I can't believe you guys are taking an irrelevant show's poor attempt at humor so seriously. maybe I'm just calloused by all the msm's "torture" and "war criminal" accusations of our military to see your outrage. clowning on a country's military wanting to take a year off just seems silly, not disrespectful.
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#410117 - 03/25/09 07:11 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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psss - K1ng, the "attack" was a real attack - half a dozen or so soldiers killed the day after the show aired.
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#410118 - 03/25/09 09:16 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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That's more to the point. I know the 'too soon' cliche gets used a lot, but the deaths had just happened.
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#410119 - 03/25/09 02:04 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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@k1ng
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by "libs" I meant douchestyla and bigmooselaboratorgunker, but whatever, I'll play along.




Are you calling me a goddamn fucking liberal? I'm a lot of things, but not a liberal.
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#410120 - 03/25/09 02:23 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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talk about taking this out of context. christ, it wasn't an attack, the show is all about nonsense. they were goofing on a canadian military official suggesting they need a year off. the entire can. military on a year long hiatus, minimum. where in the world has a nation's military decided to take a year off?




That's the thing, who's taking it out of context? They're not talking about jogging on the beach at sunset, they're talking about a restructuring/rebuilding process because they have been so over-extended by their last 7 years of fighting in Afghanistan. They're not going to shut down so that anyone can walk across the border with guns and take over the country. The military is still going to be there.

And, he's talking about July 2011, with the US finally imposing some kind of order in Iraq more and more successfully, that's plenty of time to get US troops or others in Afghanistan.

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I can't believe you guys are taking an irrelevant show's poor attempt at humor so seriously.




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#410121 - 03/25/09 02:36 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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And, he's talking about July 2011, with the US finally imposing some kind of order in Iraq more and more successfully, that's plenty of time to get US troops or others in Afghanistan.




Please tell me you don't believe this crap. That's only two years from now. Even the great US army can't fix in two years what was screwed up during 6 years of (illegal) occupation.

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I can't believe you guys are taking an irrelevant show's poor attempt at humor so seriously.




All that's happened here is people have posted comments on a porn board.




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#410122 - 03/25/09 04:40 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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Please tell me you don't believe this crap. That's only two years from now. Even the great US army can't fix in two years what was screwed up during 6 years of (illegal) occupation.




Even Obama who entirely campaigned on needing to get the hell out of Iraq has stated that the plans laid in place by the Bush administration to get out of Iraq pretty much met his campaign promises and he isn't going to change them. You think Obama was going to leave them in there any longer than he could get them out? You think Bush was going to get out of there before the job was done?

It's far from over, but that war's going to be run more and more by Iraqis.


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#410123 - 03/25/09 05:24 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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The US army will withdraw in 2011, I believe that. More order, not so much.
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#410124 - 03/25/09 09:24 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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oh shit, teh canucks are angry. I should have been more specific. by "libs" I meant douchestyla and bigmooselaboratorgunker, but whatever, I'll play along




why, with that kind of contemptuously condescending demeanor to those who are less than you, combined with such razor-sharp wit, you would fit right with the droll satirists of red eye, teh king.
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#410125 - 03/25/09 11:45 PM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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psss - K1ng, the "attack" was a real attack - half a dozen or so soldiers killed the day after the show aired.




I misunderstood tatty's post. I thought he meant red eye's jokes were an attack on the troops. come on, I wasn't denying that there was a real attack, I know there was. you make a good point though, the show aired before any of this happened? is this true? if it is true then this whole thing is silly. you can be pissed they were goofing on the canadian military but tying in the casualties that happened after the show aired is insane. that's like a pornwhore crying rape the day before she sits next to paul little on the yellow sofa. again, I wasn't clear enough with my first post. my point was that it's funny how libs, not eveyone in this thread, get all worked up when the words "fox news" get posted here. imagine the silliness if I posted about every joke/skit jon stewart, stephen colbert, keith olbermann, bill maher, david letterman etc. made about our military, 99% of which are meant as genuine humor not a slight against them.

that was a serious question in my last post though. I might be wrong and may have missed it but I didn't hear anyone call canadian troops "cowards". is it just me?

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why, with that kind of contemptuously condescending demeanor to those who are less than you, combined with such razor-sharp wit, you would fit right with the droll satirists of red eye, teh king.




well, I can only hope to someday attain the mental capacity and high brow humor of stephen colbert or the integrity and journalistic honesty of the edward r murrow of our time, keith olbermann. maybe...someday...one day...I'll make it, for you, teh alt.
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#410126 - 03/26/09 10:54 AM Re: FOX NEWS "supports the troops"
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I might be wrong and may have missed it but I didn't hear anyone call canadian troops "cowards". is it just me?
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It was inferred with what they were saying. I don't actually know if it was said verbatim as I was about to blow my stack so I shut it off.
I take it with a grain of salt after cooling off because I know from American serviceman I actually served with that they aren't all stupid or ignorant. When I was in the Gulf it didn't matter what uniform you had on, you know they had your back and vice versa.

Ask any US serviceman who has served with Canadian's and I'm certain that clip will make them just ask sick to the stomach.

Just as the Canadian population shouldn't judge the US military for bad command decisions, the US population shouldn't judge Canadian servicemen based on years of government cutbacks and virtual abandonment. Thankfully the smart ones don't.
BTW, this is me manning a US Rhib, while US a boarding team chills and takes a break on a Canadian ship. And to negate the hypocrit factor I get just as riled when people slam the American military.


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